Brown needs to recover and quick or he is doomed
Fraser Nelson 4:24pm
When a patient’s heart stops beating, medics have about ten minutes to revive it. So it is with the Labour government. Gordon Brown is running out of time to get his defibrillator working. He failed yesterday, and failed again at his monthly press conference. He looks puzzled, bewildered and out of his depth. He is in grave danger of sharing the same verdict history served on the hapless Paul Martin of Canada: an over-promoted finance minister.
No one event has done for him. It has been the accumulation of disasters, a long list which pushed him over the mishap/incompetence boundary on Black Tuesday last week. There are so many its hard to keep track. But here is a little list of Brown disasters in his first few months. It’s for starters – can Coffee Housers think of any others?
1) The shambolic reform of Capital Gains Tax, which has seen the Treasury trying to row back and giving an all-too-accurate impression of mayhem.2) The institutional shambles at the Ministry of Mayhem, HMRC, whose loss of the two discs was just the most egregious example of the kind of sloppy treatment of data since it was merged by, erm, Gordon Brown.
3) The shambolic cancellation of the general election.
4) The failure to pump penalty-free liquidity into the banking system in the summer credit crunch, like the Fed and EBC and rest of developed world did (and no, the Bank of England is not “independent” in this issue, but answerable to the government).
5) Indecision over Northern Rock, resulting in £24bn of taxpayers loans at risk



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Tiberius
November 27th, 2007 4:37pm Report this commentThe 28 day+ detention period wasn't great, with the duffing up of the Simple Sailor, and the lack of decisiveness by the Home Secretary on the issue. Also, the shameless plagiarising of the Tories idea on IHT didn't seem to fool anyone.
dave, surrey
November 27th, 2007 4:45pm Report this commentI think the root cause is Mr Brown's personality. Not wanting to be upstaged by people around him he's got himself the most mediocre cabinet possible, not one heavy weight, big hitter or deep thinker. You could call it a government of small talents, (too easy.. take Peter Watt, he looks like he still lives at home with mum and dad). Events always come out of left field and hit governments. If you've got the right calibre of people, problems can usually be managed. It was never really a problem for Mr Blair.
Napoleon
November 27th, 2007 4:45pm Report this commentI can remember one more(but Tiberius almost pointed out) PBR-The magpie budget
David Lindsay
November 27th, 2007 4:57pm Report this commentThings would have been any better under the Tories how, exactly? Black Wednesday Dave is in no position to comment.
Vlad
November 27th, 2007 5:03pm Report this commentQinteq, the sale of the government's overseas investment arm, the construction of PFI hospital too small to serve Norwich oh, the list goes on, and on, and on. Surely there is someone keeping tabs on this!
Dave Bartlett
November 27th, 2007 5:16pm Report this commentHow about a government laboratory causing an outbreak of foot and mouth disease?
Dave Bartlett
November 27th, 2007 5:25pm Report this commentPutting a part-timer in charge of the MOD?
Using serving troops for a PR stunt?
Announcing troop withdrawals that aren't troop withdrawals?
Matt Hancock
November 27th, 2007 5:35pm Report this commentErrm, taking illegal donations.
Jasper Funnell-Cloth
November 27th, 2007 5:57pm Report this commentHow about: - the party donations screw up - immigration screw up - EU constitution "red lines" schmed lines
Fraser Nelson
November 27th, 2007 6:07pm Report this commentVlad, no one is. Which is why I'm relying on the combined with of our CoffeeHouse to come up with an exhsuative list. We'll let it run for a while, then update it. And perhaps rank them in order of incompetence.
Dave Bartlett
November 27th, 2007 6:16pm Report this commentThe treasury answering freedom-of-information requests from Conservatives and the media by saying they don't hold any info on them; then suddenly producing figures when asked by the Labour Party.
Dave Bartlett
November 27th, 2007 6:22pm Report this commentReneging on Labour's manifesto pledge to give us a referendum on the EU Constitution.
Dave Bartlett
November 27th, 2007 6:25pm Report this commentAMENDMENT to 6:16pm
The 'them' the treasury had/didn't have info on, was the 'non-doms' (resident non-domiciled individuals). Sorry.
ChrisD
November 27th, 2007 6:30pm Report this comment"Putting a part-timer in charge of the MOD?
Using serving troops for a PR stunt?
Announcing troop withdrawals that aren't troop withdrawals?"
I would add the devastating spectacle of former PM John Major intervening to criticise Brown's cynical and abhorrent use of the troops for party political purposes.
That was the moment that Brown's carefully crafted façade started to crumble and we saw, a not a conviction politician, but rather the calculating one who put personal ambition ahead of sound and competent government for so long.
Alex R
November 27th, 2007 6:37pm Report this commentClearly illegal immigrants to work in security, including guarding the prime minister's car - and then failing to disclose it (as proven by leaked emails).
TGF UKIP
November 27th, 2007 6:39pm Report this commentThe one that really started the slide and gave the public its real insight to who and what Gordon really is, was the trip to Iraq during the Tory Conference and the distorted dishonest announcement of "1,000 troop withdrawals." He then compounded this immediately by seeming to nick the Tory IHT policy - unfortunately the media (and the Tory Treasury team) failed to fully nail him on this by revealing the sleight of hand involved.
Anan
November 27th, 2007 6:42pm Report this commentDavid Linsay: The whole ERM policy was agreed to by all parties of the country, and supported wholeheartedly by Labour and the then (slightly) younger Brown. Of course everyone in the media forgets this part. Trying to link Dave C to black wednesday is stupid and pathetic. At any rate, black wednesday is nothing to do with loss of discs and unlawful (brown's own words) party funding. If you don't have something valid to say, don't say anything at all!
Alex R
November 27th, 2007 6:43pm Report this commentAppointment of Malloch Brown to the foreign office. GOAT strategy, which looks like falling apart.
Alex R
November 27th, 2007 6:45pm Report this commentLong term - the decision to stop the Blair reforms in health and education. Has given the tories an open goal to shoot at with Gove at education.
Alex R
November 27th, 2007 6:47pm Report this commentTotal failure to use his 10 years in opposition to devise any kind of long term strategy/vision. Everything was just positioning. (Last one)
grumpy old man
November 27th, 2007 6:56pm Report this commentRemoving the 10% tax band and spinning it as a tax cut. Saying "I have nothing but admiration for our troops - who have recieved nothing but words from him for 10 years
David Lindsay
November 27th, 2007 6:56pm Report this commentAnan, BWD was there. There are pictures. Only one party was in government, and that is what matters.
Max Kaye
November 27th, 2007 6:58pm Report this commentBrown is generous with his faults. An exhaustive list would stretch back a decade.
Dave Bartlett
November 27th, 2007 7:08pm Report this commentCentralising responsibility for flood defence, then starving it of funds required for regular maintenance despite met office warnings of extreme rainfall being likely.
James B
November 27th, 2007 7:09pm Report this commentThe Generals criticizing defense policy. The blatant robbery of Tory policy on IHT and equal pay caused quite a stir I remember...it did much to create the impression Brown was a "Follower" not a Leader.
"Dunfermline Labour Loss"
November 27th, 2007 7:18pm Report this commentAnd this list is all before the housing market kicks up 10 percent of negative equity next year - now that really IS an election loser.
Dave Bartlett
November 27th, 2007 7:29pm Report this commentThe revelation that the Scottish elections SNAFU was caused by Labour ministers making decisions based on party political interest.
Paul
November 27th, 2007 8:01pm Report this commentLong term. Browns pension shambles. He needs brought to account for his nigh on criminal abuse of our pensions, which has led to virtually everyone outside of the public sector to have their final salary scheme withdrawn.
Dave Bartlett
November 27th, 2007 8:16pm Report this commentSuggestions that Mr Brown's conference speech was plagiarised.
Labour ministers only being allowed 5m ish at their conference.
Jono
November 27th, 2007 8:39pm Report this comment"Only one party was in government, and that is what matters." - David Lindsay. You said it mate. And it's as true today as it ever was. Another fine Broon mess: filthy (fatal) hospitals and the "deep clean" promise/lie.
The Secret Person
November 27th, 2007 9:09pm Report this commentPushing ahead with ID cards and database despite the clear inability to protect private data.
The Secret Person
November 27th, 2007 9:13pm Report this commentFailing to deal with the constitutional problems of devolution by ignoring the democratic rights of the English to self-government and hoping it'll go away.
Paul
November 27th, 2007 9:16pm Report this commentChild Tax credits.In fact, Brown is that mythical emporer with his shining new suit. Be the child Fraser please, that points out hes naked after all
Matthew Lloyd
November 27th, 2007 9:32pm Report this comment"British Jobs for British Workers"
Paul
November 27th, 2007 9:35pm Report this commentOh yet another. The sale of our Gold, when the price was at a low.Good one that Brownie.
Dave Bartlett
November 27th, 2007 9:36pm Report this comment'British jobs for british workers'
a. illegal under EU law.
b. a BNP slogan.
Nicholas Millman
November 27th, 2007 9:57pm Report this commentDavid Lindsay - I think you are literally on the wrong page, old son. Banging on about Black Wednesday and David Cameron's alleged involvement is a bit tenuous in the context of the current Nu Labor shambles! One of Labour's (new and old) favourite knee-jerks in the face of criticism is to point the finger at the previous government (or any other scapegoat). In this case the really laughable thing is that Labour were the "previous government". Perhaps you should find a website devoted to the history of the Labour Movement or some other Leftie virtual bunker to lurk in? The majority here, as in the country, can see through the lurching rabble masquerading as a government. The game is up. In the words of Monty Python the parrot is dead.
Tiberius
November 27th, 2007 10:03pm Report this commentWithdrawing his own recently created 0% corp tax band for small companies when too many of them had the audacity to make use of it, alongside the demented transitional rule of charging 19% corp tax on dividends paid out of profits within the 0% band.
Mousecatcher
November 27th, 2007 11:07pm Report this commentNot forgetting the 90+ patients who died because of clostridium difficile in hospital in Maidstone
Mousecatcher
November 27th, 2007 11:09pm Report this commentOne more - the 90+ patients who died because of clostridium difficile in hospital in Maidstone
Nick
November 28th, 2007 12:28am Report this commentIllegal foreign workers employed by the Home Office in security jobs, including guarding the PM's car.
Brown handing out copies of his own book (on, of all things, "courage"!) to Ugandan schoolchildren.
Dave P
November 28th, 2007 2:05am Report this comment... and the DEFRA debacle where payments to farmers turned into a complete shambles. Britain was fined by the EU (and that's another can of worms) which our dear beloved leader deducted from the farmer's payments.
Danielle
November 28th, 2007 2:35am Report this commentOnes you missed Fraser! Having to admit that they had misunderestimated the amount of foreign workers and upgrade the figure to 1.5million. Having to admit that 80% of all jobs created under new labour have gone to migrants. Having to admit 10,000 illegals have been given security clearance. And finally the despicable way in which Brown used our brave troops as propaganda when it was David Cameron's conference speech.
Oscar Miller
November 28th, 2007 11:04am Report this commentCrying out for Andrew Marr to give him a friendly interview on Yellow Saturday. Given the escalating number of black days this month, I think it should now be officially designated Black November.
Oscar Miller
November 28th, 2007 11:08am Report this commentBriefing against David Miliband to derail his speech on the EU.
Anan
November 28th, 2007 12:44pm Report this commentWhere did my second comment go!
Mark Ashworth
November 28th, 2007 12:49pm Report this commentCan anyone explain the headline to me? It doesn't seem to make sense grammatically.
Mark Ashworth
November 28th, 2007 12:50pm Report this commentOr is it a nickname you have for him? Sorry, this is my first experience of this publication.
Pierre de Boule
November 28th, 2007 4:31pm Report this commentTurning up in France to watch ENGLAND in the rugby world cup!
Pierre de Boule
November 28th, 2007 4:40pm Report this commentThe classic is reducing unemployment by 2.5million to its lowest figure for however many years whilst hiding the fact that during the same period they have increased the number on claims by 2.5M!
David Lindsay
November 28th, 2007 4:43pm Report this commentNicholas Millman, there are too mnay people who believe (quite wrongly, because the Tories are committed to exactly the same levels of benefit spending and of public sector employment as at present) that their livelihoods depend on the continuation of a Labour Government for any of this to make any electoral difference whatever. And, to return to Black Wednesday, nobody is going to lose their job or their home because of any of this. But they did the last time that David Cameron was allowed near the running of anything.
Marquee Mark
November 28th, 2007 5:06pm Report this commentHaving Neil Kinnock pipe up that the intention of this Government was to "grind the Tory bastards into the dust"
Ian C
November 28th, 2007 5:23pm Report this commentGoing to Granita for that meeting with TB!
Ian C
November 28th, 2007 5:25pm Report this commentAppointing a sidekick called 'Darling'!
Madasafish
November 28th, 2007 5:27pm Report this commentDavid Lindsay said "nobody is going to lose their job or their home because of any of this" hmm.. And what has happened to Mr Watts Secretary general of the LABOUR Party who has been acting illegally. He has lost his job. I agree many of the illegal immigrants are still working as security guards and have not lost their jobs because of Gov't incompetence. Please keep up!
Ray
November 28th, 2007 6:15pm Report this commentOver-promoting his favourite crony - Ed Balls.
Robin Parr
November 28th, 2007 6:19pm Report this commentHiring an extra 900,000 Civil servants.Salaries and Pensions we all have to pay for.
Paul
November 28th, 2007 7:14pm Report this commentDavid Lindsay More people have lost their pensions under Brown than under the criminal actions of the Labour MP Bob Maxwell. That alone will impact on the homes & lifestyles of countless millions. People die daily in hospitals infected with MRSA and god knows what else, because of the incompetence of this New Labour administration, of which Brown is the leader and chief policy maker. People will be losing their houses & lifetime savings because of the incompetence of NL`s and Browns dilly dallying in the financial markets during the NR fiasco. Squaddies lose their life's almost daily because of under funding and a criminal lack of essential equipment. Yes White Wednesday was not a good day for our Norm or Jim but it was a very good day for old Brownie, in fact he dined off it for years and continues to do so. Especially the superb systems put in place after by Kennie Clark and old Eddie. Because of them this country has been able to have its longest period of expansion for which Brown deceitfully claims credit. Brown a genius ...Blair must have been on the old vino if he ever really thought that.
Jono
November 28th, 2007 7:48pm Report this commentI would have thought that the Broon 'stability' and 'prudence' myth is now well and truly exploded. The Tories, having instigated a spectacular economic recovery after Black Wednesday, caused by the EXTERNAL debacle of the ERM's unhinging, should now reclaim from the nulab lie machine what is rightfully theirs: full credit for the country's overall economic recovery - which is still nigh on miraculous after the horrors of the Labour late Seventies. Labour today has run out of spin - the truth will out - and Brown has emerged as the strangest of mythical creatures: a cross between a magpie, a cuckoo and a dodo - covered all over in red and yellow feathers.
Anan
November 28th, 2007 9:59pm Report this commentDavid Lindsay, by your own comment "it's who's in power that matters", it is this Labour government that is at fault for the calamities and utter incompetence we've seen in the last few days. Blaming Dave C for black Wednesday is stupid and quite frankly, irrelevant. The discussion here is about this government, and your standard Labour spiel is pathetic. Take your comments to a Labour fansite!
Mark Ashworth
November 28th, 2007 10:20pm Report this commentLooks like you have corrected things. One needs to check one's own house is in order before expressing opinions. I'll stick to the Grauniad.
Frank Leader
November 29th, 2007 5:48am Report this commentBrown blamed Cameron for Black Wednesday. Labour at that time supported the Conservative policy. The Tories did not and would not have filched £150 billion pounds from the Private Pensions Funds. Brown has, Mr Bean was a bumbling harmless person. Brown is not.
Oscar Miller
November 29th, 2007 10:26am Report this commentA key omen of things to come was the 'tax cutting' budget stunt in April which turned out to be a tax rise from 10 to 20% for the lowest paid. Typically it was all designed for the look on the faces of the Tory front bench - there was no vision, no strategy and no compassion for people on low incomes. And it fell apart as soon as it was analysed. Rather like Brown himself.
Martin Cox
November 30th, 2007 8:50am Report this commentThe uselessness of the couterproductive FSA, which established three-way buck-passing between itself, the Treasury and the BofE. Northern Rock was not its first foul-up. Eqitable Life annuitants bear witness through a 50% loss of income to its neglect of its prime regulatory purpose.
Anthony Bainbridge
December 2nd, 2007 6:36pm Report this commentWhat worries me most about all this is not the sheer incompetence of the current incumbents, but the assumption that an incoming Tory government, which would be dominated by untried new arrivals since 1997, would know how to undo the damage without creating more of their own. Agreed you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs; but usually he chef has done it all before and knows that the sound of breaking eggshells is worth the price.
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