The Best of Top Gear (BBC2)
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lucy
January 10th, 2008 7:47pm Report this commenttop gear is one of the funniest shows on television. But why?
ian skidmore
January 10th, 2008 10:12pm Report this commentThat is twice you have got it right. Se how much better it is when you mention TV programmes. You don't really wan an estate. think of the death dutiex
vicky
January 15th, 2008 7:42pm Report this commentI love Top Gear its ace cant wai till the next episodes come out woo hoo and iv orderd tickets 2 go `
Trevor
January 16th, 2008 8:49pm Report this commenttop gear is JUST THE BEST!!!!!!!
Arild Skjolsvold
January 19th, 2008 5:46am Report this commentJames, whoever you are, I love you. You put in print what I've been feeeeling. Fantastic.
carl
January 20th, 2008 4:36pm Report this commenttop gear is just d best show ever put on tv getin tickets 2 go
kate jeffries
January 22nd, 2008 6:13pm Report this commentsundays aint the same without TOP GEAR! simply the best love watching the programe and love the banter between clarkson,hammond and may! would love to hang out with them just for a day!!
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