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Tuesday, 30th June 2009

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James Forsyth 3:43pm

Daniel Finkelstein highlights this you couldn't make it up answer from Ian Austin to a question about the government's mortgage assistance scheme:

Ian Austin, the housing minister, promised MPs: "The impact of the scheme is accelerating." He said the number of families helped by the measure had risen from two to six during May.
This kind of answer does make you thing that Bagehot is right about government ministers now living in their own parallel universe and so unaccountable for the accuracy of their statements.

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Tiberius

June 30th, 2009 4:14pm Report this comment

Well that increase clearly shows the impact of the expenses scandal.

David Boothroyd

June 30th, 2009 4:16pm Report this comment

All this demonstrates is the pathetic approach of Tory bloggers. No scheme is going to provide instant help, especially not one working in this area where complex financial negotiations are needed.

The Minister actually pointed out that 200 households had been helped under the Mortgage Rescue Scheme, and a further 295 were being assessed. The figure of 6 refers to the very final stage of a very long process.

Don't you think Government should be helping people who face repossession? Do you have any ways of speeding it up? No, you just want to jibe. Not a very adult way of looking at people in trouble.

ken from glos

June 30th, 2009 4:29pm Report this comment

Dont worry, BOOTHROYD will be along to defend it.!

Yarnesfromhorsham

June 30th, 2009 4:54pm Report this comment

Lets not forget the additional 20000 new homes. LOL

Neil McEvoy

June 30th, 2009 5:06pm Report this comment

David Boothroyd, it would be more efficient to carpet bomb major cities with newly printed tenners.

kinglear

June 30th, 2009 5:07pm Report this comment

The weird thing is that building 20,000 new homes really WOULD be borrowing to invest, unlike the diversity co-ordinators and the like

Startled Cod

June 30th, 2009 5:07pm Report this comment

Drop the Mortgage Assistance Scheme. A much better use of limited reserves would be to steal a Tory eye catching initiative - introduce a Cones Hotline. Join the campaign now. What do we want? A Cones Hotline! When do we want it? Now!

Wight Tory

June 30th, 2009 5:25pm Report this comment

Increased by 300%, that will be the line at PMQ's tomorrow I suppose

Simon Stephenson

June 30th, 2009 5:26pm Report this comment

David Boothroyd

"Don't you think Government should be helping people who face repossession? Do you have any ways of speeding it up? No, you just want to jibe. Not a very adult way of looking at people in trouble."

Sure, if this is really what the government should be doing, but it should be being done properly.

I'm afraid you must have been to the New Labour School of Misrepresentation. You're saying "Isn't this a good thing. How can you be so heartless as to be against it?", when the point being made isn't actually anything about whether or not it's a good thing, but about Labour's crowing about the effectiveness of THEIR scheme, which has so far helped 6 families in a nation of 60 million people.

Do you see this? You're not engaging in the cut and thrust of political banter. You're misrepresenting the charge being made against you, almost certainly deliberate. But I suppose, at the bottom of it all, the sad truth is that new Labour was never any more than a bag of wind that depended on a surrounding tissue of untruths and deceptions to keep it inflated.

Got a puncture repair kit?

Swiss Bob

June 30th, 2009 5:35pm Report this comment

If you want some comedy allow this link to Gove kicking Balls in his response, something like that anyway.

Gove responds to Balls education statement today in Parliament:

Gove Gives Balls a Dose

cityboozer

June 30th, 2009 6:01pm Report this comment

Mr Cod

Boris has alreadt implemented a cones hotline for London. Perhaps he could sell it to other cities and the Highways Agency?

Cb.

Steve.W

June 30th, 2009 6:03pm Report this comment

Neil McEvoy - Are you sure we have we got the aircraft for this?

Julianlzb87

June 30th, 2009 6:04pm Report this comment

Is this the same Boothroyd?

http://www.mywikibiz.com/Directory:David_Boothroyd

blah blah

June 30th, 2009 6:35pm Report this comment

blah blah

Private Schulz

June 30th, 2009 6:36pm Report this comment

And here's another charming offensive by the Balls Brothers: http://conservativehome.blogs.com/centreright/2009/06/how-not-to-be-prime-ministerial-on-a-pm-visit.html

lawrence greek

June 30th, 2009 7:01pm Report this comment

Julianlzb87 - certainly sounds like it. What a plum.

David Ossitt

June 30th, 2009 7:21pm Report this comment

David Boothroyd

"Don't you think Government should be helping people who face repossession?"

No I do not; if sub-prime minds decide to borrow silly amounts of money, much more than they could ever afford, then let them pay the price and learn the lesson.

Question; are you the Boothroyd
who is the author of "United Kingdom Election Results and Politico's Guide to The History of British Political Parties, a guide to British elections since 1832"?

Ian W

June 30th, 2009 9:39pm Report this comment

No, Wight Tory, it has increased by 200% not 300%. You are not Ed Balls in disguise, are you ;-)

nujluj

June 30th, 2009 10:21pm Report this comment

http://dizzythinks.net/2009/05/david-boothroyd-busted.html

Possibly out of date but pretty funny. Way to miss the point David- how stupid do you think we all are?

Also, Neil, will CH be implementing this 'money by air' system soon? Please get me a heads up :-)

Scot Richards

July 1st, 2009 1:21am Report this comment

Here - directly quoted from Wikipedia - is a prime example of a Labour Troll dissembling for Balls:

'A Labour councillor for London's City of Westminster resigned from Wikipedia's supreme court at the weekend, after admitting he gained election to the site's ruling body using a false name.

David Boothroyd - councillor for Westminster's Westbourne ward - was elected to Wikipedia's Arbitration Committee in December 2007 under the name Sam Blacketer and has edited the overly-egalitarian online encyclopedia under at least three other names.'

Indeed. This IS the best they can do. Thieves, Liars and Cheats all. lefties should stay away from the Internet - it's not for you as your lies will all be found out.

ps; Did I really say 'dissembling for Balls'?

Rhoda Klapp

July 1st, 2009 7:44am Report this comment

"No I do not; if sub-prime minds decide to borrow silly amounts of money, much more than they could ever afford, then let them pay the price and learn the lesson."

It is surely every UK resident's right to borrow other people's money to make a bet on the property market, and should they win, keep the profit, whilst having the surety of being bailed out if the bet goes wrong. Ask any flipping MP.

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