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Wednesday, 3rd June 2009

An air of resignation in PMQs

Fraser Nelson 12:43pm

An electric atmosphere in the Commons today. Labour MPs with faces like murder, Tony McNulty skulking in the back where the cameras won't get him, and Sean Woodward to Brown's left. To his right, Harman then Straw. A chastened Michael Martin started proceedings with a question from the SNP's Mike Weir - isn't the Cabinet reshuffling itself, and Brown's authority in shreds? Brown murmured that he'd saved the banks, was getting on with the job, and was roundly jeered. It set the tone for the rest of PMQs.

Cameron didn't go in for the kill - he just asked a similar version of the same question. Brown replied by praising Jacqui Smith and Hazel Blears - i.e. "Please, girls, amnesty! Don't make any nasty speeches about me. You know that would finish me off. You don't hate old uncle Gordy, do you? I'm quite a nice chap, you don't want to pull that trigger. You were both always on my mind".

Cameron started again and Brown then wheeled out his two automatic rebuttals: a) Why don't you ask about policies, and b) You have no policies. He went into one of those American-style chants: "What would they do on the economy? Nothing!" His MPs even tried to join in for a while and, for a brief few seconds, Brown was showing leadership: if only in a cheerleader-style way and, even then, he screwed up the rhythm so that his last "Nothing!" was said alone.  

Cameron tried again: will he say he'll keep Darling for the next seven days? Brown praised Darling's record, in an almost valedictory way. He didn't express confidence in him, so Cameron asked why the markets should have faith in Darling if the PM doesn't. Isn't it strange, Brown said, that the Tories want an election but they have no policies on housing repossessions etc. What a non-sequitur. If the Tories have no policies, shouldn't the electorate be the people to judge?

Clegg said that the real choice is between Labour and the Liberal Democrats - that, at last, raised a laugh from the Labour backbenches. I hope they enjoyed it. It may be the last cause for laughter they have for some time.

P.S.
I'm now off to discuss all this with Simon Mayo on Five Live at 12.50pm.

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Flying Rodents

June 3rd, 2009 1:00pm Report this comment

The Red-Headed Chipmunk (Neotamius marmitus) stores plenty of ammunition and produces volleys of ground-raking fire-power.

(From the Modern Warfare Manual of Rodent Labour Campaigns)

Not the usual biased poster

June 3rd, 2009 1:01pm Report this comment

What no tissues this week, have you ran out after last weeks efforts. Must do better....not enough "Cameron was masteful"...."Cameron was superb"...."Cameron was urrghhh, it's gone on the keyboard"

2 out of 10.

Denis Cooper

June 3rd, 2009 1:01pm Report this comment

A solid performance from Brown, in party political terms, and a strong show of support from the Labour backbenches.

Cameron is psychologically hampered not only by knowing that Brown is right to say that the Tories have few concrete policies, but also by knowing that he himself has created an insurmountable obstacle to the early election which he claims to want.

There are in principle two Tory positions on the Lisbon Treaty which would not couple our general election with the repeat referendum in Ireland.

The first is to say that the UK has already formally ratified the treaty, and that ratification cannot be reversed.

That would mean that it would be safe to allow him to become Prime Minister at any time which seemed convenient.

The second is to say that although the UK has already formally ratified the treaty, that ratification is devoid of democratic legitimacy and a Tory government would put the treaty to a national referendum as promised, no matter what had happened in other EU member states.

That would mean that there was no point in trying to delay an election until after the treaty had come into force, because he would hold a referendum anyway.

Cameron is not stupid, and I'm sure he understands that the half-baked position he has actually adopted is not only illogical - because a treaty which lacks democratic legitimacy in the UK cannot possibly gain democratic legitimacy in the UK through a vote taken in another country - but also ensures that every means will be adopted to keep him out of Downing Street until the treaty has come into force.

Nicholas J. Rogers

June 3rd, 2009 1:05pm Report this comment

Clegg said that real choice is between the Lib Dems and the Conservatives, not Labour.

David

June 3rd, 2009 1:19pm Report this comment

The questions on Darling looked like a set-up for next week, post reshuffle when Darling won't be there any more.

CS

June 3rd, 2009 1:51pm Report this comment

Denis, I don't see your point.

Why is the position half-baked and why is it illogical?

I'm not saying that it isn't, merely that your long spiel above doesn't provide any evidence to support it.

Henry Rogers

June 3rd, 2009 2:00pm Report this comment

Why the same post from Dennis in two adjoining threads? And in neither case is his analysis of the Tory EU position particularly relevant to that particular thread.

A point worth considering is that what we want to see at PMQ is the PM answering (don't snigger!) questions rather than a general election manifesto from the opposition.

oldtimer

June 3rd, 2009 2:12pm Report this comment

Brown`s bleat to Cameron " Why don't you ask about policies?" was revealing.

Anyone daft to enough to watch PMQs week in, week out knows that Brown never answers questions that are put to him. It was Brown`s attempt to change the subject from the embarrassment of losing so many ministers in the space of 24 hours.

PMQs is a debased occasion because of Brown`s refusal to answer questions put to him. It thus has become an exercise in verbal exchanges in search of a newsworthy soundbite. Cameron got in his soundbite about the need for a general election now - and quite neatly I thought. I`m on the side of those think that Cameron did not want to do much damage to Brown. Why should he when Brown`s ex-ministers are doing it for him?

Otherwise it was mostly the usual tedious stuff.

TrevorsDen

June 3rd, 2009 2:30pm Report this comment

CS - Denis just sets up an Aunt Sally of alleged Tory policies to moan about them.

Browns claims of do nothing and no policies are of course totally bogus. Its a non answer to any question thats put to him. Cameron has only so much time and simply has to get on with it.

The reality is that Browns 'salvation act' is hugely expensive leading to masses of debt and nationalising the banks is not leading to saving the economy. Job lisses are still ongoing.

But Cameron is right not to use the economy as a stick to hit Brown. Its a natural law that recoveries follow slumps. A recovery will not be Browns work.

By the way - anyone remember that National Economic Recoverty Committee or whatever it was called? Has it done announced achieved anything yet?

JONNY

June 3rd, 2009 2:31pm Report this comment

'A solid performance from Brown, in party political terms, and a strong show of support from the Labour backbenches.'

Not the pantomime I was watching Denis Cooper.
I thought it was the Great Leader at his most boring grinding repetitive worst.

Just wish I was as easily pleased as you are.

mac

June 3rd, 2009 2:43pm Report this comment

Mr 2 out of 10:

'Tissues'. That you there, Mr Timney?

No, wait: "you've ran out . . . " a Roy Walker fan?

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