Captions Please

bymasson

KITT? KITT? I tell you, this watch does nothing that the advert said it would..............

wonderfulforhisage

"Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still".

Tiberius

Well, by my reckoning, mensch, it's 2 months 1 day and 16 hours before you have to sign the not-the-constitution-in-another-form documents.

Tapestry

Merkel - Time is running out. Brown - But Angela darling, my wife, my children. Merkel - No, you fool. I mean to sign the Treaty.

TMS

"Yes! Only 5 minutes until the English lose again." "I make it 7" said Angela

S Jamieson

Gordon Brown smiles as he hears the result from Pittodrie- Scotland have won, England have lost- what more would a Scotsman want!

Tom

Gordon, is this your snot on my sleeve?

TomTom

Beckham should be coming off around now ?

ThunderDragon

"Nearly time to sign the Constitution, sorry "Treaty", Gordon..."

Richard

Man in light blue checked shirt: "Psst... Angela... whatever you do, don't mention the war."

Andrew Scadding

Beam me up, Scottie!

albert hammond bootleg

GB: I remeber wee jimmy crankie scoring a blinder against engerland in '78, how we cheered in the taverns of Mcfife
AW: Stuff this you boring old fart, are the pubs still open..

J Small

"Remember Thatcher saying that Gorbachev was a man she could do business with? Well, I think the same of you Gordie". (Thinking: I bet he wasn't as boring as you, though)

Ed Sullivan-Pond

I'll give you until 12!

Ed Sullivan-Pond

Nope - no pulse!

hogarth zombie

vot iz dis I wrote on ze back ov meine hand - ach ja - "Gordon, I hef had a jolly gut time of enjoyment with you"

TomTom

Another SMS from your friend Blair

Og

The Daily Mirror's Spot the Chins competition was won by Mr Carruthers of Elgin, who gave the correct score of Merkel 5, Brown 2

AM

German supporters confirm England are toast

kinglear

BOOOOOOO!

richad

that's thirty minutes, you mentioned your moral compass three times, I win!!

Lee Jakeman

That's unbelievable. 90 minutes watching a match against England, with only a Scotland supporter for company.

ThunderDragon

"Can I go yet?"

Perry

Ach! Mein Gott! He never stops!

JAck

We've been here too long. Time to go!

Alex, London

that's thirty minutes, you did your weird jaw thing ten times, I win!!