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An Obama-ish moment

Saturday, 4th April 2009

Part of a friendly conversation in the hotel lobby with an inquisitive journalist from Botswana:

SHE: So what are you, then? You're not black and you're not white.

ME: No, my father was Jamaican and my mother was British.

SHE: [Pointing to another member of our party] Yes, but he could say his father was Jamaican and his mother was British, and he's still white. What are you?

ME:  I'm me, I suppose.

SHE: Yes, but what are you?

ME: I'm mixed-race. That's what we say in Britain.

SHE: No, you are not mixed. A cow is mixed. You are biracial.

ME: Well, that's more of an American word. It hasn't caught on as much in the UK.

SHE: Well, you are biracial in Africa. Here, we call you Coloured.

In a way, as I jokingly explained, it was a little like being cross-examined by a Seventies skinhead. But her questions made perfect sense really.

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