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Saturday, 25th April 2009

This is the set-up: “Penned up in the Mediterranean’s most infamous prison farm, beautiful young bodies subject to their cruel jailer’s every whim, these man-craving convict women joined forces with a brawling Yank adventurer to burst out of their barbed wire hell cage, setting off a love-and-vengeance revolt that sent tremors through an entire Mid-east empire!”

It really can't get much better than that.

Apparently this gripping tale was written by Neil Turnbull and featured in the July 1966 edition of Male magazine. Sadly, the story does not appear to be online. Internet Fail.

[Hat-tip: John Holbo. More cool pulp photos here.]


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Fergus Pickering

April 25th, 2009 11:33am Report this comment

An empire of Turks presumably. Note fez, jckboots and entire absence of towel heads and robes. Nice shorts though.

MattF

April 25th, 2009 5:19pm Report this comment

It wouldn't surprise me if the text of the story is a lot less interesting than the illustration. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if the illustration came first, and some starving writer was scooped off the street to write a few column-inches of verbiage to go with the girl-with-a-gun graphics.

Alf Tupper

April 25th, 2009 6:03pm Report this comment

The pictorial representation is semiotic testament to the very special character of the British Serviceman.

Whilst all around is chaos; at the height of the action which sees men fighting for their very survival; whilst the unstoppable force of nature which drives the female urge to show a bit of cleavage, slap a bit of lippy on and go out and bag something nice, big and swarthy, pushes at the door which has forever given us tomorrow; two Grenadier Guards display the genius of these islands, coursing as it does, through the veins of them both.

Having noticed the intermittent lappings from a nearby stream, they mean to tickle for their tea, a couple of nice rainbows.

ndm

April 25th, 2009 6:36pm Report this comment

Peter Lord and Nick Park filmed this as Chicken Run:

-- Ginger, Bunty, Babs and Fowler are chickens who are trapped on their farm and desperately want to escape. If they don't produce any eggs for the week, Mr and Mrs Tweedy will have their heads. After every attempt, they fail and their time is running out. When it seems like all their attempts have failed, an American rooster called Rocky falls into the farm. Seeing Rocky flying, Ginger now realises that the only way out now, is by flying. The chickens must learn the trade of flying before time runs outs.

Mr Eugenides

April 25th, 2009 6:46pm Report this comment

Whatever keeps you off the streets, Massie...

Michael B

April 27th, 2009 2:59pm Report this comment

Thematically and plot-wise different, but in terms of the intellectual content and appeal, it reminds me of at least some of the moral and intellectual tales the Left has enamored itself with at least since the advent of Marx's own venomist and extraordinarily hate-filled and type-cast screeds, his own invocation of "the Jewish question," for example, his invocation of "racial trash" to cite another example, his vision for a "revolutionary holocaust" to cite another example still. Some many babies thrown out with the bath-water, so much blood-soaked, pulp non-fiction ... So many sneers and other, incoherent intellections, in lieu of more coherent and more probative analyses. Thematically and plot-wise different? Yes. Beyond that, not so much.

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