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Tuesday, 3rd March 2009

Brown visit unravels

Fraser Nelson 10:16am

Oh dear. Gordon Brown has landed in Washington to discover that there is to be no joint press conference with Barack Obama, none of the treatment that Bush, Clinton and Bush routinely gave visiting British Prime Ministers. Just a 30-minute chat and a couple of questions probably sitting on some chairs. To the frustration of No10, it seems that the Obama White House has its own protocol. When doomed leaders come to visit, such as Taro Aso of Japan and Gordon Brown of Britain, all they will get is a quick photocall. So what does this mean? When Aso was given the low-key treatment (which seems identical to what Brown is being given) the Japan Times had this to say:

"Some analysts said the hidden message from Washington was that, while it recognizes the importance of maintaining the strong alliance with Japan to rebuild the global economy and deal with Afghanistan and North Korea, it is also fully aware that mounting pressures may force Aso out of power soon. The meeting "sent an implicit signal that Washington supports the Liberal Democratic Party, if not Prime Minister Taro Aso himself," said Weston Konishi, a Japan-U.S. relations expert and adjunct fellow at the Mansfield Foundation."

The dispatches from Ben Brogan and Toby Harnden give us, in real time, the unraveling of this visit. Hilariously, No10 is claiming the press conference was planned but was cancelled "because of snow" - as if Obama had made podiums out of snow in the rose garden, but visibility wasn't so good. There is more comedy. Brogan observes that the gift that Brown has chosen for Obama is a relic from a ship that used to shell rebels in Sudan. Nice touch. No10 say they are still negotiating, evidently still holding out for a press conference. That's what I call the audacity of hope.

UPDATE: No.10 is in a tiz. It says there will be a "media event" rather than a press conference, and adds it is still "in talks with the White House on the format" of said event. Why admit to the wrangling behind the scenes? Better to pretend it's all going as planned. If the White House never offered the press conference, why allow journalists to think otherwise? Basic error of expectations management here, it sounds almost as if no one had the nerve to tell to Brown that he will not get the Blair treatment. Just half an hour, no more. It makes it all the worse that Obama's diary includes a meeting with the Boy Scouts of America. If they hear a Scottish voice saying "Dib dib dib" then things will be getting really desperate.

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Colin

March 3rd, 2009 10:31am Report this comment

How utterly dispiriting and humiliating this all is for the nation. The indignity of number 10 having to "negotiate" to try to get the PM of the US government's most reliable ally some "face time" with the President is sad.

It's in the same league as having a home secretary living in the back bedroom of a terraced house in the burbs.

Jonathan

March 3rd, 2009 10:42am Report this comment

In fact Gordon should be thankfull for there being no joint press conference - why?

Well surely one of the hacks would have asked President Obama whether he agreed with Gordon Brown's (often repeated) analysis that the global repression both started in America and was Washington's fault.

It might have turned embarassing...

mac

March 3rd, 2009 10:54am Report this comment

Fraser, your post is a welcome dose of reality after the ever so neutral report and genteel avoidance of the obvious by Robinson, desperately anxious not to upset the Brownites, on Today this morning!

HJ

March 3rd, 2009 10:54am Report this comment

Well, would you want to spend more than 30 minutes with Brown?

Charles

March 3rd, 2009 11:02am Report this comment

Audacity of Hope 1
Slough of Despond 0

mckenzie

March 3rd, 2009 11:17am Report this comment

The Scorpion has landed.

mckenzie

March 3rd, 2009 11:25am Report this comment

The Scorpion has blamed America in every sentence he has spoken so far. He reminds me of a stark lesson you learn as a kid..."it wasn't me, they made me do it"!

Then he has the audacity to lecture about protectionism. I think the Yanks got Gordon's Darwinian message a while, its everyman for himself in the jungle where the only real law is survival of the fittest.

Hysteria

March 3rd, 2009 11:26am Report this comment

he could have stayed home and done it by video conference - and saved some monry to boot!

Fraser

March 3rd, 2009 11:28am Report this comment

Fraser, step back and ask yourself, is it really hilarious that No 10 are claiming the conference is postponed because of snow? My sides are still firmly un-split. It is just a circus run by a clown.

Peter Wilson

March 3rd, 2009 11:35am Report this comment

I suppose, if you insist on keep blaming America for the financial troubles to save your own skin, then the welcome from them is hardly ever likely to be warm

Kevyn Bodman

March 3rd, 2009 11:46am Report this comment

I commented a few weeks ago that it really shouldn't matter who meets the Chosen One first, and I still think that.

But Brown seems not to agree.
Given that he thinks meeting the President is important shouldn't the details have been worked out beforehand?

What are the Foreign Office and the Embassy for?
What had Brown told them to accept?

Still, at least Brown wasn't met by the Vice-President, the President having bruised his thumb.

Diswiss

March 3rd, 2009 11:58am Report this comment

It's exactly what he deserves.
He's pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.

JONNY

March 3rd, 2009 12:01pm Report this comment

'Robinson, desperately anxious not to upset the Brownites'
Because if he did MAC he'd be a dead dead duck.
Poor sod.

oldtimer

March 3rd, 2009 12:02pm Report this comment

The Brown desire to be "First!" is/was utterly puerile - it reminds me of those posts at the start of each thread on PoliticalBetting.com.

Max Kaye

March 3rd, 2009 12:09pm Report this comment

Boy scouts are the future.

Brown is the past.

RW

March 3rd, 2009 12:31pm Report this comment

Hubris, with attendant Nemesis. What a joy to behold.

"How utterly dispiriting and humiliating this all is for the nation"

Nay, Colin, it's great news, one giant step for mankind in the UK on the long and tortuous path to a much desired goal - Seeing the back of Brown.

Austin Barry

March 3rd, 2009 12:44pm Report this comment

It really is a pity that Tony Hancock cannot be resurrected to play Brown in a bio-pic.

Verity

March 3rd, 2009 12:56pm Report this comment

At the same time, Obama's a international illiterate. As satisfying as it is to see the unelected Gordon Brown get a punch to the ego, this was an insult to America's most dependable ally.

And of course the details should have been worked out ahead of time and if what was offered was not acceptable to our standing, the visit should have been cancelled. No explanations as to why. Obama's a thug from the back alleys of Chicago, not an international politician.

Patrick Casey

March 3rd, 2009 1:11pm Report this comment

What's the betting Obama will find some reason not to come to the G20. Then Brown will really throw some phones at the wall.

Tiberius

March 3rd, 2009 1:16pm Report this comment

Lovely post in great style, Fraser -it's given me a good laugh after another tough morning in the office.

I just find myself think what's going through Brown's mind. Again, rejected at the alter of political Incarnation.

RW

March 3rd, 2009 1:32pm Report this comment

"If they hear a Scottish voice saying "Dib dib dib" then things will be getting really desperate"

Bless you Fraser, the best laugh I've had today. I bet Brown would even manage to stick his woggle in the wrong place.

Um, on second thoughts, best not go there...

The Masked Marvel

March 3rd, 2009 1:46pm Report this comment

But..but...but I thought an Obama Administration was going to be friendly and reaching out, not isolationist. Is this wonderful man we were told was going to change the world so cold and callous and calculating that he won't even bother having a real dialogue with international leaders if he thinks they won't be around in two years?

After all, it's not like Aso or Brown will be out of office by Easter. Yet this President is acting as if he's the one in charge and everyone else must lap at his feet. Looks like Verity has it right.

dearieme

March 3rd, 2009 1:52pm Report this comment

Bloody midgets. Bring back Ike. And Maggie.

JONNY

March 3rd, 2009 2:18pm Report this comment

I only hope when the beautician powdered Brown's nose on the plane, she told him not to pick it.

Tariq

March 3rd, 2009 2:22pm Report this comment

Obama's first foreign trip as president was here to Canada, where he spent just seven hours. No joint press conference with prime minister Harper, just some working sessions and a photo op, then back onto Air Force One. Harper came within a hair's breadth of losing office in December thanks to some clumsy political manoeuvering, so maybe there's a pattern here: if you're on the way out, Obama won't spend much time on you, no matter what country you lead.

Verity

March 3rd, 2009 2:24pm Report this comment

I liked the photo. Only Gordon Brown could look furtive walking down the steps of an executive jet.

Verity

March 3rd, 2009 2:39pm Report this comment

After they've shaken hands for the cameras, Obama, with a small back-up trio in the background, could segué into song:

"I beg your pardon!
I never promised you the Rose Garden ...
"Along with the sunshine,
There's got to be a little snow sometime."

(For those who remember the song.)

Polly and Alice's mum

March 3rd, 2009 2:50pm Report this comment

Actually, looking at the picture of him descending the steps, I found myself feeling really sorry for him.
This feeling comes over me from time to time as I witness the slow train crash that is McBroon. I can usually get over it by thinking about my stolen pension, the state of our once great country etc etc etc etc (oh yes, and the treatment of our heroic troops) but this time it has taken a bit longer. I really felt sorry for the poor deluded fool.

I have spent a moment thinking about our troops, my pension, the lies, the spin - and I have got over my moment of weakness. Once more, I loathe the man and all he stands for.
Phew!

RW

March 3rd, 2009 2:50pm Report this comment

Has No 10 been suffering from the Audacity of Hype?

OK, OK. Coat.

Sir Graphus

March 3rd, 2009 3:00pm Report this comment

It's OK to have a laugh, but what Obama wants is more British troops in Afghanistan. How many have we promised?

How many did Brown have to promise so that he could be "the First". How many more would he have had to commit to get a press conference photoshoot.

It's important we know. Our boys deserve to know they're not dying in vain.

Wilhelm

March 3rd, 2009 3:03pm Report this comment

The British people have been kiddiing themselves on that they have a special relationship wih America, its rather pathetic, bit like the school swot saying Im teachers pet. It has never ever existed, just ask any American and you'll get a bank stare.

simon t

March 3rd, 2009 3:04pm Report this comment

"It really is a pity that Tony Hancock cannot be resurrected to play Brown in a bio-pic".

Austin, you nailed it. The delusion of the man is remarkable.

se1man

March 3rd, 2009 3:05pm Report this comment

and this from the people who said that they were putting an end to the age of spin?

as if the format of a press conference, sorry 'media event', actually makes any difference or solves any of our nation's problems. how pathetic.

Wilhelm

March 3rd, 2009 3:12pm Report this comment

Austin Batty

As some else said on this forum I cant remember who, it might have been Verity

'' Tony Hancock meets Sydney Poitier ''

dave, surrey

March 3rd, 2009 3:34pm Report this comment

spot on Wilhelm, the special relationship is something that exists only in the British media's mind and is probably a hangover from the 1980's when Thatcher and Reagan did have real common ground and understanding.

Max Kaye

March 3rd, 2009 3:50pm Report this comment

According to Al-Beeb, instead of a press conference there will "still be a media availability"

Such tortuous language for 'jilted'.

Verity

March 3rd, 2009 3:58pm Report this comment

Wilhelm, no, that remark was not made by me. I have plenty of material to work with re Obama without bringing his hue into it.

David Ossitt

March 3rd, 2009 4:09pm Report this comment

The first comment above from Colin mentions.

It's in the same league as having a home secretary living in the back bedroom of a terraced house in the burbs.

He could have added; or a deputy Prime Minister who was incapable of speaking English.

Austin Barry

March 3rd, 2009 4:21pm Report this comment

Wilhelm - That remark was made by me - I'm a great fan of the Lad Himself - and really, what perfect casting.

Moraymint

March 3rd, 2009 4:38pm Report this comment

The humiliation just keeps piling on. Brown really is a dreadful little man, isn't he (is what I imagine to be the Obama camp's assessment)? It's a sad indictment of our political system that such a Machiavellian, deluded, self-important, semi-detached individual such as Gordon Brown can inveigle his way into the highest office in the land and only then get found out. And some. Oh boy, is this man's eventual political end going to be messy, or what? All of his own sweet making too.

Wilhelm

March 3rd, 2009 4:50pm Report this comment

My apologies to Austin Barry and Mrs Verity.

George Laird

March 3rd, 2009 5:21pm Report this comment

Dear All

It seems that the "special relationship" isn't all that special.

A 30-minute chat, what a slap in the face.

Blair gets to do his little religious bit and Brown gets nothing.

Still Brown got a free plane ride and all that it cost him was his tail between his legs; he should have went on to Disneyland and took the kids with him.

Obama certainly distanced himself from Brown.

He must have been told the mood of the British people for wanting him gone!

Now, that is what I call a historic visit!

Yours sincerely

George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

Verity

March 3rd, 2009 5:47pm Report this comment

Has Brown had his speed-dating 30 minutes with Obama yet? Is it over yet?

Anne Young

March 3rd, 2009 6:08pm Report this comment

The fact that Brown has been given the 'star' treatment and being allowed to address the two houses of Congress is just by the by.....

Verity

March 3rd, 2009 7:04pm Report this comment

Wilhelm, there is no person posting here as "Mrs Verity". My nom de blog is Verity.

I see that the White House told Gordon's people that if he wanted to give a press conference, he'd have to go across town to the British Embassy. To me, that is studied rudeness and, taken with Obama's sending the Winston Churchill bust back to the British Embassy last week, I think we can read the runes. Whoever is prime minister should steer clear of this cheap Chicago mobster. Of course, he may not know who Winston Churchill was. He didn't know Alaska and Hawaii were states, after all.

Tankus

March 3rd, 2009 8:07pm Report this comment

Im a tad worried over what he will sell in Afghanistan, in order to buy an Kodak moment , too !
Gordon's mentally invested too much into this trip , he needs to walk away thinking that he is admired by all and sundry !

ruaqtpi2

March 5th, 2009 1:44am Report this comment

President Obama does NOT represent the views of the average cultured American. He is an egotist with an agenda. Regardless of whether he is all that well liked in the U.K., he is a head of state of a very important ally. He should have received a more formal welcome, with an official press conference and the President's undivided attention for at least a few hours.

Please accept my apology as a token of the true appreciation for the special relationsship that our two countries share. Obama campaigned on a message of inclusion, but his actions have been exactly opposite, much to my dismay and that of the majority of my country's well-mannered citizens.

With my humblest regards,

J. Verive
Illinois

David Ossitt

March 5th, 2009 5:11pm Report this comment

ruaqtpi2 writes.

Regardless of whether he is all that well liked in the U.K., he is a head of state of a very important ally. He should have received a more formal welcome, with an official press conference and the President's undivided attention for at least a few hours.

Thank you J.Verive for your kind words but Gordon Brown is our Prime Minister he is not our head of state.

Our much loved Queen is head of state.

I loath Brown; but treating him in this way was a discourtesy to the United Kingdom, however it was Obama who was rude not the people of the USA.

discourtesy

Embarassed American

March 5th, 2009 6:00pm Report this comment

Sorry folks. Some of us Americans still appreciate how much you've done (and continue) to help us over the years. We appreciate the relationship our countries have built and have every hope that it will continue.

Shaun Oakford

March 7th, 2009 2:05am Report this comment

Much more would have been achieved if Broon had simply stayed at home and sent, in his place, Winston Churchill's bust as special envoy to the US.

Despite being dead these past 44 years, Sir Winston has done so much more for Britain in that time than Broon has.

Free2speak

March 9th, 2009 3:14pm Report this comment

I too would like to add my apologies to the UK for the disrespectful and obviously inexperienced way the president of the US treated Prime Minister Brown. No matter what your politics, there is no place for type of for this social ineptitude and lack of protocol on such a grand scale. England has been and hopefully will continue to be America's staunches ally. The vast majority of all Americans feel this way and have all been surprised and taken aback by the presidents treatment of our longtime friend. Please know that Mr. Obamas treatment of Prime Minister Brown and your country does not reflect the personal feelings of the citizens of the US.

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