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Right-wing women are sexier

The lust that dare not speak its name

19 July 2014

9:00 AM

19 July 2014

9:00 AM

Not long ago I was out drinking with a group of friends and we started playing the If-You-Had-To game. The idea is to present players with two people they would never want to sleep with — and then make them choose which they’d sleep with. Here are some of the fiendish alternatives I had to face: Imelda Marcos or Wallace Simpson? Ayn Rand or Yoko Ono? Gertrude Stein or Virginia Woolf?

Then one joker said: Theresa May or Jemima Khan? Everyone laughed at this no-contest choice. Everyone except me. How could I tell them the ugly truth: I’d prefer a night of passion with right-wing Theresa over lefty Jemima any day of the week.

But then I belong to that small, deviant group of liberal-lefty-pro-feminist men who find conservative/right-wing women super sexy. In an age when anything goes — at least in terms of sexual pleasure — ours is a lust that dare not speak its name.

I know this because later that evening, I turned to one of the group and confessed my secret longing for the likes of Theresa May, Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin — ideally all at once. I thought my fantasy night of passion would be received with sympathy and understanding. After all, this friend of mine pays a woman in Earls Court to put him on a rack and do things you don’t want to read about. He just looked at me and said: ‘You’re sick!’

I can just hear the chorus of left-wing women complaining that, here we go again — judging women in politics by their looks! Well, actually, looks have nothing to do with it. By that criteria, I should be swooning over Jemima instead of drooling over Mrs May. So no, this is not about looks; it’s about the sexiness of a certain mindset and sensibility. What is the appeal of right-wing women to men like me? After all, left-wing men are not supposed to sleep with such women. (We’re meant to find their political convictions too repulsive for that sort of thing.) But politics is rooted in tribalism and dark emotions, as much as reason. To lefty men of my persuasion, right-wing women are the Other; alluring because they are so exotic; exciting because they’re so forbidden.

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I envy men of the right — their sexual lives are not constrained by the rules of sexual correctness we lefties are expected to live by. For us, playful S&M can pose all sorts of perplexing questions about class, power and gender that they never have to worry about. The left-wing drama critic Ken Tynan once had a conflict between his commitment to bottom-spanking and his commitment to civil rights when the woman he paid to indulge his passion for S&M turned out to be black. Tynan, like a good champagne socialist, chose pleasure over principle.

We good, caring lefty pro-feminists can’t ask — or pay — a women to dominate us; to tie us up or spank us. But we can get a right-wing woman who will indulge us in a verbal lashing should we dare to utter any of our core progressive beliefs. Take that you multicultural-loving cretin, WHACK! Further European integration? You euro-loving toad! WHACK! Fifty shades of Milton Friedman, anyone?

Right-wing women have always had a bad press when it comes to sex. They are usually portrayed in novels, sitcoms and films as sexually uptight, prudish and repressed by Victorian values or religious faith. Sex for them, goes the stereotype, is something one does for purposes of procreation. By contrast, women of the left are seen as sexually liberated and thus more open-minded when it comes to sexual experimentation.

That may have been true in the 1970s, but nowadays it’s more likely to be women of the left who are uptight and repressed — and that’s due to a sexual correctness that has come in the wake of third-wave feminism. Don’t get me wrong. Feminism has done a lot of good for women — and men — but it aims to take all the dirt and dark stuff out of sex. Consequently, the bedroom has become a minefield where you have to take care what you say, lest you cause an explosion of feminist wrath.

Cosmo
Theresa May or Jemima Khan? Photo: Getty

I recently had sex with a woman who writes for the Guardian and in the heat of the moment I said, ‘I love you — you filthy slut!’ I meant it as a compliment! Honest! She stopped the proceedings and gave me a long lecture about how the ‘verbal demeaning of women’ was totally unacceptable. I had a similar experience with a woman of the right. (I won’t repeat what I said because it’s too embarrassing.) But she just laughed and said, ‘Oh, you do say the sweetest things to a girl!’

Women of the right will not tolerate sexism; but nor do they have that tendency of some left-wing women always to play the victim of sexism. They have a robust, get-on-with-it attitude to life that makes them less prone to the neurotic, whiney, oh-poor-me melodrama that has infected so much thinking of left-leaning feminists.

To suggest that political ideology can influence not only an individual’s sexual allure but their sexual performance as well might seem absurd. Would anyone be so foolish as to claim that generally speaking, people on the right are better in bed than people on the left? Actually, Americans have done surveys to find this out and you can find one that says liberals are better in the bedroom than conservatives and another that claims Republicans have more orgasms than Democrats.

I have slept with women who write for the New Statesman and women who write for the Daily Telegraph and I can’t honestly claim that one lot is better than the other. But there are certain post-coital benefits that come with women of the right. They never subject a man to the music of Nick Drake or Nina Simone. As good libertarians, they don’t mind if you smoke in bed or pick up a newspaper or roll over and go to sleep — come to think of it, that’s what they are more likely to do. Nor do you ever have to lie in bed and watch some mawkish film about Nelson Mandela or one made by Michael Moore. (They don’t think you’re demented because you’d rather watch Die Hard.) And right-wing women never think that leaving the toilet seat up is a passive-aggressive act of patriarchy.

Sorry, comrades, but when it comes to the bedroom I’ll have to vote Tory.


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  • Liz

    For God’s sake, the editor of this lads mag missed his real calling at Zoo or Nuts.

    If this magazine with its constant stream of hormonal, prurient and patronising articles about women is any insight into what Tory blokes are like it’s no wonder there are hardly any women in government and everyone’s constantly getting molested.

    • Kitty MLB

      Oh, fragrant Lizzie.Its only a spot of whimsical coquettishness. My lovely saysI am also innocently
      like that at times.And although its easy for the article to be
      misinterpreted, its usually by those who are terminally serious or pc correct obsessives.
      It will also not lead to anyone being molested, those that
      way inclined will be that way regardless and those with
      grubby minds will be that way regardless.

      • Kitty MLB

        Apologies, I missed the word husband above.

        • http://owsblog.blogspot.com Span Ows

          Oh fragrant husband Lizzie?

          • Kitty MLB

            That made me laugh, lovely husband,smells
            nice but not fragrant like Lizzie.

        • Fergus Pickering

          As long as you don’t miss out the real thing, as it were, Kitty.

    • Colonel Mustard

      Thanks for providing a demonstration of what he was on about.

    • nickwilde

      If this is a wind-up, it’s really well done. Sadly, I suspect it’s heartfelt.

    • loftytom

      Calm down dear!

      • Liz

        Shut up prat.

    • TimeandtheRani

      He’s not a Tory bloke.

      That’s literally the whole point of the article.

      Eesh.

    • rugby god

      put the kettle on luv, coffee, white and two…
      this is an adult conversation!

    • GraveDave

      Surely you don’t actually believe ‘Confessions of Cosmo’, do you?

    • Dogzzz

      Liz, you do realise that there are just as many senior labour figures being implicated in paedophile and other sex scandals as there are tories?

    • Stu

      Can you provide any evidence for you idiotic statement? everyone’s constantly getting molested.

      Grow up dear.

      • Liz

        The evidence in the back catalogue of this chauvinists’ fanzine.

        • Wessex Man

          oh go and get the Dinner on woman!

          • Liz

            You’re too fat to eat, go take the bins out.

          • Wessex Man

            You lazy cow, you mean you don’t take the bins out? wheres my slippers?

          • Kitty MLB

            Charming, I don’t think so !

          • Wessex Man

            It depends on who is trying to be rude to me dear kitty, a ranting feminist, or a dear lady like you, why I’d even get your slippers for you!

          • Kitty MLB

            Slippers! Too young for slippers darling, as
            most women in their childbearing years are.
            Especially the furry type. You clearly are at
            clearly are at the pipe and slippers stage.

            And don’t be rude to the lovely Lizzie.

    • Fergus Pickering

      Not everyone, Liz. Only the nice ones.

    • CharleyFarleyFive

      QED.

  • Kitty MLB

    Well Cosmo, you clearly have a refined appreciation for the fairer
    gender. Women who have been tormenting you since the days
    of Cicre, Calypso and a few modern day little pixies like the
    enticing Sarah Palin. Leftie women can be aggressive, have hairy
    legs and humourless.
    And then there is the wit and wisdom that comes with Conservatism and individuality.

    Also the same above applies to Conservative men.
    Mitt Romney I understand had qualities and the same for true
    Conservatives in this country, they just stand out from the crowd.
    In away that Milipede, Balls and Obama could never do.

    • GraveDave

      Yeah, like saying ‘ lefty multi c rap ‘ about something that’s asking for it, and then having to make a public apology. As long as you’re all in thrall to political correctness there’s not much room left for wit and humour. Conservative America though, that’s a different story altogether. They’re certainly not so pussywhipped as we are. (Am I allowed to say that?)

      • Wessex Man

        no but you’ve said it now, I expect you are going to get scolded!

      • Kitty MLB

        No indeed, wit and humour don’t belong with political
        correctness. They forget that people don’t need nannying and obviously there are odd people about who you wouldn’t share humour with but you can
        always tell who they are.

        And yes of course you were allowed to say that
        and it was gentlemanly of you to ask.

    • Oliver_C

      “Mitt Romney I understand had qualities…”
      Yes: losing.

    • Wessex Man

      and hairy armpits!

      • Kitty MLB

        French women are very elegant but they never shave
        their armpits…cannot understand it myself.

    • Fergus Pickering

      Yes, Obama is terminally boring, isn’t he? He opens his mouth and I fall asleep.

      • Kitty MLB

        I remember when he made a speech in London a few
        years back, the Lefties were fawning over him.And
        then went on to say how wonderful they thought he was and how eloquent, they said this to some American journalist, who looked shocked and after
        a long silence said that’s all he does, just makes
        speeches, we’ve heard that one before.

        • Fergus Pickering

          And the black thing, that’s all gone. He’s black. So what?

          • Kitty MLB

            Indeed such a fuss was made of the first black
            President. People voted for him simply because he is black, how utterly racist is that.
            Can you imagine the uproar if people said they
            voted for Cameron because he’s white.

    • Doggie Roussel

      Whose Balls ?

      • Kitty MLB

        Oh very amusing. And you haven’t been perambulating through
        the clandestine Spectator corridors for a while, Hmmm !!!

        • Doggie Roussel

          No… I’ve been banned from most Spectator comment columns… for reasons that remain a mystery to me, Kitty…

  • Colonel Mustard

    Is the “friend” who likes being put on the rack Toby Young?

    The reason this titillates you Mr Landesman is because you are a PW, feminised lefty who has surrendered his masculinity to gratify his taste for Big Nanny. The Tory imperative to lust after the “terrible mother” is sexual fantasy but yours is political and ideological and you want to impose it on everyone else.

  • Nick Harman

    I still find this typically tongue in cheek description by Auberon Waugh of left-wing women hilarious.

    My image of the New Statesman reader was that of a taut, slightly embittered female school-teacher, possibly in Coventry but certainly in one of the less well-favoured areas of the country, struggling valiantly against the inherited and environmental disabilities of her charges to preserve some quasi-theological Hope in the socialist future. She was a convinced atheist and a convinced progressive in sexual matters although her own experiences in that field had seldom been encouraging. In foreign affairs she was endlessly progressive but in home affairs subject to strange disciplinarian urges which might suddenly demand unspeakable punishments not only for racists, rapists and male chauvinists, but also for litter-louts, cigarette-smokers and males generally. She approved of homosexuality and unmarried mothers, disapproved of drink and drugs, approved of education, disapproved of anyone excelling in it, approved, rather nervously, of the working class in most of its manifestations except football hooliganism and represented, in fact, the only surviving bastion of middle class values.”

    • jaydeepee

      Hilarious? You need to get out more.

      • Nick Harman

        Well I can’t expect everyone to share my sense of humour or appreciation of Waugh’s exquisite mastery of irony, wit and the English language, but I would have expected more of a Spectator reader than ‘you need to get out more’. Waugh would have been amused but also appalled at this new kind of subscriber I’m sure.

        • RaymondDance

          Don’t worry, Nick. He’s probably a minority of one. The rest of us I’m sure share your appreciation of the great man.

      • Wessex Man

        He needs to get out more? sounds like he does fine, perhaps you should try it.

        • Kitty MLB

          Totally agree. The other chap clearly also has
          wit and wisdom.And his post was very interesting.

    • MikeF

      “approved of education, disapproved of anyone excelling in it”
      That really is a perfect skewering of the left. Fine man Auberon. It is frightening to think of what he might have made of Jacqui Smith.

      • CharleyFarleyFive

        Or Harriet Harman for that matter.

    • MikeF

      “approved of education, disapproved of anyone excelling in it”
      That really is a perfect skewering of the left. Fine man Auberon. It is frightening to think of what he might have made of Jacqui Smith.

    • Colonel Mustard

      And so it came to be. Compare modern Britain with that description and Waugh’s left-wing woman is more or less how we are governed. He wouldn’t find it amusing that his lampoon had become reality.

      • MikeF

        The one major difference is that the modern day equivalent would not have ‘approved’ of the working class, but would have regarded them as ‘racists’ and ‘bigots’. Instead a new set of population groups denoted in other terms would have – indeed actually have – been selected for approved status.

        • Nick Harman

          Yes that is true, the old style UK socialist took a paternal interest in the working class, fondly regarding them as overgrown children who needed educating and having their decisions made for them. Now they they regard them as a lost cause – they can’t be relied on to vote the correct way and they have the wrong views about immigration.

          • asdadads

            It is the same here in the States. The lefties flit from cause to cause, like a fickle butterfly. No accountability, no post-mortem on their programs, and no end to their meddling as well. Very female-dominated trait, if you ask me (and I’m a female).

    • CharleyFarleyFive

      Very astute indeed.

    • asdadads

      Did you pull that description from The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders?

  • EUSSR

    ‘And right-wing women never think that leaving the toilet seat up is a passive-aggressive act of patriarchy.’

    Could quite possibly be the greatest sentence I have ever read in The Spectator.’

    • dado_trunking

      Oi, manboy – we don’t care how you perform your act. Perform it well, with due diligence and then clean up after yourself. Got it?

      • Count Dooku

        Perhaps because we don’t like touching the toilet seat any more than you do?
        I don’t even bother to raise it anymore. I now have perfect aim.

        • dado_trunking

          Offices and other places of work designed to BCO standards and BS 6465-1:2006+A1:2009 – Sanitary installations Code of Practice no longer feature urinals in their designs (to save on space). When will the uneducated British male learn to aim properly? You’ve nearly had a decade!

          • Ponte

            Brits have a Ministry of Pissing??? Hahahahahaha Must be one of the new petticoat ministers. Pathetic.

          • asdadads

            “Mommy,” please, stop lecturing men. They could find just as much to criticize you for.

        • tspoon

          I don’t bother to raise it. That’s her job, if she wants to come back to it clean.

          • Fergus Pickering

            I wonder who really wears the mitre in your house. You’d better take care she doesnt know it’s you hdere.

          • tspoon

            Ok. Fergus.

          • Chiral

            i use your toothbrush, sweetie.

          • tspoon

            I have a toothbrush?

          • http://thevailspot.blogspot.com/ Rich Vail

            yes, you use it to brush that single, snaggle tooth on the bottom right…

          • asdadads

            Beta male alert!

          • Whatever

            She’s probably too busy shagging a bloke with a cock twice the size of yours, mate.

      • Colonel Mustard

        You are not giving your EU masters value for money. Not that they would even understand that concept.

        • dado_trunking

          BS stands for British Standard.
          Why am I finding myself explaining the world to you?
          Have a good read here if you do not believe me:

          http://moodle.moulton.ac.uk/pluginfile.php/155749/mod_resource/content/1/bs%206465%20pt%201.pdf

          • Colonel Mustard

            I give up, why are you? I didn’t ask you to and I know what BS stands for anyway. Although in your case it usually isn’t British Standard.

          • dado_trunking

            Hello what mateyboy? Learn to have a number one properly, now that our British Standard dictates you to.

          • Wessex Man

            why Colonel it stands for Bull**** and he is tele’s older more insane brother.

          • Colonel Mustard

            “Our” British Standard? If you are British I’ll eat my bowler hat.

          • dado_trunking

            Meaningless assertions – amusing tho’ to watch you dance.
            Dance for me Colonel, again!

          • Colonel Mustard

            Conditional doubt not assertion.

            From where I’m sitting you are the one dancing, although pretty desperate to assert control.

          • Jackthesmilingblack

            Not another, “You’re not British” nutter. Writing skills (English) plus relevant experience and exposure are surely the requirements for submitting contributions to these pages. Although that said, standards are so abysmally low.

          • Wessex Man

            You are too kind but thank you.

          • George Smiley

            Another pointless hectoring from this resident idiot from Japan, on why ignorant and uninformed foreign non-reading commentators should somehow be given the same or as equal as possible of time of the day and prominence as British reading or reading and subscribing commentators, on a site which is belonging to a British magazine. Ridiculous!

          • Piccadu

            Racist dick!

          • George Smiley

            You are a Labour-voting Indonesian immigrant in London, no?

          • George Smiley

            You are a Labour-voting Indonesian immigrant in London, no?

          • Jackthesmilingblack

            You’ve convinced me. Non-native English speakers should not be allowed to submit comment to these pages. So push off Jock McNutter, because on the basis of your written English skills, no way are you an English native speaker.

          • George Smiley

            Stupid foreign Troll!

          • http://thevailspot.blogspot.com/ Rich Vail

            dang, where I come from BS means Bull Sh…

          • RevnantDream

            I call BS on this whole article, is an example of Western North American polite etiquette. In my neck of the woods we call lefty ladies free range cows.

      • TheLizard3211223

        They’ll get to them, just like they did the German men, who now are expected to be sitzpinklers wherever they go, because peeing standing up is rude.

    • rugby god

      I think this would be an apt epitaph for my memorial stone had I stayed with my ex!

    • JoeDM

      You wouldn’t read that in the Guardian or New Statesman. LOL !!!

  • Dougie

    But Cosmo, your theory would mean that men of the right would have to fancy Harriet Harman. Put that way, I think you can see immediately that it won’t stand up.

    • Jen The Blue

      Bloody hell. The very thought of anyone fancying Harriet Harperson? Surely even in a secular, sexually liberated world that should carry a 10 years in the slammer tariff?

    • Dogzzz

      Not at all, we on the right find her brand of prejudicial, patronising, hypocritical sexism to be most off-putting, and calling her a nasty slut would probably end up with us facing a prison term.

      • Wessex Man

        I’m with Rod Stewart on this one, he said that hee found slutty women very appealing and he wasn’t wrong!

      • Fergus Pickering

        Not accurate either. Shirley Williams might possibly be a slut. Hrriet has not a hair out of place. Ghastly it is true, but not sluttishly ghastly. Anyway, let’s hear it for sexy sluts.

    • MrTrev01 .

      The proof of the pudding…

  • fathomwest

    Is the Spectator taking over Cosmopolitan?
    But for the sake of sexual balance. Perhaps the Spectator could give us all an article entitle ‘Right wing men are sexier’ the author preferably female but, in this enlightened age, a male could give us his reasons.

    • Colonel Mustard

      Clearly the nuance of “pale, male and stale” has passed you by. You didn’t think it applied to ALL the middle-aged men in Parliament did you?

    • Wessex Man

      why of course we are, we’re not nerdy needy silly billies!

    • Liz

      The Soectator doesn’t do balance. Their demographic is Tory gropers.

      • Wessex Man

        join another party then dear.

  • Dogzzz

    This is the best article I have read in the last couple of months. As a die-hard right wing capitalist, with libertarian tendencies in the kink department, (I am a sadomasochist, a switch), I have to say I concur with your opinion.

  • NotYouNotSure

    This is all very interesting but does that really help win elections ?

    • Wessex Man

      not all threads are required to be mind numbing boring politics.

  • Christopher Mooney

    Pretty funny. Taking into account 70% of women are probably liberal

    • Wessex Man

      Blimey you don’t get out much do you?

    • Colonel Mustard

      Liberal about demanding new kitchens and having their cake and eating it maybe.

      • Liz

        Demanding them from whom? The men they’re financially supporting?

  • Christopher Mooney

    What Cosmo is saying is tends to sleep with women, in their mid 40s, who work in politics. And he prefers the Conservatives ones.

    I suspect the vast, vast, vast majority of 20/30 something women are liberal.

    And Cosmo would step over his gran to sleep with them, if he could. But he can’t

    • Colonel Mustard

      That from the expert statistician who gave us this gem:-

      “The issue is, the only people who want Free Schools, and the banning of American literature are:

      1: Michael Gove

      2:Toby

      3: Tory Newspapers

      And they have a combined total of about 100 votes”

    • Fergus Pickering

      Of course they are not. They may say they are but every woman who wants children is a conservative. Only the ones who wish they were men are on the left.

  • Oliver_C

    Theresa May has already been more successful than Palin or Bachmann will ever be. (Which administration did they serve in, what legislation did they pass?) And do not assume all right-wing politics are the same — compared with those two rabble-rousers, May is practically a liberal with the brains of Einstein.

    • Wessex Man

      well we kinda know that, it was her that put the idea in Call me Dave’s head he had to offend and get rid of half of his party because they were ‘nasty!’

  • ShellyM

    True story: I once had phone sex with a “gentleman” that I met on a dating site. Immediately after, shall we say, completion, he asked me who I was voting for and then proceeded to lecture me on the wrongness of my pro-choice views.

    I’ll pass on banging conservatives, thanks.

    • Fergus Pickering

      But you didn’t bang him. You can’t bang long distance.

    • EApproaches

      That was me! We should get a drink some time and I’ll show you the view from the top of the mast.

  • rtj1211

    At the end of the day, different men are attracted to different women.

    I think you mean: ‘right wing women are more attractive TO ME AND MY KIND’.

    I have to say I don’t find either Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton particularly attractive. I didn’t find Mrs Thatcher or Barbara Castle very attractive either. All are too absorbed in their own missions.

    Dreadful to say it, but I find Sarah Woollaston quite attractive as a personality….

    • Wessex Man

      there is help out there you know.

  • Cat

    What a wazzock

  • E Hart

    This is one hypothesis that wouldn’t survive the first over. What you’re really saying is you’d like to bat. Clearly, there might be issues afterwards back in the pavilion but it is abundantly clear that with your stance you’d take a swing at anything. Of course, you’d prefer a decent line and length but from what you’ve said it’s clear that you’d play short-pitches, bouncers, beamers, wides and no-balls. Why don’t you be honest? You couldn’t care less as long as you’re still an opener.

  • Mike Barnes

    Thinly veiled “I have a lot of sex” blog.

    Good for you.

  • RaymondDance

    It’s not just the women.

    I was very left wing when young – but then I met some right wing people and found them so much more fun, so refreshingly devoid of the prim self-righteousness and endless snotty self congratulation of people on the left that I became a conservative.

    • M P Jones

      That is called natural progression through life…

    • Fergus Pickering

      An excellent reason.

    • CharleyFarleyFive

      Otherwise known as growing up.

  • Ian Young

    He doesn’t seem to have test drived any Lib Dems, I bet they’re up for
    any dirty shit if you picked them up in a ministerial car. Cosmo seems to mix up left and right with authoratarian/libertarian
    personality scale. Its not as if you’re going to meet Peter Hitchens and
    Anne Widdercombe at a swingers party.

    • Fergus Pickering

      Well, since you mention it…

  • Roger Hudson

    If Palin is ‘Lisa Anne’ imposter who is Harman standing in for? I don’t want to see it.

    • Wessex Man

      Ann Widdlecombe.

  • City Blue

    Alessandra Mussolini. I rest my case.

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    • Wessex Man

      yeah right away.

  • LaurenceBoyce

    Good to see that the Spectator isn’t pretending to be serious any more.

  • Tom Burroughes

    This article seems to be based on cliches. Silly season has clearly started. Meanwhile, back to the actual news…….

    • Wessex Man

      nothing wrong with that man up!

  • Aleks Black

    what a narcissistic piece of garbage.

  • AJH1968

    I think I prefer right-wing women to left-wing women for the simple reason that they are more likely to shave their legs. And if Harriet Harman is the best the left can offer, then I most certainly prefer the comely right-wing alternative.

  • ASW

    Easily. Few things are harder to tolerate than shrill lefty (a la Hilary Clinton) woman.

    • Wessex Man

      This glamourous doll is the role model for Hattie, Angela and the gals of the left.

    • Liz

      Except a boorish righty (a la you).

  • Jacques Strap
  • ianess

    You called Polly Toynbee a ‘filthy slut’? Respect.

    • http://twitter.com/graygoods Gray

      He’s got a right to his pervert thoughts, only trouble is he can’t keep them private. Why does this filth get published here, where’s the public interest in this pathetic cr**?

      • Wessex Man

        how do you release your inner self sweetie?

        • http://twitter.com/graygoods Gray

          I roam discussion threads and ridicule stupid commenters.

  • Terry Field

    They seem to be more ‘fleshy’, and indicate that they would be more inclined to be dominant than to be supine.
    This is a natural challenge, and one tends to think
    ‘Whoopee’.

  • KeepThePeace

    The Guardian, the New Statesman and the Telegraph? Someone tell Lando Calrissian he shouldn’t kiss and tell or else he’ll come across as a slimy bastard.

  • Tanya Gold

    Disgusting.

    • Wessex Man

      I know it’s shocking isn’t it?

  • FelixBurger

    Vulgar – but Theresa May deserves no less.

  • Fergus Pickering

    It would be all right shagging Jemima if she’d just shut up. But she wouldn’t, would she? Lefty birds never shut up. Most of them are dauntingly ugly too. I’m no oil-painting myself butt you didn’t ask that and anyway it doesn’t matter so much what a man looks like. What’s wrong with Yoko Ono then? She wouldn’t shut up either but what she said would be a good deal less irritating. I remember her remark, ‘I don’t know how men can ever be serious. They have this thing outside their bodies that goes up and down of its own accord.’

    • Liz

      Men talk way more than women as can be seen from this mag and its comment sections. 99% men, droning on about every conceivable tedious thought that enters their head.

      In fact studies show women only have to talk less than 50% of the time for men to think they are dominating conversations.

      If they stopped talking for a minute they’d hear women telling them they’re offensive to look at too.

      • Fergus Pickering

        My dear Liz, I have a wife and two daughters so rarely get a word in edgeways. The cats (female) talk more than I do. I’m not complaining, you understand, just saying. Stiff upper lip and all that.

  • Roy

    Is this the best thing you can talk about when your country and the world is descending into a quagmire of filthy propaganda. You show the way for the country and its people to further destroy itself. To further the politics of distraction when the enemy within is eating out what ethical truthfulness, and honest endeavours there is left.

    • Wessex Man

      sounds like you need abit of R&R mate.

  • Bonkim

    I bet someone who can shoot and skin a Moose would be sexier still.

  • http://twitter.com/graygoods Gray

    Ok, I get it, you’re an S&M afficionado with a desire for public exhibitionism. I recommend therapy.
    But this begs the question, WHY did the Spectator publish this cr**?

    • Wessex Man

      probably because they were sick to the back teeth of your sanctimonious blige!

      • http://twitter.com/graygoods Gray

        Since I’ve never before commented at the Spectator, this plan obviously backfired spectatorously!
        😛

  • Guest

    “Pro-feminist.” How modern of you. It’s so very amusing you are so willing to out yourself since you are clearly harboring some good old fashioned Catholic school boy slut-shaming fantasies needed to get your rocks off. Do you shave his palms, too. Some swordsman. Move on.

  • Kay Durbin

    Pro-feminist? How modern of you. It’s mildly amusing you are so willing to out yourself since you are clearly still harboring some good old-fashioned Catholic schoolboy slut-shaming fantasies needed to get your rocks off. Do you shave your palms, too? Some swordsmen. Move on.

    • john_robinson

      oh god help us with the “slut shaming”…all you are demonstrating is that you’re another leftist chick with a stick up her a–, just like described above.

      Especially, when all you’re doing is “man-shaming”.

      • Liz

        Yes it’s so po-faced to object to be treated like shit for fulfilling your biological imperative.

  • ahermit

    Why is the Spectator publishing grubby little masturbation fantasies? Is there a great public need to hear the panting of some maladjusted adolescent?

    • Wessex Man

      oh do one dad!

  • David O

    There are matters on which a true gentleman may maintain strong opinions in private, and yet feel disinclined to expostulate upon in the public prints. One can scarcely imagine a parallel piece of tosh being published in the Staggers or Tribune. Has the contemporary right no decorum?

  • FelixBurger

    If Theresa May allows herself to be blackmailed by them, she may well go to bed with them.

  • Guest

    You are a sick, evil man.

  • Jackthesmilingblack

    “Right-wing women are sexier”
    I like un disturbed, but not that disturbed.

  • Chiral

    First I’d have to give a $hit what a stranger thinks, before I would care to know why.

  • Filthy Liar

    Shit-that-didn’t-happen.html right here.

  • Liz

    “Women of the right will not tolerate sexism; ”

    Based on your anecdote, that’s exactly what they’ll tolerate. Calling women sexist names for being sexual is err. sexist.

    And based on most of the female contributions to this mag, well-heeled metropolitan conservative women seem to have a tendency towards man-pleasing, sexist-man pleasing.

    • Gwangi

      Errr… and when you call men abusive names that is WHAT exactly?

      Please remember, love, women as a group are much more likely to vote Conservative than men and always have been. In fact, if women had never got the vote (which they got just a handful of years after most men got the vote – something feminist pity-party victimhood-craving ninnies never mention) then there would have been two fewer Tory governments since 1945.

      • Liz

        If you call men abusive names for something inherent to their sex that would be sexism too obviously.

        • Gwangi

          hoist by your own femi-petard, love…

          • Wessex Man

            now that’s probably way over her head.

          • Liz

            Hoist by your own fucktard

          • Doggie Roussel

            Is that some sort of vibrating sex toy, peut-etre

      • Liz

        What’s your point? That right wing women don’t put up with more sexism than left wing ones?

        Or did you not really have a point and you just wanted to shoe-horn in “love”, “victimhood-craving ninnies” and women’s ingratitude for being disenfranchised for only slightly more time than the serfs?

  • Liz

    “Right-wing women have always had a bad press when it comes to sex. They are usually portrayed in novels, sitcoms and films as sexually uptight, prudish and repressed by Victorian values or religious faith. ”

    Don’t know what press you’re reading. They’re usually portrayed as fillies and goers and good-sports because they put up with chauvinism, sexism and misogyny and treat as a terribly good lark, because who needs respect when you’ve got money? Ie. How you’ve just portrayed them. I think the reality might be different to what chauvinists, sexists and misogynists write though.

    • Howard Roark

      Your humourlessness is showing

      • Liz

        Why so grumpy?

        • Howard Roark

          Your humourlessness is now confirmed.
          Thanks for playing, love

          • Liz

            Cheer up petal.

    • Julie Pascal

      I took the whole thing to be complete fiction.

      For the rest of it, though, I’m far more disrespected by the left, and more explicitly condescended to by the left and have never been attacked for being a woman except by supposed “feminists” who simply refuse to believe that I can think for myself because I’m not a Marxist. And if you want to talk disrespect… Who has turned us all into walking talking vaginas? Who insists that *those women over there* can’t possibly take charge of their lives, their reproduction, or buy their own stuff and pay their own bills?

      What is misogyny? The philosophy that treats me like a fully functional adult, or the one that insists that I need coddling because I’m a girl?

  • Gwangi

    So, now we know posh old Cosmo goes for women who remind him of nanny. YAWN! Same old toff twerpery and perversion has been going on for centuries…

  • http://batman-news.com Ed Smyth

    Tina Fey as Sarah Palin I would understand.

  • Jacques Strap

    They can afford plastic surgery. So what?

  • Doggie Roussel

    There will never be a dominatrix of the calibre of Maggie Thatcher… just ask Max Mosley !

  • http://twitter.com/thecheapone Cheapsteaks

    With a name like Cosmo the only woman you can get with is Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents

  • MrHarryLime

    I’m a lefty with a weakness for women of the right. It’s just the attraction of The Other. And it works the other way, too. My happiest days, romantically speaking, were as the only chav in an Oxbridge college full of posh kids. They like a bit of rough.

  • SoCal88

    My combination sexual and political fantasy is to be in the audience when Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin, decked out in leather bustiers and thigh high boots, stride around Obama, Holder, and Kerry, naked and chained to a pole at center stage, whipping them unmercifully as they confess their misdeeds and beg for forgiveness. The play would not be well reviewed by the NY Times, but would be a smash hit, nonetheless. The release could be Earth-shaking and eardrum-shattering.

  • Scott Anderson

    Leftism ruins everything. It just got to you through your John Thomas.

  • OldeSchoolLiberal

    The left ruins everything and then whines about it.

    • MrTrev01 .

      I thought that was feminism’s job now?

  • Dale Franks

    “For us, playful S&M can pose all sorts of perplexing questions about class, power and gender that they never have to worry about.”

    Yes. This is what happens when your political preferences become a secular religion that controls your whole life, rather than simply some ideas about how you’d prefer society be governed.

    • asdadads

      You’ve nailed it (“become a secular religion”). Your point also explains “RaymondDance’s” experience (see prior post): “… But then I met some right wing people and found them so much more fun, so refreshingly devoid of the prim self-righteousness and endless snotty self congratulation of people on the left that I became a conservative.”

  • Misanthrope

    “But leftist politics is rooted in tribalism and dark emotions…”
    Fixed.

  • montana83

    Progressive women are Lesbians or have STD’s. Easy choice, dude.

  • VL123

    That’s funny…political correctness must really suck for you leftists. lol But see the kind of demented world, you’ve created?

  • Chance Boudreaux

    Enjoy your Social Justice Warrior there’s never consent sex life and hope you don’t get a rape charge.

  • Notjack

    I am truly sorry that I clicked to this web page. What a waste of time.

  • Omar

    Got news for you, Landesman, progressivism ruins more than just sex.

  • Dagnabbit_42

    This is — must be — a satire.

    No one, from any part of the political spectrum, could write such a fundamentally silly thing, and actually mean it, and also think it worth saying in public.

    Although I’ll grant that I found the later bits discussing the uptight reactions of left-wing women a bit more plausible than the earlier bits about how left-leaning men aren’t “supposed” to find women like S.E.Cupp and Sarah Palin attractive. What self-respecting left-wing man would actually say that?

    What’s with this “supposed to” notion? Must every thought and instinct be subject to this kind of blinkered political dogmatism? The woman is there; she is either “hot” or “not”; what’s the problem? One is not even asking whether she’s marriage material but only whether she is desirable. And surely, with Michelle Malkin and Lila Rose and Orit Sklar and Tina Korbe and Katie Pavlich and Dana Loesch and Laura Ingraham on the list, not to mention a large proportion of the brightly lip-glossed Fox Newsbabes, it isn’t really debatable that there are some very bedworthy right-wing women?

    And some of them are funny and clever, which ups the attraction, doesn’t it? I mean, unless a guy is so timid and unsure of himself that a woman who disagrees with his political opinions in an articulate way literally renders him impotent. That is the popular caricature of left-wing men, of course; but it’s supposed to be only a caricature.

    So, what’s with the “secret lust?” Right-wing women are often very attractive. Why be coy about it? Be yourself, man!

    (I myself draw the line at Coulter, I’m afraid. Not because of how she loudly trolls the left, really, but because she and Sarah Jessica Parker both make me want to ask, “Hey, babe, why the long face?”)

    • ReformedTrombonist

      > I mean, unless a guy is so timid and unsure of himself that a woman who disagrees with his political opinions in an articulate way literally renders him impotent.

      The best send-up I’ve seen of this stereotype was by Woody Allen, a bit of a lefty himself, in “Annie Hall.” His ex-girlfriend (Diane Keaton) calls him a 2 AM to come to her apartment and kill a big spider in her bathroom. Disgusted with her timidity, he goes to her place and spots an issue of National Review on her coffee table. “National Review!?” he exclaims.

      She didn’t shrink. “I like to read different points of view,” she calmly replied.

      Woody shakes his head. “Why don’t you call William Buckley to kill your spider?”

      He goes into the bathroom, and comes out with a look of terror on is face. “You didn’t say there were two of them! And very large!”

  • Piccadu

    They may power dress and spend a fortune grooming their mane, but in the bedroom very much conservative. Personally, I would rather spend the evening with a Green woman who will be by far much more passionate!

    • James

      A Green? More passionate? Lethargic more like.
      In my experience their passion for the environment doesn’t automatically transfer to the bedroom. Their usual diet also leads to some very obnoxious odours.

  • willbest

    Unless you have some sort of hate F*&@ fetish I don’t know why the personal ideology of the woman you sleep with has any relevance. Dating would be another matter altogether

  • ratonis

    You mean you’d rather bed Megyn Kelly than Rachel Maddow? Michelle Bachman than Rosa DeLoro? Gee . . . can’t understand that at all!

    • Smith

      Rachel Madcow? You must be joking.

  • nadadhimmi

    See, I told you Liberal/Progressive so-called “men” are beta males that want to be dominated and beaten by women. These sorry souls are destined to lead horrific lives constantly seeking approval from females that hate their stinking, submissive guts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/don.meaker Don Meaker

    Sad lefty beta boy.

  • Aaron1960

    Progressive-lefties ruin everything.

  • mirt

    In other words, they are more real life and less artificial PCish ghostesses of DC.
    And your inner Darwin process participant naturally insists on choosing better mate, with higher chances of babies survival. Your only problem is that you’re a loosy choice comparing to, say, Palin’s husband.

  • cosmopolite

    The American Spectator revealed in the late 1980s or early 1990s, that when the Young Democrats got together, they mostly sat on the floor, talked quietly but earnestly, sipped cheap wine, and the whole experience was devoid of humour. So deadly dull. Meanwhile, wrote TAS, Young Americans for Freedom (libertarian or Reaganite) conventions were a riot of drugs, casual hookups and blues jams.

    That British Tory women can be passionate is obvious, if you look at Edwina Currie on YouTube. She is well past menopause but her smiling face betrays that she undresses men with her mind.

    UK Tories are not more religious than UK Labour. Hence no one in the UK power structure believes that extramarital sex leads to hell. And so more of it takes place. I am not speaking for myself, because I am away from home only 1-2x a year.

    • ReformedTrombonist

      Lefty philosophy is Christianity minus Jesus, so there’s that whole guilt thing that just sorta hovers there, with no possible resolution other than to earnestly and tenderly insist that Western man give up his ways. The Left has no concept of redemption. So they sit in Hell’s waiting room and snark bitterly about the conservatives who are even less virtuous than they are, but who somehow manage to enjoy life nevertheless. It’s so unfair.

      The happiness in a conservative group is the happiness from living guilt-free.

  • Tea for 330 million

    You wouldn’t be the first!

  • ReformedTrombonist

    Hey. I’m a conservative and I like Nick Drake’s music. In fact, he’s almost the only folkish singer/songwriter that I actually like. Besides him, all that’s left is the stultifying earnestness of a million Peter, Paul and Mary albums. George Orwell said if you want to picture the leftist millennia, imagine a folk singer shouting in your ear for all eternity. Hell with that. I tend to agree with Martin Mull’s observation about the 1960s “folk music scare”. What’s scary about folk music? “That s*** almost caught on.”

    • werewife

      Another conservative lover of Nick Drake here, with two recommendations for you based on the above:

      If you haven’t seen it already, take in this: A Mighty Wind http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0310281/?ref_=nv_sr_2

      And if you enjoy Nick Drake, I strongly recommend the music of Colin Hay. Fine, fine songwriter, as sweet and sad on his own as he was sweet and funny with Men at Work lo these many years ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvukKx68_yM

      • ReformedTrombonist

        Didn’t we meet at PJMedia? :)

        • werewife

          Why, yes, we did. And both probably got here by way of Instapundit. You really should watch A Mighty Wind; it’s hysterical AND touching.

      • ReformedTrombonist

        Nick Drake was the first folk singer I’d ever heard who successfully employed Impressionistic harmonies. It’s very powerful. Most folk music, by contrast, is not only lyrically as a dull as a Mother Jones series on who was the real Lenin (Vladimir, not John), but the melodic and harmonic content make Bruce Springsteen seem like a groundbreaker. If you’ve heard one tonic-subdominant-dominant-tonic chord progression, you’ve heard them all, but unfortunately not for the last time.

  • Bandit Keena

    Life’s so hard for beta bitchez

  • Mavis Moog

    You see penetration as an act of aggression, hence the cry of, “Filthy slut!”. So feel free to spike as many Tories as will have you. Most left-wing women will be grateful to avoid your sword.

    • ReformedTrombonist

      Many left-wing women don’t like swords but prefer the scabbard.

      • Doggie Roussel

        Ask that pink trombonist, Julie Burchill…

  • GhostFlame

    Now I am confused. I thought conservative women were suppose to avoid premarital sex. And steer away from deviants. That’s why liberalism was invented, isn’t it?

  • The Deuce

    Wow, this whole thing is a testament to the fact that liberal men are basically emotionally-stunted man-children.

    What is the appeal of right-wing women to men like me?

    Actual womanhood, I wager.

    I envy men of the right — their sexual lives are not constrained by the
    rules of sexual correctness we lefties are expected to live by. For us,
    playful S&M can pose all sorts of perplexing questions about class,
    power and gender that they never have to worry about.

    Nothing sadder than someone who realizes that they’re in a lunatic cult, but is too weak and too deep in it to it to extract themselves.

  • gastorgrab

    The left is full of embarrassing secrets like this.

    I’d bet money that 5-10% of all self-proclaimed “XYZPDQ” aren’t even gay. They got locked into the expectations of their peer group, and they didn’t know how to back out without disrupting their entire ‘social ecosystem’.

  • Jaci Stephen

    This is hilarious! Love it, Cosmo! For what it’s worth, right wing men are better in bed!

  • rabbitwithfangs

    You’d VOLUNTARILY have sex with Anne Coulter??
    I think I’d rather stick my dick in a hornet’s nest.

    • Doggie Roussel

      It’s probably not big enough …

      • rabbitwithfangs

        What…Coulter or the hornet’s nest? :)

        • Doggie Roussel

          Take your pick !

  • bugshead

    Jemima Khan looks like a man….I’m with you Cosmo

    • Doggie Roussel

      So that’s why she is with that paradigm, Brand !

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  • HealthyAmerican

    I have no idea what you are talking about… having been intimate only with Right Wing women, I’ll take your word that some idiot would actually stop sex to lecture your dirty talk or expect you to engage in some stupid symbolic ritual to prove you’re of the purer faith. It is a truism that those who appear to be more sexually liberated actually aren’t, and the good girls…are actually bad when they feel they have the freedom and privacy to be so.

  • Peter S. Dee

    All sex is rape. Rape is power. You seek to dominate that which you hate.

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  • asdadads

    In my experience, progressive men are beta males and seek a strong female figure, which they find in conservative women. As a right-wing woman, I find beta males repulsive because they come across as someone who needs direction (and have a psychological crisis when they don’t get it), and I don’t have any desire to boss others. Debate your views and stand your ground, and we can agree to disagree, but no mushy minds and weak convictions, please.
    I’ve met progressive women who swoon over a rugged man who can make and build stuff, who won’t put out a cigarette because she whines, and who drives a gas-hogging truck. I’ve never met a woman (that I liked) who prefers progressive men – only left-wing women who want to keep men as pets (like a Chihuahua), with him following on her heels and nipping at anyone who disagrees with her. I can’t stand that kind of woman and avoid her type and her mates as much as possible.

  • JulieBean2011

    “…nor do they have that tendency of some left-wing women always to play
    the victim of sexism. They have a robust, get-on-with-it attitude to
    life that makes them less prone to the neurotic, whiney, oh-poor-me
    melodrama that has infected so much thinking of left-leaning feminists.” Finally, you get it. And you like it. And you admitted it in public. This could be the start of a revolution. Let’s get on with THAT.

  • Cherry Blossoms Doonan

    !!! How Dr.Ukaka Save My Broken Heart Of Marriage Today !!!

    My Name is Robert Rivas .I will love to share my testimony to all the people in the forum cos i never thought i will have my girlfriend back and she means so much to me..The girl i want to get marry to left me 4 weeks to our weeding for another man..,When i called her she never picked my calls,She deleted me on her Facebook and she changed her Facebook status from married to Single…when i went to her place of work she told her boss she never want to see me..i lost my job as a result of this cos i cant get myself anymore,my life was upside down and everything did not go smooth with my life…I tried all i could do to have her back to all did not work out until i met a Man when i Travel to Africa to execute some business have been developing some years back..I told him my problem and all have passed through in getting her back and how i lost my job…he told me he gonna help me…i don’t believe that in the first place.but he swore he will help me out and he told me the reason why my girlfriend left me and also told me some hidden secrets.i was amazed when i heard that from him..he said he will cast a spell for me and i will see the results in the next couple of days..then i travel back to US the following day and i called him when i got home and he said he’s busy casting those spells and he has bought all the materials needed for the spells,he said am gonna see positive results in the next 2 days that is Thursday…My girlfriend called me at exactly 12:35pm on Thursday and apologies for all she had done ..she said,she never knew what she’s doing and her sudden behavior was not intentional and she promised not to do that again.it was like am dreaming when i heard that from her and when we ended the call,i called the man and told him my wife called and he said i haven’t seen anything yet… he said i will also get my job back in 2 days time..and when its Sunday,they called me at my place of work that i should resume working on Monday and they gonna compensate me for the time limit have spent at home without working..My life is back into shape,i have my girlfriend back and we are happily married now with kids and i have my job back too,This man is really powerful..if we have up to 20 people like him in the world,the world would have been a better place..he has also helped many of my friends to solve many problems and they are all happy now..Am posting this to the forum for anybody that is interested in meeting the man for help.you can mail him on this e-mail; freedomlovespell@hotmail.com i cant give out his number cos he told me he don’t want to be disturbed by many people across the world..he said his email is okay and you can also contact him on his web site: freedomlovespelltemple.yolasite.com

  • Cherry Blossoms Doonan

    !!! How Dr.Ukaka Save My Broken Heart Of Marriage Today !!!

    Glorious be unto Dr. Ukaka the great man and ever, my name is Sarah from Taxes city usa. since 1 and a half year I have witness what is called heart broken. my boyfriend that promised me marriage failed me and impregnate me and leave,he dump me,he stop calling” he stop picking my calls,and he no longer respond to me. I have be looking for solution,I fall into the hands of fake spell caster,they rough me off and took my money without help.I have cried,I have weep”and tears runs out of eyes. The silentness in my heart brought me to the deepest path of failure that I lost my job. Crying all day,because of my life was lonely. So thanks to Ukaka that came into my life and brought me the greatest joy that was lost. I saw his mail while browsing and I contact and tell him what I am passing through with no doubt because what saw about him,was enough to believe. And I was given words of solution on what to do. I can’t really help thinking about it I have tried to see what I can do, I manage to provide him some materials and he help me with the rest,after casting the spell, 12hrs later he came with rose on his hand and I was even about going out,i saw him in front of my door when he sees me he knee and said he is dying I should forgive him and accept him back he was crying,I can’t wait to let him finish I quickly crab him and kiss him, just then” he said he is restless without me, just as the prophet has said he will be. He brought out a ring and put it on my hand. Our wedding day was scheduled,1week after we got married. today makes it 2weeks and we are living happily I don’t know how to praise him enough, he has done me a thing I can never forget. And I can’t really share to myself alone, I want y’all to help me praise him because if it is wasn’t for him I already plan of committing suicide. But right now I am now so happy more than I was before. And you out there crying for help you’ve already got one,Ukaka is the man that you need in all rampart. contact his address if you need his service, freedomlovespell@hotmail.com also contact him on his web site: freedomlovespelltemple.yolasite.com

  • Mr. Sequel

    The liberty school realizes that demands for “equality” are little more than slogans conjured up by those attempting to exploit emotions.

  • Dr. Derp

    This had to be said? What’s next? An article about preferring a steak over a rice cake?

  • Jean Murray

    Cosmo, I am butting in here to answer your question as to why middle aged women wax.I will be 55 next week. My marriage broke up 5 years ago. A year later, a 33 year old was the first to look at me in a sexual way. He was HOT! My pubic hair was as God made it then. However, on a later visit, 2 years on, I found myself idly plucking the odd gray while waiting his arrival. Nothing reminds a younger man he is with an older woman more than gray pubic hair. Does that answer your question??

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  • Ricky Moore

    A center-liberal is not ‘right wing’. Sleep with an Germanic Catholic and anti-semite or Korean national socialist, then write about it. Until then you’re just a lefty into old bats because you’ve watched too much porn to take feminism seriously.

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