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Governments can recover from rage but not ridicule

James Forsyth 4:37pm

I doubt that even the Major government at its lowest ebb had a worse day of Sunday headlines than this government has had today. On a substantive level, Brown’s plans for the G20 appear in tatters. The Germans have leaked the draft communiqué and the New York Times has detailed Brown’s tendency to say one thing to a European audience and another to an American audience. There is also another story about Lord Myners’s tax affairs in the papers; Myners is fast becoming the personification of Brown’s foolish worship of the so-called masters of the universe. To round things off, the latest poll puts the Tories 13 points ahead.

But I suspect it isn’t these broadsheet stories that will do most harm to the government. Instead it will be the revelations that Jacqui Smith’s husband’s pay per view porn films were charged to the taxpayer and that Nigel Griffiths MP took dozen of photographs and uploaded them to his computer of a Commons sex romp that he first denied and then claimed not to remember. (The photos of Lord Myners in drag are not in the same league as the other two but are another embarrassment).

These revelations are so damaging because they will lead to the voters just laughing at the government. When the electorate rages at a government, its members can at least console themselves they are being taken seriously. But when they are being mocked, there is no such consolation.

I suspect that today's papers will lead to the the G20 being covered in a far more mocking way than it would have been otherwise; the narrative has changed. Labour should prepare itself for a year that will be even more humiliating for it than the last year of the Major government with all its tabloid tales of Tory sleaze was for the Conservatives.

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David Ossitt

March 29th, 2009 5:05pm Report this comment

On the previous article headed Pornographic Expenses.

I posted a comment that was not shown, I think that this was because at the end I wrote a line that said.

Our Home Secretary is a *****.

That word has quite a number of meanings; one of these is the name we give to the long staff that a Bishop might carry.

Let us see if this will be posted.

Muhammad Haque

March 29th, 2009 5:41pm Report this comment

If events turn out to prove your analysis right then it would also expose the wide deficit of the UK House of Commons. The MPs will not have brought about the collapse of a discredited unaccountable regime. Why have these MPs at all! let alone pay them ! They are not holding the executive to account at all. They are not scrutinizing. They are not questioning. they are parading. Indulging. They are behaving in displays of zombified collective inertia incompatible with the basic demands of democracy..

Wilhelm

March 29th, 2009 5:42pm Report this comment

''The photos of Lord Myners in drag''

What is it with Englishmen having this fetish of dressing up as women ? Do they think its funny ? Well the rest of the world thinks its kinda perverted.

Watch Richard Branson dressed up as Wonderwoman on Youtube or see Jon Snow dressed in drag with bitchy queen David Starkey
on a More 4 channel advert. Its vomit inducing.

Boudicca

March 29th, 2009 5:44pm Report this comment

Everything Labour has coming in the next year it fully deserves - and more. I hope the Party is humiliated in June at the Euro Elections and annhialated at the next General Election.

The best thing Labour MPs could do is resign en masse and trigger a General Election. Even if they summon up the bottle to get rid of the Great Moron we won't put up with another placeman/woman as Prime Minister.

Resign en masse and at least some of the less despicable Labour characters would hold onto seats that they will undoubtedly lose next June if Gordon is allowed to hold on until then.

richardj

March 29th, 2009 6:06pm Report this comment

Little people, small minds and one unelected leader - what a shower!

John Wilkes

March 29th, 2009 6:09pm Report this comment

You could have done a whole post on the NYT article alone. Sometimes it takes outsiders to tell us some home truths. Forget Mr. Hannan MEP, this absolutely gets the Prime Minister on all fronts, the economic incompetence, the cowardice involved in failing to own up to his own faults and choosing who to blame dependent on your audience. It even (possibly unintentionally) exposes the paucity of his vocabulary - and so ideas and understanding - in talking about these issues - e.g.“we in Europe are uniquely placed to lead the world”. Everyone should read it - someone should read it out in welcome to the G20 leaders when they arrive.

Steve.W

March 29th, 2009 6:23pm Report this comment

Things can only get better?

Mitch

March 29th, 2009 6:33pm Report this comment

The end of nulab, laughter and disgust what a fitting end to a bunch of liars and cheats.

Not with a bang but a wanker(sorry)

AndyLeeds

March 29th, 2009 6:35pm Report this comment

As ye sow, so shall ye reap. They deserve no sympathy.

TrevorsDen

March 29th, 2009 6:46pm Report this comment

"Mr. Brown carries the added burden of having overseen Britain’s economy as chancellor of the exchequer for a decade before becoming prime minister in 2007. From that comes a belief, common in Britain, that he is one of those mainly responsible for the country’s current woes.
Partly because of the heavy burden of government debt built up during his stewardship, and the uncurbed recklessness of the country’s banks, Britain’s recession is already the harshest in Western Europe." ... Gosh don't you wish these Americans could come right out and say what they think?

Jacqui Smith pays her husband £40,000 a year to avoid scandals like this. I'd throw my Nokia at him if i were her.

Susan Hill

March 29th, 2009 7:20pm Report this comment

Oh joy. Bring it on. AND the clocks went forwards.

Hysteria

March 29th, 2009 7:45pm Report this comment

with all this stuff - why only 13%?

Moraymint

March 29th, 2009 7:54pm Report this comment

"Labour should prepare itself for a year that will be even more humiliating for it than the last year of the Major government ..."

On current form, neither the Labour Party generally nor Gordon Brown in particular will give a toss. The lot of them are operating in some weird alter-world to the rest of us. The really baffling thing is, how are we supposed to get rid of them?

This mixture of democracy, rank Government incompetence and political dishonesty is a heady mix. Government ministers, led by Brown himself, lack the honour to see the writing on the wall and put themselves and their policies to the vote. Democracy means that, until they are forced to allow us to vote, the dangerous and dastardly clowns running (ruining?) the country hang on in there until the UK is little more than a socio-economic basket case.

Isn't there some clever constitutionalist professor that can tell us how we are supposed get out of this mess without a few of us starting a revolution? It's about time the Divine Right of Gordon Brown to rule us mere mortals was terminated toute suite.

Pete, Scotland

March 29th, 2009 8:35pm Report this comment

Didn't realise that free porn movies was a perk of the job.

How do I become an MP?

Ken

March 29th, 2009 8:48pm Report this comment

Why do you think McBust won't withdraw from Afghanistan, he fears fury on the homefront.

oldtimer

March 29th, 2009 9:17pm Report this comment

It started with the lost computer discs just over a year ago. That was bad enough. But it seems to get worse with each passing week and month. You think you have seen and heard it all. But then come along other scandals, large and small. Todays, with Jacqui Smith and Lord Myners, are but the latest. How long, I ask myself, before we discover that rent boys, toyboys, gigolos, exotic mistresses and just plain tarts have been employed on the public, (should that be pubic?), payroll? To use an overworked phrase - you couldn`t make it up.

Verity

March 29th, 2009 9:29pm Report this comment

Mitch - Ha ha ha ha!

Thomas Cussans

March 29th, 2009 9:36pm Report this comment

Ridicule, whatever the Orton-like absurdity of Jaqui Smith's husband charging his porno habits to the taxpayer, is not the dominant mood.

The dominant mood is rage.

And it is this that will obliterate Brown and all his dismal fellow-travellers at the next election.

I am old enough to have seen a succession of more or less hopeless governments. But I have never seen any to compare with that presided over by Gordon Brown.

This is a government that isn't merely inept. It is - a proper measure of Brown's bizarre personal shortcomings – catastrophically hopeless, devious whenever it might be honest, clod-hopping whenever it attempts to be earnest, instinctively malign whenever challenged.

In every important way, it is incontestably the most dismayingly awful government Britain has ever had to confront. That it is presided over by a man elected by no one only adds to the abiding sense of horror.

This is way beyond a joke.

That said, that the Home Secretary's husband presummes that this venal administration should allow him to masturbate at the taxpayers' expense is a satire beyond even Swift.

What have we been reduced to?

JohnBUK

March 29th, 2009 10:48pm Report this comment

I see Millipede said that Ms Smith shouldn't resign as she's doing a great job. So its OK to steal from the taxpayer as long as you're doing a good job (in his opinion).

London Calling

March 29th, 2009 11:28pm Report this comment

The only thing that keeps me sane is the madness of this world...

Carry On Westminster...its hilarious....starring Alias Smith and Groans, Squirrel Nuttley and Eric I'm in a Pickle Get Me Out Of Here..

Now That's Entertainment... Thats Entertainment La La La La...:)

Verity

March 29th, 2009 11:36pm Report this comment

Geert Wilders must be 'avin' an ironic larff, though.

Verity

March 30th, 2009 2:42am Report this comment

Thomas Cussans said: "Ridicule, whatever the Orton-like absurdity of Jaqui Smith's husband charging his porno habits to the taxpayer, is not the dominant mood.

"The dominant mood is rage."

Agreed. And what is more lethal than continued jeers?

Smith is a dead parrot! She is a parrot no more! This parrot has gone to meet its maker! This is an ex-parrot!

Gordo - you better make certain that this really is a dead socialist ex-parrot. As in, corpse. Gone to meet its maker. No longer claiming "second home" out of its cage in its sister's squat while its co-parrot lived in its real home charging pornographic parrot films to the few British taxpayers who are actually earning real money in the private sector.

richardj

March 30th, 2009 8:27am Report this comment

Trevor's Den says Mrs Smith pays her husband £40,000 a year - she does not - the taxpayer does and he is therefore an employee of Mrs Smith paid for by the taxpayer. Why he should put any expenses whatsoever through Mrs Smith MP's expense account is the question - not whether the films were of one kind on another. The whole concept of an expense for this man is fraudulant and quite how the unelected one can not demand and receive her resignation is a mystery.

Gruntson

March 30th, 2009 8:28am Report this comment

This Government is more Shorn of the Dead than the more scary Romero zombie epic cycle.

jethro

March 30th, 2009 10:51am Report this comment

To what extent could Mr Smith's personal viewing habits constitute a potential security risk?

Ray

March 30th, 2009 11:22am Report this comment

I like Richard Littlejohn's witty observation that - given the way she's probably fuming at her husband right now - "next time she claims that her sister's spare room is her 'main' home, she might just be telling the truth for once."

David Ossitt

March 30th, 2009 12:08pm Report this comment

oldtimer
March 29th, 2009 9:17pm

"It started with the lost computer discs just over a year ago".

Sorry to disagree; it started within days of the election in 1997, remember Jack Cunningham better known as "Junket Jack" he moved an entire floor of civil servants, so as to have a huge space for his own office, saying we are the masters now.

From day one; most of them were in it for the dosh, on the make.

Silent Hunter

March 30th, 2009 12:46pm Report this comment

How the hell can 30% of the population (according to the polls) STILL want to vote for this corrupt shower of B******d's?

Are ALL Labour voters really THAT stupid or just as plainly corrupt as the Labour Party they vote for.

Verity

March 30th, 2009 1:27pm Report this comment

A question for fat Jacqui: When are you and your pornophile husband going to improve the environment of Westminster by leaving it?

Tiberius

March 30th, 2009 1:55pm Report this comment

Silent Hunter: you answer the question of why Cameron is right to pursue policy incrementally.

Policy travelling on the back of an ICBM would take us back to the polling of William Hague's and IDS' time.

Hysteria

March 30th, 2009 5:16pm Report this comment

Delingpole today has a good take on the content of at least one of the movies - not that I care on a personal level - but adds to the "ridicule" meme....

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