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Peter Hoskin 9:02am
This snippet from Ben Brogan's column today is too good not to pull out:
Still, I suppose it won't prevent our dear PM from getting on with the job."[Brown']s advisers have been known to protect their own holidays by surreptitiously deleting their numbers from his mobile."




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Mitch
July 23rd, 2009 9:34am Report this commentI think even Brown could get one of his staff's phone number if he wanted.
Vulture
July 23rd, 2009 10:09am Report this commentBrogan's piece is a thoughtful comparison of the strengths/weaknesses of our two leaders as evidenced by their holiday habits.
He concludes that relaxed Dave (leisurely hols in Oxon, Brittany & Greece) can trump Bruin ( a few snatched and doubtless rainy days in the Lakes) at conference time by emulating Mrs Thatcher's conference speech in 1978 preceding her GE triumph in 79 by spelling out in a few ringing phrases what a Tory win will mean.
I think it will take more than a few words of Davese hot air to make the electorate fall in love. When the GE comes they will vote Liebour and Bruin out rather than Dave and Boy George in. They are going to win weakly by default.
Occasional Ostrich
July 23rd, 2009 10:19am Report this commentMitch
July 23rd, 2009 9:34am
Not if his staff bought new mobiles and left their old ones at home, he couldn't.
TPR
July 23rd, 2009 10:55am Report this commentI blame Broon for the rapid onset of my Tourettes. Whenever I hear mention of him, the unspeakable being that he is, I feel the need to utter expletives, my mother still believes are unknown to me. #*%^!
mac
July 23rd, 2009 10:57am Report this commentOO
Could the Brown coterie really be quite so sly and deceitful? After all, these people are courtiers to the man with an unimpeachable moral compass (self-proclaimed) and a spotless integrity (self-proclaimed).
Mitch
July 23rd, 2009 11:13am Report this commentOccasional Ostrich
July 23rd, 2009 10:19am
OK, I see. Number 10 staff making themselves un-contactable.
Nice story, pity about the facts.
4ntarctic
July 23rd, 2009 11:49am Report this commentI'm quite sure it will make no difference to the end result.
Michael
July 23rd, 2009 12:08pm Report this comment"surreptitiously deleting their numbers from his mobile."
Isn't that hacking? Or is it after the mobile's been thrown at them?
Sir Graphus
July 23rd, 2009 1:02pm Report this commentIt actually shows why he is such an ineffective PM. A leader's (in any field) job is to determine direction, while minions do the heads down bums up bit. The leader must unclutter his brain to see the big picture.
If the leader is too bogged down (in this case, because he wished to control everything), then he has no big-picture time; cannot work out a strategy, and becomes, as he has done, reactive to events.
This is why he needs a crisis to appear effective, because a crisis is about reactively knuckling down and sorting out the problem.
When there's no banking crisis, or that foot and mouth issue, he's directionless. He does have one last chance, though, if swine flu can become that crisis he needs.
strapworld
July 23rd, 2009 1:06pm Report this commentVulture...I reckon Brown will call the general election during the Labour Party Conference. Thus denying Cameron to hold the Conservative Conference!
mind you, it will backfire on Brown. But I do think he has been advised to go for it sooner rather than later!
Tiberius
July 23rd, 2009 1:36pm Report this commentThat piece from Ben Brogan is quite instructive, apart from the gag about deleting mobile numbers.
It always makes me smile when I read commentators, who are Mrs Thatcher nuts, castigating Cameron for lack of policy detail. Just who is putting what in Simon Heffer's and Janet Daley's tea?
Of course, Mrs Thatcher wasn't the only opposition leader to win office with policy-lite. I still find it extraordinary that Labour's 1997 manifesto did not commit the the independence of the BoE, for example.
But Ben appears to think Labour could win the next election, and the party conferences will decide which way it goes. Never say never of course, but if Labour win not only will Britain really be finished, but it will ensure Monty Panesar will be opening the batting for England next summer.
Albert Hall
July 23rd, 2009 1:36pm Report this commentIs that the job that people want him to do?
Wily Trout
July 23rd, 2009 2:12pm Report this commentHope they don't put the new mobiles on expenses.
Jean Baker
July 23rd, 2009 3:03pm Report this commentTheir mobile numbers are undoubtedly computer recorded.
Brown's merely Mandleson's puppet.
michael
July 23rd, 2009 3:53pm Report this commentWhat piece of music would you allocate to a GB incoming?
What wretchedly obsequious greeting might you subsequently post for your voicemail?
Hysteria
July 23rd, 2009 3:55pm Report this commentNon story ...
apart from Monty opening the batting of course!
seb
July 23rd, 2009 4:40pm Report this commentThere's an apparent typo in Brogan's article. Brown is said to be worried that, after leading the nation THROUGH DARK TIMES, the electorate will dump him [i.e. "on him".] I believe this ought to have read - "leading the nation INTO DARK TIMES".
Rob C
July 23rd, 2009 5:41pm Report this commentI'm glad it's not just me that picks up Brown's popular phrase "getting on with the job" - it has to be the joke of the decade.
If he is genuinely "getting on with the job" then the mess we are in just goes to prove he isn't fit to be doing it! On the other hand if he isn't really and it's just a contrived phrase then we deserve someone better who can do the job. Either way, the fact that the country is going down the toilet is HIS fault so why does he continue to use that line? To me it's like someone who's just shot themselves in the foot reloading for the next re-take...
Alan Douglas
July 23rd, 2009 9:00pm Report this commentThere seems to be rampant misinformation about.
It is "I'm getting on with this jobbie", which might well explain why the whole nation is smeared Brown ?
Alan Douglas
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