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Is she hallucinating? Clotilde Hesme as Adèle in ‘The Returned’

Television review: The Returned is the finest, purest heroin

15 June 2013

With the possible exception of Game of Thrones, The Returned (Channel 4, Sunday) is the best series you will see on TV all year. I caught some early previews about… Read more

The Last Days of Anne Boleyn, BBC2

Sex! Soap! Starkey! The Tudor invasion of British television

8 June 2013

The Tudors have invaded television. Everywhere you look, it’s Henry VIII this, Henry VII that, Anne Boleyn this, Anne of Cleves that. On BBC2 is the continuing drama series The… Read more

Britain's Got Talent: 1st Day Of Judges Auditions - Red Carpet Arrivals

Why watching Britain’s Got Talent is like giving yourself a lobotomy

1 June 2013

The kids are back for half-term so we’re having to watch absolute crap again on TV. Monday night, I wanted to watch The Fall (BBC1). But I couldn’t, obviously, because… Read more

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'Bankers' was not a documentary. It was a BBC hit job

25 May 2013

I like bankers. They’re an honest lot. All of us like money, but only they are upfront about it. I once witnessed a conversation between three financiers that started with… Read more

Still very foxy looking: Gillian Anderson as DSI Gibson

The Fall, Culture Show Special — Not Like Any Other Love: The Smiths

18 May 2013

The serial killer on The Fall (BBC1, Monday) is no ordinary serial killer. He has a unique and terrifying modus operandi — or ‘signature’, as we serial-killer experts call it.… Read more

Will the internet save television?

11 May 2013

Forget The Apprentice. A ‘reality TV’ show where you have no say, and where you can only watch as Sir Alan Sugar does all the hiring and firing? That is… Read more

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TV: I would surely die if I watched more than five minutes of Ben Elton’s The Wright Way; Rupert Murdoch: Battle With Britain

4 May 2013

The controversial counterintuitive piece I was going to write concerned Ben Elton’s new sitcom The Wright Way (BBC1, Tuesday). You may have noticed it has been panned by all the… Read more

Aiden Hoynes (David Tennant) at a career standstill in the House of Commons

Television: The United States of Television; The Politician's Husband

27 April 2013

There are two American Dreams — the one that happens in real life and is experienced by people such as Barack Obama, and the one that happens on screens, both… Read more

In the Thatcher mould: Josiah Wedgwood at work in a primitive workshop throwing a pot, 1760

Television: Margaret: Death of a Revolutionary

20 April 2013

In Margaret: Death of a Revolutionary (Channel 4, Saturday) — Martin Durkin’s superb tribute to our greatest prime minister — there was some footage of Harold Macmillan giving his ‘selling… Read more

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Lara Pulver interview: ‘People in LA were desperate to meet Irene Adler’

13 April 2013

Not many actors have made a name for themselves with quite the same force as Lara Pulver. In January last year more than eight million people tuned in to BBC1… Read more

TV review: The Secrets of Britain’s Sharia Courts; The Sex Clinic

13 April 2013

Sometimes a television programme raises far bigger questions than it actually gives a platform for, which is the case with Panorama’s The Secrets of Britain’s Sharia Courts (BBC1, Monday). Wedged… Read more

Unhappy families: the Middletons

The Village

6 April 2013

Everyone’s loving BBC1’s new, Sunday-night period mega-drama The Village (32 episodes long if writer Peter Moffat has his way). It’s taut, spare, grown-up, accomplished, dark, strange and poetic, according to… Read more

Quite a ride: Matt Smith (the Doctor) and Jenna-Louise Coleman (Clara Oswald)

Dr Who: there’s something in the wi-fi; How to be a Lady; The Mystery of Mary Magdalene

30 March 2013

It used to be that when an arch-villain wanted to decimate a community, he’d put something in the water. Now, it’s something in the wi-fi. In the new Dr Who,… Read more

Kirsty Wark and Martha Kearny move to BBC4  Photo: BBC/Alan Peebles

The future of arts broadcasting

23 March 2013

Under the stewardship of John Reith, the BBC was godlier than it is today. In fact, when Broadcasting House was first opened in central London, Director General Reith made sure… Read more

William Hurt stars as Richard Feynman in The Challenger Photo: BBC/Patrick Toselli

Lost in space

23 March 2013

On 28 January 1986 the Challenger space shuttle exploded shortly after launch, killing all seven crew. What made it worse was that one of the victims, Christa McAuliffe, was a… Read more

Bankers: I like them — somebody has to

23 March 2013

I like bankers. They’re an honest lot. All of us like money, but only they are upfront about it. I once witnessed a conversation between three financiers that started with… Read more

Jean (Jo Hartley) and Martin Hurdle (Terry Mynott) star in The Mimic

Mimics, pagans and pilgrims on TV

16 March 2013

What would you do if you had a quite extraordinary talent in impersonating everyone, from Al Pacino to Barack Obama to just any random Irish bloke? In TV land, you… Read more

Liaison duties: Randall Carter (Michael McShane) in ‘Bluestone 42’

Bluestone 42: Dad's Army it isn't

9 March 2013

The thing that always used to bother me about M*A*S*H as a child was the lack of combat. You’d see the realistic film of choppers at the beginning and, obviously,… Read more

The judges of Food Glorious Food; Anne Harrison, Loyd Grossman,Tom Parker Bowles and Stacie Stewart with presenter Carol Vorderman Photo: Optomen / Syco

ITV’s Food Glorious Food is under the curse of Simon Cowell

2 March 2013

I sometimes worry that ITV — the middle child — doesn’t get enough of my attention and so this week I have decided to redress the balance: I devoted myself… Read more

One of the greatest: library at the Monastry of Montserrat, Barcelona

New word order

23 February 2013

‘Don’t be evil.’ Google’s unofficial motto. ‘Evil men don’t get up in the morning saying, “I’m going to do evil.” They say, “I’m going to make the world a better… Read more