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Sunday, 19th July 2009

Escaping the Internet

Fraser Nelson 5:43pm

This little phone, pictured, is my present to myself for this summer. It’s a Nokia 2630, costing £35 and distinguished by what it can’t do. No 3G. No email. No internet. No PoliticsHome, no ConservativeHome – just my wife’s family home in the outskirts of Stockholm, where I will be spending the next fortnight. I have all manner of missions lined up. There is a Swedish cookbook whose secrets I want to master. And there is a charming, rather charismatic 19-month-old boy I want to spend some time getting to know a little better.

Last time I tried to take time off completely – sans internet - was my honeymoon. But the Blair coup happened and I ended up filing a cover story from my hotel  – which my wife still teases me for. I shall endeavour to make it through the whole two weeks this time, although the hilarious 'crisis meeting after 12 years of failed leftist policies' by Demos (embargoed for tomorrow) tempted me deeply. I shall make only one exception: I shall check this post to see if anyone can recommend some good holiday reading other than the books I haven’t read in the Flashman series (I’m halfway through Flashman and the Dragon now). So that’s it: I’m going cold turkey. See you on August 3rd.

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Freddie

July 19th, 2009 6:07pm Report this comment

PoliticsHome now has a special mobile-friendly version for slow connection mobiles and blackberry - see www.politicshome.com/mobile

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!!!

King Tut

July 19th, 2009 6:11pm Report this comment

Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman "Good Omens". or all of Neil Gaiman's books in any order - they're fairy tales for grown ups and perfect for a scandahoovian summer.

"Men who stare at Goats" (no, really, its excellent and not fiction....)

eh

July 19th, 2009 6:14pm Report this comment

Just finished 'The Age of Wonder' by Richard Holmes on the scientific discoveries and personalities (such as Herschell and Davy) of the Romantic era. Very good as an overview and as a more detailed look. Very readable. Quite large, though, at nearly 500 pages.

ken from glos

July 19th, 2009 6:16pm Report this comment

Happy holiday and well deserved.!

Short the UK

July 19th, 2009 6:27pm Report this comment

How Humans Relate: A New Interpersonal Theory by John Birtchnell.

This obscure book will help you understand so much, not only in relating but in how power is woven.

mart

July 19th, 2009 6:30pm Report this comment

I would recommend The Sixty Minute Father by Rob Parsons.

john

July 19th, 2009 6:39pm Report this comment

Have a good holiday Fraser. We'll miss you.

Rhuarc

July 19th, 2009 6:40pm Report this comment

Suggested holiday reading: George R R Martin's "A Game of Thrones". Like a cross between the Twelve Caesars and dinner with the Borgias.

David Duff

July 19th, 2009 6:46pm Report this comment

Almost anything by Michael Connelly and/or Harlen Coben - pulp fiction but amongst the best

Simpleton

July 19th, 2009 7:00pm Report this comment

Fraser - sorry only one of three!
It can do internet (web) and therefore it can do e-mail. Enjoy your break.

Tiberius

July 19th, 2009 7:20pm Report this comment

If I remember rightly, something always breaks when your back is turned, Fraser.

Hope you won't regret swapping your mobile, but I bet Matt's got your new number...

Make the most of your family time - there's too little of it for most of us.

adrian drummond

July 19th, 2009 7:37pm Report this comment

For reading, try 'Shooting an elephant' by George Orwell.

I wish you a pleasant vacation.

Andy Leeds

July 19th, 2009 7:37pm Report this comment

Disgraceful ! Taking a holiday indeed.

Dave B

July 19th, 2009 7:43pm Report this comment

Simon Brett's 'Charles Paris' whodunnits are quite fun.

Colin Thubron's Emperor is superfab.

I've not read it, but The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo looks good, and appears to be set in Sweden.

Ciaran

July 19th, 2009 7:43pm Report this comment

The Third Policeman - Flann O'Brien

charles

July 19th, 2009 7:46pm Report this comment

Reading James Weathefields's
History of Genghis
Khan. Eye-opening
How modern & progressive her was

Percy

July 19th, 2009 7:48pm Report this comment

Happy hols Fraser! A great read is Bonhumil Hrabel's "I served the King of England" a glorious novel which is or has been recently made into a film. Though it's been out for about 20 years I am sure it will belatedly become a cult, reading it will therefore serve two purposes, first it's a corking read and secondly you'll be one step ahead of the rest when it's finally rediscovered.

Super Ville

July 19th, 2009 7:54pm Report this comment

Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry.

And congratulations on a good move.

Francis

July 19th, 2009 7:55pm Report this comment

Have a look at Swedish writer Stieg Larsson's novels - The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo and The Girl Who Played with Fire.

Excellent stories that keep you gripped.

Brightonia

July 19th, 2009 8:05pm Report this comment

How about Alan Clark's Diaries, which will remind you of the story of politics as it used to be, when the House of Commons was full of honourable gentlemen (and women).

James

July 19th, 2009 8:06pm Report this comment

Fraser, after all you have done exposing NuLab lies in the last few weeks you thoroughly deserve your break. Enjoy. PS. I would recommend Churchills Wizards by Nicholas Rankin. All about how we pulled the wool over the eyes off the dastardly Hun in two world wars.

Thrasymachus

July 19th, 2009 8:28pm Report this comment

Sorry Fraser, I got one myself with the same purpose a year ago. They're rubbish. I give it about 4 months before the buttons start doing things they're not supposed to.

Tom FD

July 19th, 2009 8:31pm Report this comment

I hope you've given him a name by now.

Hawkeye

July 19th, 2009 9:02pm Report this comment

Buy all five volumes of the collected short stories of Philip K Dick. Written in the 50s, 60s and 70s, not all of them are good, but the good ones will scare the pants off you at how accurately he predicted the future and his weird slant on social problems. You can get them here

He once said that "People look out their windows on a bright sunny day and admire their lawns. I look out my window at the grass and I wonder 'What does it really want? And who sent it?'"

If you only want to get one novel then go for "The three stigmata of Palmer Eldritch" (1965) in which Dick predicts the coming of Big Brother and and combines it with Barbie & Ken in a world were ordinary people become the contestants through the action of a mind altering fungus. Bad enough you think, until a competitor shows up with a better wheeze. Many of his short stories have been used in film and TV - Bladerunner, Minority Report & Total Recall are examples except that the movies got "Hollywooded" and lost the edge that the stories had, particularly Total Recall.

Warriors of the Dragon Gold by Ray Bryant puts an interesting view on an incident in the Bayeaux tapestry and is set in Saxon just before the Norman invasion. It'll reinforce any desire to keep those Johnny Foreigners well clear of the UK ;-)

Have a nice holiday.

Judy

July 19th, 2009 9:10pm Report this comment

I'm sure you've already ready it, but WInston Churchill's "My Early Life" is so topical and such a good holiday read: jihadi armies, the difficulties of fighting in the Swat valley, being at odds with your own party, armies inadequately equipped, war reporters embarrassing the government by exposing the inadequacies, military grandees seen as making politicised statements, pulling strings in the Tory hierarchy...

Ric

July 19th, 2009 9:31pm Report this comment

Enjoy your richly deserved holiday.

Thinking about leaving my iPhone at home when we head for ours, but I know it won't happen.

Barbara

July 19th, 2009 9:35pm Report this comment

'Black Diamonds' by Catherine Bailey - the rise and fall of a great English dynasty, their house and estate, all built on the fortunes of coal (non-fiction). I kept thinking it was a cross between P.G. Wodehouse and Brideshead Revisited. Everyone's in it - Yorkshire miners, native Americans, Kennedys, Guinnesses, George V, you name it. Gripping and heart-breaking, by turns.

paul holdstock

July 19th, 2009 9:38pm Report this comment

have a fine holiday fraser, although we'll miss you whilst you're away, you've earnt it!

Verity

July 19th, 2009 9:44pm Report this comment

"... a Swedish cookbook whose secrets I want to master ...". Did you leave off the punchline?

Good hols!

lawrence greek

July 19th, 2009 9:45pm Report this comment

Fraser

Mother Night - by Kurt Vonnegut

.. have a good holiday

TGF UKIP

July 19th, 2009 9:51pm Report this comment

Fraser, enjoy the hol and I note from your Screws column that son no. 2 is due in December. As I recall the name Ronald Reagan Nelson is still available. Alternatively, however, if Mrs N is a Viking Queen, as opposed to a scandinavian pacifist, you might also consider Richard Cheney Nelson.

As far as books go, as I've never noted any Runyonesque traits in your writings, can I recommend "Runyon on Broadway." Written by Damon Runyon, a hack like you and a great mate of Walter Winchell, the short and timeless stories were written in the thirties, in a style and language that is compulsive and some of the best contemporary English ever written.

hadrian

July 19th, 2009 10:10pm Report this comment

Holiday reading really should avoid topics with which we deal professionally but if you can lay hands on a stray copy of James Billington's Fire in the Minds of Men, I thoroughly recommend it for its insight into the fanatical revolutionary psyche.
For relaxation I can do no better than to direct you to J.D. Davies' new nautical romps featuring young Matthew Quinton of His Majesty King Charles II's navy. Unfortunately not released till mid August but I'm sure Old Stree Publishing will give you a nice proof copy as a journalist if you ask nicely!!
My other recommends would be good old fashioned whodunnits- the first a very quirky 30s period country house murder, The Affair of the Bloodstained Egg Cosy by James Anderson and/or the king of police procedurals, Peter Robinson's The Hanging Valley.
Incidentally I just remember Edwin Thomas does a 'Flashman' like series starring young aspiring rake, Lt Martin Jerrold in The Blighted Cliffs, Chains of Albion and Treason's River. Worth seeking out!

Alf Tupper C.R.O.F.

July 19th, 2009 10:30pm Report this comment

That is not a phone, it's a 'your wife can contact you at all times' machine.

I used to own one but I'm now quite recovered.

Max Kaye

July 19th, 2009 10:51pm Report this comment

Have a great holiday, Fraser.

Rest well and return to carry on the good work.

Holiday book suggestion: How to be Wild by Simon Barnes.

occasional ranter

July 19th, 2009 11:03pm Report this comment

If you want an antidote to the shallow and manufactured sentiment of current politics, if you want to escape into other worlds full of genuine pathos, try "Any Human Heart" by William Boyd, or "Skallagrigg" by William Horwood. I found both deeply affecting, and both gave me new perspective.

And a second vote for "Sixty Minute Father". Anything Rob Parsons does is ok by me.

Craig Harris

July 20th, 2009 7:09am Report this comment

Try " A Most Wanted Man" by John Le Carré. Like anything by this author, it's exhilarating and heart-stopping in equal measure

Toby

July 20th, 2009 9:03am Report this comment

Try: "Dry Store Room No. 1: The Secret Life of the Natural History Museum" by Richard Fortey.

Brilliant read.

Fraser

July 20th, 2009 9:04am Report this comment

Mr American and Black Ajax. Ancillary to the main Flashman series, but in the same vein.

A.F

July 20th, 2009 9:46am Report this comment

Reminding you that most of the big events kicked off in August,just relax....

Harry Flashman

July 20th, 2009 9:49am Report this comment

All the Alan Furst WWII spy novels.

mcboo

July 20th, 2009 10:20am Report this comment

Stick with George MacDonald-Fraser, The General Danced at Dawn......required reading for Scottish Infantry Officers and very timely too.

Mrs B

July 20th, 2009 10:23am Report this comment

Fraser, thanks for working so hard in exposing this corrupt government. Hope you have a great holiday, you deserve it.

Jeremy

July 20th, 2009 10:27am Report this comment

Try "Crow" by Ted Hughes - it's ever so good.

Have a nice holiday!

Rhoda Klapp

July 20th, 2009 10:43am Report this comment

The Mcauslan books, and George McDonald Fraser's memoir of Buram, 'Quartered safe out here'. brilliant.

Peter Drummond

July 20th, 2009 11:07am Report this comment

Holiday reading - Vulcan 607 by Rowland White. Everything about it screams 'avoid, avoid' but its a suprosing page turner.

Alex R

July 20th, 2009 12:30pm Report this comment

Pengiuns Stop Play.

Very very funny book about a cricket touring 11 written by a guy who used to be the gag writer on Have I Got News For You

EC

July 20th, 2009 1:38pm Report this comment

Have you tried reading him 'Thomas The Tank Engine?'

Minnie Ovens

July 20th, 2009 3:23pm Report this comment

A Drift towards War 1922-39 by Richard Lamb.

Fascinating and educational to know how immensely stupid politician's were before 1932 and how this made catchup so hard to accept by the same.
Have a most enjoyable vacation abd thank you for so much intelligent copy.

Roy Lewis

July 20th, 2009 5:01pm Report this comment

How's about "The Great Game" by Peter Hopkirk. Brilliant.

hadrian

July 20th, 2009 7:50pm Report this comment

Oh dear, I seem to have forgotten to include the title of the novel on the nautical adventurs of young Capt. Quinton by historian turned novelist, J.D. Davies. It's Gentleman Captain and has a superb cover!! Old Street Publishing do it in proof for reviewers.
I am now off to the paradise of Penzanze...no lovier spot on earth!

Daniel

July 21st, 2009 4:20pm Report this comment

Fraser,

For a great read try Bernard Cornwell's trilogy "Warlord Chronicles" In order: The Winter King; Enemy of God and Excalibur.

It's an excellent reworking of the Arthur saga and very good. A great range of political shenanigans, big battles and personal struggles.

Enjoy your holidays.

Maria Eksedler

July 30th, 2009 11:55am Report this comment

Dear Fraser!
Of course You should read something Swedish! Why donīt You try something exciting with Stieg Larsson ( heīs translated to English) or Henning Mankell.
But if You would like to pratice Your Swedish read anyting by Hjalmar Söderberg or August Strindberg!
All the best
/Maria and Jonas Bjorck-Eksedler

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