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Oh Caledonia!

Thursday, 26th August 2010


Paul Higgins as William Paterson in Alistair Beaton's Caledonia.

To Edinburgh yesterday to see the flagship indigenous production at this year's Festival: Alistair Beaton's play about the Darien misadventure in the late 17th century. For a dramatist this should be much more fertile ground than were the mangrove swamps of Panama for the poor would-be colonists. It was a national adventure swallowing up, by some estimates, as much as half the national wealth which makes it all the more infuriating that Caledonia is both so glib and so very heavy-handed. Leaving the theatre my immediate sensation was one of a great opportunity badly, foolishly missed.

Half-way through proceedings it occurred to me that Beaton considers the attempt to establish a trading colony in Panama a kind of precursor to another more recent Latin American fiasco: the 1978 World Cup in Argentina. So it was depressing, but not altogether surprising, that once the curtain fell the all-too immortal strains of Ally's Tartan Army was piped through to shepherd the audience out the theatre. Och, can we no do anything right?

Glib as this comparison may be it was consistent with the tenor of a production that lacked the courage or seriousness of its subject. To call it an uneven theatrical experience is to be kind. Only occasionally did the pathos of the tragedy - for such it was - hit home; instead vast quantities of energy were spent pursuing cheap laughs at the expense of troughing politicians and reckless, speculative bankers.

Indeed, the production appeared to endorse twin pathologies that have long afflicted Scotland. On the one hand this small country is too tiny, too impoverished and too damned hopeless to have any grounds upon which to suppose it could ever amount to anything; on the other everyone else is out to get us and deny Scotland her rightful place and reward.

That English hostility - and specifically that of the East India Company - helped doom Darien is certainly part of the story; that reckless, not to say appalling, planning also played its part is another. But Beaton's play goes further than suggesting that a certain quality of hubris - most notably on the part of William Paterson, founder of the Bank of England and chief advocate for the trading colony - played a part in the misery of the failure and argues, implicitly anyway, that it was stupid for Scotland to ever even dream of such a venture anyway. For Beaton, Darien seems to be something that must be mocked and trivialised, not a tragic - that is both pitiful and terrible - moment of what might have been.

And in taking this approach he robs the adventure of its humanity and pathos. Matters aren't helped by some dreadful singing and over-acting that owes much to the music hall. It's as though the production can't trust its subject matter - or the audience - and so retreats to pantomime and in so doing both trivialises its subject matter and robs it of its humanity.

I don't know Beaton's politics but on the evidence of this play he's Ancient Labour. Capitalism itself is the villain in Caledonia and dreams of improvement simply folly. Consequently, even as he mocks (or traduces) the Kirk Beaton is every bit as censorious as the most mean-spirited Minister. We may all be sinners but Beaton thinks we're all also fools.

Paterson, after all, was right. It was trade that built Glasgow (and to some extent Edinburgh) and his vision of a land-route between the Atlantic and the Pacific oceans was entirely sensible. That they chose the wrong place or that it didn't work only adds to the tragedy of the enterprise. But its failure didn't mean it was always folly from the start or that it need be treated, as this play too often does, as farce three hundred years later. 

There's a great play to be written about Darien. This isn't it.


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Craig Strachan

August 26th, 2010 1:40am Report this comment

"...twin pathologies that have long afflicted Scotland. On the one hand this small country is too tiny, too impoverished and too damned hopeless to have any grounds upon which to suppose it could ever amount to anything; on the other everyone else is out to get us and deny Scotland her rightful place and reward. "

Ouch.

tommyt

August 26th, 2010 1:47am Report this comment

ach - thats a shame was thinking about going to this, might still but thats not the first bad review ive heard

fifer

August 26th, 2010 8:53am Report this comment

Craig - indeed. See most editions of The Daily Record for proof - all the bad things in the world are the fault of someone else who's got it in for us (normally the English) but when the General Election comes around, god forbid that anyone should think of voting SNP and, you know, making their own decisions about what actually happens in their country. Far better to nestle in the comfort of "a big boy did it and ran away"

Stuart Seacole Smith

August 26th, 2010 9:28am Report this comment

Careful what you wish for fifer: the only high-profile international decision I can think of made by the scots govt is the release of Al Megrahi. Nice one.

HairyNoddy

August 26th, 2010 12:09pm Report this comment

The Scotch went and inserted themselves in a part of the world dominated by the Spanish against the will of the Spanish at a time when the English were trying to avoid conflict with the Spanish. Up until that point in time, the Scotch had only ever been a pain in the English arse.

What right had the Darien schemers to expect any kind of help from the English?

Craig Strachan

August 26th, 2010 2:37pm Report this comment

fifer - independence as cure for the cultural cringe? Aye, mebbe...

Charles Dundas

August 26th, 2010 3:26pm Report this comment

My thoughts exactly (how do you do it?)

One early review described it as a "play within a play" it was much more of a "pantomime within a farce".

Mind you, it seemed to hit its mark with the douce Edinburgh audience the night that I was in, they lapped up all the leaden Fred Goodwin references as if they were Wildian epigrams.

Baron

August 26th, 2010 10:48pm Report this comment

'We may all be sinners but Beaton thinks we're all also fools.

may he not have a point?

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