Why Friday was a very good day
9:17am
Good news from Paris. No, not the capital of France which, it seems likely, will tomorrow crown Sarkozy its President. I mean the Hilton heiress, who was sent to jail yesterday for 45 days for driving while disqualified. There are so many cheap jokes one could make about the new Los Angeles Hilton and the standard of the rooms. But since this is an interactive site I shall leave it to others to crack them. Suffice it to say that the news of Paris's imprisonment shows that, after 24 hours of spin and counter-spin, Friday was definitely, beyond a shadow of a doubt, a very good day.



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colbeck
May 5th, 2007 3:34pm Report this commentWell, if it happens that she serves the short sentence it will probably be the making of her as a grown up.
David
May 5th, 2007 11:12pm Report this commentPoor girl. It is a crime to jail such a lovely woman.
Sarah Standing
May 9th, 2007 8:57am Report this commentJust heard on BBC News 24: Paris Hilton has issued a statement saying "it would be wrong to jail her because she brings so much beauty and excitement to other people's lives." Since when and to whom?
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