The eunuch Prime Minister

Bert

But he's promoted Cooper so I guess he has one ball - like Hitler

Paul

Did he ever have them? When he released the papers showing he was advised against his pension raids, he promptly legged it abroad. At a party conference, he legged it on discovering pensioners were demonstrating in his direction. Backed off calling the election (thank God he did - one year of him's bad enough)

Ironic he wrote a book about Courage

Paul

Did he ever have them? When he released the papers showing he was advised against his pension raids, he promptly legged it abroad. At a party conference, he legged it on discovering pensioners were demonstrating in his direction. Backed off calling the election (thank God he did - one year of him's bad enough)

Ironic he wrote a book about Courage

Silent Hunter

If they're bringing Hain back into government - I hope they count the cutlery first.

Vulture

Yeah, and now Buff Hoon has gone too.
Never rains but it pours.

Mark C

Guido is out to lunch. Thank you for acting as his substitute.
Meanwhile Hoon has gone! Oh dear, what a shame, never mind.

TrevorsDen

Byrne Chief Secretary ... We are doomed.

Tories taken control of Lancashire and Derbyshire. Many many Labour MPs who last night were muttering for Gordon must now be feeling very worried.

Rob

Beneath the Spectator, really, this.

Madasafish

Cooper and Harman have more balls than the rest of the Cabinet - combined.

YMT

@Madasafish

Harman is one big self hating set of balls.

logdon

Is he measuring them between forefinger and thumb?

David Ossitt

When did Hoon go?

Where has he gone?

Does Gordon know?

He did not say goodby; was it something that we said?

Will he take our money (his expenses) with him?

Tiberius

No, logdon, he's a few sizes down from that at Polo mint diameter.

King Prawn

James,

Quick question about Mandelson staying put. Surely Brown is now in a difficult situation with the part-privitisation of the Post Office.

If he could have moved Mandelson to the Foreign Office then he could have put this policy on the back burner.

But surely he will have to go full steam ahead or he will make Mandelson very unhappy. And Mandelson is the last person he wants to make unhappy at this point in time.

Major Plonquer

Wait a minute! With the enthronement of Alan Sugarpuff surely the Cabinet now has two Balls and a Prick. I think I can see where this is going....

Major Plonquer

Wait a minute! With the enthronement of Alan Sugarpuff surely the Cabinet now has two Balls and a Prick. I think I can see where this is going....