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Monday, 22nd June 2009

Westminster at its worst

Fraser Nelson 11:58am

So now we know the shortlist for Speaker - and it shows Westminster at its most vindictive, corrupt and spiteful. Exactly the same names you'd have expected before any of this expenses furore broke. I simply cannot now see how this race can be taken seriously. As far as I can work out, it has taken ten steps into farce.

1) Labour MPs realise Martin's early resignation gives them an unexpected chance to impose on Cameron someone whom the Tories won't like - they still have a majority, after all. After the election, they won't.

2)
Bercow, who has been sending Christmas cards and flattering notes to Labour MPs for years in order to better his chances for this job, also works out that he can be carried by Labour MPs alone. This is his time! He makes noises about reform, which basically seem to be self-promotion pledging to plonk himself on every TV sofa in the land.

3)
The reformers in the House of Commons (there are some) persuade the utterly scrupulous and unbiddable Frank Field to run.

4) Field, being an honest chap, doesn't go ahead because he isn't backed by Labour MPs and thinks the Speaker should have the trust of the whole House.

5) Bercow has no such scruples, and is delighted to be used by Labour to irritate Cameron. But the idea of a Tory still doesn't appeal to Brown, the most factional of all politicians.

6)
Beckett is chucked out of the Cabinet, but agrees to go if Brown's thugs will promote her as Speaker. Beckett, of course, is a joke - she voted against reform last year, helped herself to our money with hanging baskets etc. Aged 66, she sees this as a retirement job - that suits the lazy MPs who don't want a Speaker trying to force them to work for a living. And it suits Brown who doesn't want any attempted challenges to what remains of his Government's authority. He wants to force through changes to the voting system, and doesn't want MPs getting in the way of it.

7) Beckett, for all her defects, is seen by the Tories as the best 'stop Bercow' candidate. She is, after all, being promoted by Brown's henchmen. Sure, they'd like George Young ideally, but even Beckett is better than the idea of Bercow's smarmy face smiling down at them from the Speaker's chair.

8)
The MPs have the safety of a secret ballot to choose a Speaker for all the wrong reasons. No one will have to defend the choice they made in public! So their motives can be as impure as they like. Tories even threaten to throw out the new Speaker after the election if it is someone foisted on them by Labour MPs.

9) The Speaker election is then driven by factionalism, revenge, an 'up-yours' attitude not just to politcial enemies but the public as a whole.

10)
When the reforming MPs are finally elected - about half the chamber will be renewed after the next election - they find themselves lumbered with a useless Speaker chosen by their predecessors whose venality and attitude disgraced British democracy so spectacularly.

Beckett is described as the "anti-reform" candidate - but that implies there is a pro-reform candidate.  John Bercow is not that man. He's not outraged by the abuse of expenses: he was going nowhere in the Tory party, thought about defecting to Labour (and Labour sources tell me they were confident he would have crossed the floor had David Davis become leader) and is offering himself to Labour MPs as an irritation to Cameron. Rather than be someone the House respects (like Betty Boothroyd), the Speaker will be the product of one of these games of spite and revenge that Westminster politicians love to play with each other. George Young and Alan Haselhurst would, in my view, chair debates better than the other candidates - but neither can give the Commons the reform it so badly needs.

I leave you with the verdict of Stephen Pound:

“I think it is potentially a fatal mistake. It is a depressing example of MPs looking inwards to their own advantage when we really should be looking outwards. This is great opportunity for us to present a new, fresh face for Parliament and a lot of it looks like the same old, stale corruption, I fear"
But when you ask poachers to choose a new gamekeeper, what do you expect?

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Kevyn Bodman

June 22nd, 2009 12:17pm Report this comment

I am very uneasy about the secret ballot.

The electorate should know the votes cast by their representatives;that's one of the pieces of information necessary for forming an opinion on whether or not to vote for them again.

Kevyn Bodman

June 22nd, 2009 12:22pm Report this comment

It's time to ditch the convention of not running a candidate against the Speaker in the House of Commons.
The current lot of MPs have lost credibility with the voters.
It is not right that a Speaker elected by this lot should be immune from challenge in the House when the next lot come in after the election.

Then once the tradition is broken, it's broken.

Also look at the convention of running candidates in the Speaker's constituency. Why keep it?

oldtimer

June 22nd, 2009 12:38pm Report this comment

The problem is that after the next election he, or she, would have to come from the existing MPs who survived into the next Parliament.

The opportunity is that a new Parliament would have the opportunity to defenestrate the Speaker if the choice was deemed to be as politically and/or spitefully motivated as you fear.

Carol-Ann

June 22nd, 2009 12:39pm Report this comment

I really despair of the MP's, for anyone who is interested or enjoys politics this is so depressing. If it were the public choosing the speaker only Ann Widdecome would stand a chance.

Ian Walker

June 22nd, 2009 12:41pm Report this comment

Perhaps we could appeal to MPs greed. If they all backed an outside candidate (Haslehurst please) at the bookies, then voted for them, they could make almost enough money to cover the lost expenses!

Obama Beach

June 22nd, 2009 12:43pm Report this comment

Our democratic deficit is almost on par with Iran but sadly there's scant chance of our people taking to thwe streets.

Beckett? Ugh!

Tory Girl

June 22nd, 2009 12:43pm Report this comment

I hate to say it but maybe the best situation would've been to leave Martin in place and then elect a fresh at the start of the next Parliament. I wondered, at the time why, Cameron seemed reluctant to get rid of Speaker Martin. Maybe he saw this happening. We need to trust in Cameron's judgement a bit more.

Ray

June 22nd, 2009 12:44pm Report this comment

Anne Widdecombe would have made the best speaker. Tenacious, principled, independent-minded, and not afraid to call a spade a spade - as many members on her own side have found out to their cost when she has had cause to accuse them of behaving like pillocks.

richardj

June 22nd, 2009 12:46pm Report this comment

Despicable behaviour - we should be on the streets - this is enough!

Stan, UK

June 22nd, 2009 12:48pm Report this comment

Fraser, agree with your assessment of the situation completely. The political elite are despicable. I wish we could have a revolution.

mat

June 22nd, 2009 12:55pm Report this comment

In the era of open politics announced after the PLP meeting which retained GB it is disheartening how the election of Speaker appears to be playing out. Frank Field has a very good image outside Parliament, and shown himself an independent and creative thinker. If any doubt did remain about his strengths then it's answered in his actions. The respect he holds for the office of Speaker - I cannot imagine any other candidate withdrawing for lack of cross-party support.
I wish him every success from the backbenches.

Alex

June 22nd, 2009 12:58pm Report this comment

And what about the constituents of the speaker? they get an MP who cannot represent their interests and who is basically unelectable.

Austin Barry

June 22nd, 2009 1:02pm Report this comment

What kind of masochists are our MPs that they would countenance for one second having the knacker's-yard-equine, insufferably smug and self-regarding Beckett as Speaker? I suspect that the secret ballot will liberate our parcel of rogues from voting for this hideous harridan.

Publius

June 22nd, 2009 1:16pm Report this comment

Vile, hopeless, and utterly depressing. How can they go on?

Mitch

June 22nd, 2009 1:16pm Report this comment

Excellent piece, Fraser. You're absolutely right.

Sir George would be my choice.

Bercow or Beckett would/will be disasters.

John Lea

June 22nd, 2009 1:22pm Report this comment

Fraser - spot on! It's like the expenses scandal never happened. I thought the whole point in electing a new Speaker - or at least a major part of it - was to try and restore some trust in our political system?

If they elect Beckett, it will be seen - as you rightly say - as an 'up yours' to the British people.

se1man

June 22nd, 2009 1:25pm Report this comment

Why does it have to be an MP?

In any other walk of life, when an institution or a business casts about for a new CEO or senior Exec, the search extends as far and as wide as possible; in fact external candidates may be preferred because of the fresh thinking that they will bring.

It might come as a shock to MPs but actually there are people out here in the real world who can chair a debate, control a budget, reform processes etc.

Paul

June 22nd, 2009 1:27pm Report this comment

This has got to be the final straw, hasn't it?

I'm going to write a letter to the Queen asking her to dissolve Parliament. Then, if that doesn't work, I think that I'm going to have to go to Parliament Square and get my head busted by the police as they "attempt to restrain me."

Simon Stephenson

June 22nd, 2009 1:38pm Report this comment

"But when you ask poachers to choose a new gamekeeper, what do you expect?"

Mmmm. But the people have discarded the idea of being ruled by a disinterested aristocracy of representatives in favour of having their interests represented directly by people of their own kind. Why should the people expect such representatives to behave in a way that promotes the common good above self-interest, when in their own world, the world from which these people have been selected, the order of priority is precisely the opposite of this?

Susan Hill

June 22nd, 2009 1:42pm Report this comment

What baffles me is Tony Benn publicly endorsing Bercow.

Scary Biscuits

June 22nd, 2009 1:45pm Report this comment

This isn't Parliament at its worst: it's Gorgon Brown at his worst. The Labour Party controls Parliament and Brown leads both. He is telling them to vote for Beckett (with menaces if they argue for any other). Brown is the roadblock to reform, just as he has been on other matters for the last 12 years. Even Michael Martin criticised for not showing leadership last year but he is showing leadership - it's just totally devoid of principle, which he no doubt justifies by his socialist antinomianism.

John Lea

June 22nd, 2009 1:49pm Report this comment

New Labour are up to their old tricks:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6553505.ece

Free Thomist

June 22nd, 2009 1:54pm Report this comment

A truly dispiriting sequence of events-but not surprising given recent revelations. This Parliament continues to demonstrate that it is without any shame why it is unfit to represent us. Westminster will not regain its authority until we have returned a new Parliament; it must then elect a new Speaker.

Cameron and Clegg should make that clear immediately.

Malory

June 22nd, 2009 2:00pm Report this comment

It's also a fascinating example of how apparently principled reforms can have unintended consequences.

The idea of a secret ballot was pushed at the time as a major reform - removing the power of the whips. But it has had the opposite effect, allowing MPs complete unacounatbility in their choice.

Incidentally, I still dont buy the argument about Bercow. He might not be liked by some of the tories, but he is also the genuine "reform" candidate.

Who else is going to fundamentally change the way the commons works? Widdecombe has the manner, but has consistently voted against transparency and openness about expenses.

Verity

June 22nd, 2009 2:09pm Report this comment

What on earth is the matter with HM? I'm afraid she's too aged to do anything bold. She must either step in here and dissolve the government, or retire and pass the crown to Charles, who seems to be NuLabour down to his toes. As does the dreadful, Dianesque William. Ugh! If we could just fast forward to Harry, we would be OK.

Simon Stephenson

June 22nd, 2009 2:19pm Report this comment

se1man

Nice to read that I'm not just one in sixty million who has such a thought. Thanks!

Short the UK

June 22nd, 2009 2:25pm Report this comment

Scum is the best word to describe the majority of the Members. Pure and utter scum. If people had not died for our democracy I would now stop voting.

Kalvis Jansons

June 22nd, 2009 2:41pm Report this comment

It made me feel better to sign this petition:

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/

Oscar

June 22nd, 2009 3:18pm Report this comment

Fraser - excellent post. Tory Girl - I agree with you. Cameron is usually several steps ahead of everyone else. He knows how to play a long game and unlike the incumbant does not go for quick headlines (despite unfounded accusations to the contrary). Young did well in the hustings and would have my vote.

YouCannotBeSerious?

June 22nd, 2009 3:34pm Report this comment

Fraser - a scathing article, but am not sure at the end of it who you think should be the speaker. Are you arguing that if only Frank Field had stood, then this would have been a more legitimate process? Who, in your view, should have been on the shortlist?

Fraser Nelson

June 22nd, 2009 5:29pm Report this comment

YouCannotBeSerious? it's more the debate than the candidates. The 'how do we shaft x' logic, rather than 'how do we get ourselves out of this mess'. Of the available candidates, I say Young or Haselhurst: both are decent, honest men (unlike Bercow) but neither will really reform Westminster.

john miller

June 22nd, 2009 5:49pm Report this comment

Verity, what a wicked sense of humour you have.

And you being in the States for so long...

TomTom

June 22nd, 2009 7:51pm Report this comment

With John Bercow's background on the extremist Right of British politics the BNP should be welcome when they pick up seats in the next GE

Jim

June 22nd, 2009 10:49pm Report this comment

I watched the entire contemptible fiasco: a whole day wasted by 600+ MPs as they marched in and out of lobbies, stood around for hours waiting for the count and then the en masse sloping off around the museum doffing caps and slamming doors in each others faces. Given a few buttons and a 500 quid PC they could have done the whole thing in 15 minutes without leaving their benches and then got on with something useful like voting for some decent modern accommodation and selling off Westminster to the Disney Corporation. Sickening!

hadrian

June 22nd, 2009 10:50pm Report this comment

Well, we now all know it's Bercow who got it. Plainly, the MPs did NOT 'get it'. I don't know the man that well but from what I've seen of him the word 'smarm' springs to mind. Frank Field really should have gone for it; it is a strong commentary on the pettiness of NuLabour that he apparently felt constrained to withdraw because they had not sufficient confidence in him. Now we have a seeminly partisan Speaker taking perverse pleasure by all accounts in doing down his erstwhile Tory colleagues. This sounds like a sick joke.
It should be routine that each new Parliament starts with a fresh Speaker. Also NO EXTRAVAGENT pension for them. After all that's happened that 'little' perk is nothing short of a bloody disgrace.

Craig Pond

June 23rd, 2009 7:16am Report this comment

Perhaps the reason Bercow won has something to do with his idea of raising MPs salaries to £100k?
We all know that the majority of these Westminster saddlebacks
will put personal gain before national need.

Val Duncan

June 23rd, 2009 2:22pm Report this comment

Will it matter in the long run?
Come October we will be welded to Europe and Westminster will become no more than a little Euro Council with nothing to do but say "Yes Sir".

Herbert Thornton

June 23rd, 2009 4:53pm Report this comment

Verity - (and John Miuller) -

"Cry God for Harry, England and St George", eh?

Moraymint

June 23rd, 2009 6:40pm Report this comment

Shysters ... the lot of them.

YouCannotBeSerious!

June 25th, 2009 10:42am Report this comment

Fraser - thanks for the clarification. I agree with you 100%

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