Mr William Leith approaches a toaster. ‘Now I’m in a hurry. The bread is brown. Damn. Still, I put two slices in the toaster, and, while I’m waiting, I take another slice from the loaf, butter it, fold it over, and eat it in three bites. I pop the toast to see if it’s nearly done, but it’s not — nowhere near — so I butter another slice, and try, and fail, to eat it slowly. Now, when I pop the toast, it is slightly crisp, and slightly warm, so I take a slice, butter it, eat the disappointing, mushy result, and put another slice in the toaster. And then I realise I should have put the second slice in the toaster before I ate the first. As usual I am falling behind.

‘I am in a toast frenzy. . .’

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