Why do so many people hate politics? Partly because politicians insist upon making everything a matter of wearying, partisan, sillyness. Take this painting for instance. Hardly a masterpiece, not least because the young girl looks as though she knows she's marching off to doom and that is the consequence of yet another episode of national folly. But, still, it's just a picture and, in the end, only a Christmas card. But it's Alex Salmond's official Christmas card and so, natch, a matter for bickering and seasonal tomfoolery.

As the Scotsman, which oddly now seems to consider the Cross of St Andrew a piece of "nationalist iconography" that, presumably, therefore belongs to the SNP and the nationalists alone, "reports":
I can never remember exactly when Jesus wept but, seasonal or not, this is the only sensible response to this sort of absurdity. Then again, the bigger problem is that if these people did address the more important things there's no telling how much damage they might do...David McLetchie MSP, Scottish Conservative chief whip, said: "Alex Salmond is trying to politicise Christmas, having already attempted to politicise the Saltire, Scotland's national days and our children's education. His obsession with independence is blinding him to reality."He should get on with what he was elected to do, which is improving our schools and hospitals, and ditch these separatist stunts. For the overwhelming majority of Scots Alex Salmond's so-called 'journey to independence' is a road to nowhere."
...Liberal Democrat chief whip Mike Rumbles said: "I'm sure people would be more impressed if the First Minister had thought about the message of Christmas rather than spent time picking out the most nationalistic Christmas card he could find.
"Everybody knows that the SNP are only interested in independence – the First Minister doesn't need to stick it on his Christmas cards too."
{Hat-tip: Lallands Peat Worrier]
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SUSAN HILL
December 8th, 2009 7:11pm Report this commentAs a Sassenach - albeit one conceived in Edinburgh - uneducated in these matters, can you explain why you are anti Independence sometime Alex ? I imagine the main three reasons are money, money and money.
ndm
December 8th, 2009 7:17pm Report this commentSalmond should just have stolen that thistle from the masthead of The Scotsman. Although, maybe its not a thistle anymore - just a weed.
Jeremy
December 8th, 2009 7:47pm Report this commentWith (what I take to be) her Alice band, hairstyle, jumper and skirt, she looks very like an English girl of the late 1960s. Or perhaps that was - and remains - a British style.
For the reasons mentioned above, I think it's quite an interesting image - but more so for the girl than for the flag.
Snowman
December 8th, 2009 8:53pm Report this commentThe young girl’s looking into a swampy ground, is it what Alex Salmond’s vision for the future of the independent Scots entails? Surely, a river of single malt, a mountain of haggis or better still a towering oil platform would have done the job better, but a large bleak swamp?
and another thing: wrong skirt
Saltirethinking
December 8th, 2009 9:36pm Report this commentIt's an Xmas card.
Jeremy
December 8th, 2009 10:14pm Report this commentFurther to my previous post, I can't quite make up my mind whether or not the artist has painted the girl from reality (using her as a model) or whether he painted her from a photograph (which he might well have taken himself). The thing is, the background looks a bit too flat to me - it looks incongruous, almost like a back-screen projection. I reckon he painted the girl (either from a photograph or from reality) independently of the background and then put the two together.
Beer Moth
December 8th, 2009 10:19pm Report this comment"I can never remember exactly when Jesus wept but..."
How deliciously risqué Alex. I salute your courage.
Now give us one of your Mohammed curl-downs.
Snowman
December 9th, 2009 12:03am Report this commentBeer Moth @ 10.19: will you buzz off
I welcome posts like this, they calm things down. Also, the other Alex’s posts, those with music video attached, did the job for me. Life ain’t just hammering at corrupt scientists, ethnic groups, and defenseless female Labour MPs and stuff like that.
Come on, reach into the well of your acerbic wit, and give us something to chuckle at.
Wilhelm
December 9th, 2009 3:19am Report this comment'' The girl is marching off to her doom and national folly.''
The ever eternal optimist, the life and soul of the party, arent you Alex ?
Wilhelm
December 9th, 2009 3:28am Report this commentIf the girl was say a Somalian waving the Somalian flag, I doubt we would get all the snide, smug sneering comments, no, what we would get instead would be '' isnt multiculturalism simply divine, enriching and bleeding wonderous.'' Thats the liberal dinner party set for you.
Roy Smith
December 9th, 2009 7:28am Report this commentMost people hate politics because it is so damned boring. To talk about statistics, economics, health, education and tripe at the same time . . . takes a special type of person to play the game. To follow, decipher and interpret what the player is saying accurately is almost in the realms of impossibilities. Unless perhaps one has followed such things for some time, has developed a strategy of guessing or betting on an outcome. Then it becomes interesting not of the subject or a consequence of actions taken but of our betting instincts and the wonder of what tomorrow will bring.
Dennis Sewell
December 9th, 2009 8:59am Report this commentI think McLetchie has a point.
It isn't the saltire itself that's disturbing about this image. It's that the lassie looks set to burst into a rendition of 'Tomorrow Belongs to Me'.
Wilhelm
December 9th, 2009 9:10am Report this commentDenis me old son
Quite honestly I think you have a very fevered imagination.
A. MacAulay
December 9th, 2009 10:19am Report this commentSaltirethinking, I cannot than you enough! Exactly. Besides why should an X-mas card with a picture of a jovial Finnish beard-o on a sledge maltreating reindeer be the better choice?
Fergus Pickering
December 9th, 2009 12:28pm Report this commentI think it is a very nice Christmas Card, particularly for what the great unwashed call the peados amongst us.
Subrosa
December 9th, 2009 4:05pm Report this commentI couldn't see any sense in blogging about this when we have such problems in this country.
It's my understanding the girl in the picture is the artist's niece.
The background could be any part of rugged Scotland. As for it marshy? Looks snow-laden to me.
Aye being an art critic is interesting right enough.
Snowman
December 9th, 2009 5:20pm Report this commentone thing's definitely missing in the picture purporting to be that of the land of the Scots - the midges
ndm
December 9th, 2009 6:38pm Report this commentmidges in winter
global warming here we come.
Beefeater
December 9th, 2009 7:21pm Report this commentYou call this a Christmas card? Let me assure you it is no such thing. It is one of those "thank-you for your business" cards which constitute the bulk of global mail content at this time of year. Mostly sent by insurance agents, newspaper carriers, and politicians. Tasteful winter landscapes, bare trees, snow. But bleak mid-winter does not a Christmas card make. Nor do polar bears. Getting a lot of polar bear cards recently from people who do not like summer.
True Christmas cards have nothing to do with nature. They are red and green, sparkly, with pictures of boxes with bows, firesides, holly, decorated conifers, St. Nicholas, robins, camels,palm trees, oriental potentates and a five-pointed star, and a smiling ten-month old baby inadequately dressed on a pile of straw.
To call yon picture a Christmas card is a perfect example of our cultural degradation.
Wilhelm
December 9th, 2009 8:33pm Report this commentFergus Pickering
What a very inappropriate remark, son.
Beer Moth
December 9th, 2009 9:25pm Report this commentWilhelm.
A Freudian gymslip.
Snowman
December 9th, 2009 10:04pm Report this commentBeer Moth @ 9.25:
Like it, like it a lot
ndm @ 6.38:
get life, how do ‘ya know it’s winter? Ever been to the land of haggis?
Mrs Anne Gannon
January 12th, 2010 9:26pm Report this commentThe wee girl in the painting would have tears if she was amongst the thousands of forgotten Scottish children who are discriminated against simply because of when they were born. These children who were born before 4th May 2006 are not equal to children born after this date. An amendment to the Scottish family law which came into effect on 4th May 2006 bestowed equal Parental Rights and Responsiblities (PRRs)to unmarried fathers who signed their childs birth certificate on or after this date (all mothers, all married fathers and all divorced fathers already had them automatically). It was not made retrospective and it is not possible to be a father without them. The fathers of these margenalised chldren can only obtain PRRs by the will of their childs mother otherwise they have to resort to costly lengthy 'harrowing' (as ultimate power corrupts ultimately) procedures. Their children are often alienated from their dads for months if not years. Many fathers give up in despair as it is too costly for them to continue and too harrowing. There is an abundance of evidence that these parents of children born before May 2006 assume/ed they had/have equal Parenting rights and that it would only come to a fathers attention as a complete and utter shock perhaps only on separating from his partner. Children suffer the most from this gross error in judgement by the then executive. Despite there having been just under 200,000 joint birth registrations by unmarried parents in the ten years prior to May 2006 Mr Salmond choses to do nothing about this gross injustice. Perhaps he would be better interested if it were about equestrian welfare.
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