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Tuesday, 11th August 2009

Can the Afghan police be trusted?

David Blackburn 6:28pm

Lindsey Hilsum, Channel 4’s Helmand correspondent asked local Police Chief, Colonel Asadullah Shirzard, if the police were sufficiently free from corruption to manage the forthcoming election. The corpulent Colonel declaimed:  “We have eradicated corruption in our police force!”

This is a seminal moment. Rudy Giuliani couldn’t do it, Sir Ian Blair failed, though that’s no surprise, and moving around Venezuela will confirm that even Hugo Chavez can’t stop his police taking a cut from the downtrodden population. But in war-torn Helmand, the perfect police force has been born.

As Hilsum notes, this is even more extraordinary when one considers that Helmand is the centre of the opium trade and that the British army have started drug testing Afghan police officers because “many of those who deal in opium use it as well”. If Colonel Shirzard’s force counts as ‘free from corruption’ in Afghanistan, I dread to think what doesn’t. To be fair the Colonel eventually conceded that he had “nearly eradicated” corruption, but even so.

Filed under: Afghan security (17 more articles) , Afghanistan (339 more articles) , Corruption (26 more articles) , Drugs (86 more articles) , Helmand (3 more articles) , Police (159 more articles) , World politics (51 more articles)

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David Ossitt

August 11th, 2009 7:35pm Report this comment

Can the Afghan police be trusted?

No; not ever, no way.

Herbert Thornton

August 11th, 2009 11:06pm Report this comment

Corruption takes different forms, one of which is bloody-minded Political Correctness.

That being so, we can equally ask - "Can the British Police be trusted?"

Austin Barry

August 11th, 2009 11:55pm Report this comment

This is just silly - the whole bloody, corrupt, nasty little Stone Age Dystopia can't be trusted. Let's just leave them to tribalism and Islam and send in the occasional drone to put manners on the opium barons. Everything else is a murderous pursuit of the futile.

Archie

August 12th, 2009 5:30am Report this comment

Well said, Herbert Thornton! But soft! It's coming to a Canadian province near you!

Chuck Unsworth

August 12th, 2009 12:38pm Report this comment

Short answer - NO.

Long answer - Under no circumstances, ever.

Verity

August 12th, 2009 3:59pm Report this comment

What Austin Barry said.

Herbert Thornton

August 13th, 2009 3:53am Report this comment

Archie - It's already arrived in Canada. In this Brave New World, so-called "Human Rights" Commissions and Tribunals now act as Thought Police and operate as Kangaroo Courts and punish people who exhibit politically incorrect behaviour or express politically incorrect opinions.

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