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Why Harman won

Fraser Nelson 7:00pm

Harriet Harman as the Spectator/Threadneedle parliamentarian of the year? When the judging panel started our deliberations, we had no idea we’d end up giving the top laurels to Harperson and Mandelson. Well, Mandelson as politician of the year was a no-brainer: you don’t need an explanation. He just is. He took over a government single-handedly. But Harman? I bow to no one (except Rod Liddle) in my hostility to her equalities agenda. But her critics must admit that a) she actually has an agenda, unlike so many of her colleagues b) she advances her agenda powerfully, as she did every day with her displays of political pyrotechnics when she stood in for Gordon Brown and c) she has moulded her agenda into legislation in the form of the Equalities Bill. It’s the last part which really clinched it for her.

Darling was awarded “survivor of the year” because recessions normally destroy Chancellors – but his reputation has, weirdly, grown. He has kept his job and reputation when all around him were losing theirs. He seemed quite pleased, and said the only award he’d won before was “most boring man of the year”.

The rest of the awards were also great fun. Purnell’s resignation was the best one since Robin Cook’s, which itself was the best one since Carrington. Peter Oborne argued that it fitted the great tradition of principled resignations, and has been vindicated day after day. He made a great wee speech, too, that a lot of people remarked upon. He also said his career started going downhill when I started to back him. Ken Clarke was the “newcomer of the year” - great irony, given that he served in the Heath government. Andrew Tyrie, one of the great unsung heroes of Westminster, was backbencher of the year. Tyrie has perhaps the best economic brain in the Tory party but chooses to use it on issues like the reaction to climate change and extraordinary rendition. You have the feeling that parliament would be a far better check on the executive if there were more people like him around.

Some other awards (and reasons)

Paul Farrelly, who is doing amazing work into the threat of no-win-no-fee lawsuits on freedom of the press. He started a committee inquiry into it, that’s due to report in a few weeks.

Sayeeda Warsi – for showing up Jack Straw, as well as Nick Griffin, on Question Time. She said at the awards that Boris and I spoke posh. Boris said he didn’t speak posh, and it was only me. I have given up trying to explain that I don’t speak posh: it’s irritable vowel syndrome. Sufferers like me are never given the sympathy we deserve.

Dan Hannan for speech of the year. No-brainer. His speech was pitched, I suspect, to a cyberspace audience – but with 2.5m hits it blew other contenders out of the water.

• Minister to Watch – Lord Adonis. Why? He has said he won’t defect but he is a reformer, and people copy his ideas (school liberalisation, high speed rail etc). What he says today, other parties will be proposing tomorrow. I’ve long believed that the real dividing line in politics is not drawn between Labour or Tory but between reformers and resisters. Adonis is on the side of the angels.

• Campaigner of the Year – Joanna Lumley and the Gurkhas (for reducing Phil Woolas to a quivering wreck)

• Readers Representative Award: Douglas Carswell. Y’all voted for him. Y’all know why.

Anyway, a good time was had by all. There was a strange absence of senior Shadow Cabinet members amongst the winners, and we the judges asked if we’d been subliminally biased against them. But if you were to give Osborne or Cameron and award, what would it be for? Their victories don’t really fit into the categories we have. It’s been a strange year, with Labour providing the action: beating itself up, Fight Club style and even getting some things right. Our awards reflected that.

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Bunnykins

November 12th, 2009 7:26pm Report this comment

And this is the Spectator? Utterly gobsmacked!

Verity

November 12th, 2009 7:28pm Report this comment

What do you think of the Neather revelations, Fraser? You've twice promised a blog, yet you have never delivered.

I'm sure denizens of Old Queen Street monitor other British blogs and I am sure you have noted that this is the biggest explosion in British politics for perhaps a decade. You will have noted from many other posts here, that we still await hearing from you.

I think it's a safe bet that you are never going to deliver it.

Nicholas

November 12th, 2009 7:35pm Report this comment

If you've been busy working on this rather than an analysis of Neathergate I fear you have been wasting your time.

Not interested in Harm The Nation in any way, shape or form - other than the promise of her being turfed out at the election - whenever we finally get one - so that the mad bitch no longer holds power over us.

Nigel Sedgwick

November 12th, 2009 7:42pm Report this comment

Harman?! Bye, bye.

Colin Pritchard

November 12th, 2009 8:00pm Report this comment

Harman Spectator/Threadneedle parliamentarian of the year!!!!

I smell a double bluff akin to Cameron going easy on Brown at PMQs. An election imminent, who would we like to see leader and deputy of the Labour party?

Tankus

November 12th, 2009 8:01pm Report this comment

Harman is an insult

emil

November 12th, 2009 8:02pm Report this comment

April 1st already, what happened to the winter?

Dorothy Wilson

November 12th, 2009 8:02pm Report this comment

Mrs Dromey! Heaven help us!

The Huntsman

November 12th, 2009 8:05pm Report this comment

"But if you were to give......Cameron and award, what would it be for?"

'The Phillipe Petain award for The Biggest Sell-Out Of The Year'?

Tankus

November 12th, 2009 8:07pm Report this comment

Fraser ... you've got the only plummy Scots accent that I've ever heard ....

I thought that Lloyd Grossman was fairly unique in the vowel dept. (Mid Atlantic) but I think you top him (Trans Hadrian ?)

Bunnykins

November 12th, 2009 8:07pm Report this comment

I'm hoping that this is a case of softening up the opposition before you stick the knife in. Otherwise, what gives? This is ridiculous.

David Ossitt

November 12th, 2009 8:14pm Report this comment

FRASER NELSON

“But her critics must admit that a) she actually has an agenda, unlike so many of her colleagues b) she advances her agenda powerfully, as she did every day with her displays of political pyrotechnics when she stood in for Gordon Brown and c) she has moulded her agenda into legislation in the form of the Equalities Bill. It’s the last part which really clinched it for her”.

Yes she has an agenda; so had Stalin, Pol Pot and Hitler, they also advanced their agenda powerfully and every day they re-moulded their worlds.

You have brought dishonour to and devalued the Spectator/Threadneedle parliamentarian of the year.

With choices like this it is high time you stopped this horrid nasty charade.

Nicholas Hallam

November 12th, 2009 8:18pm Report this comment

"Her displays of political pyrotechnics when she stood in for Gordon Brown".

If reading out notes in a leaden, hectoring tone can count as pyrotechnics. Ah well...

DavidDP

November 12th, 2009 8:33pm Report this comment

I think it's great you can see past political divides, Fraser. Brings credit to the awards.

denverthen

November 12th, 2009 8:43pm Report this comment

The relatively liberal use of the ghastly term "no brainer" in this luvvie blogpost is fairly telling.

TrevorsDen

November 12th, 2009 8:47pm Report this comment

You are out of your tiny minds. What an utter absurdity.

Just shows what a load of cr@p 'awards' are. If you say you have done it to annoy Brown ... well that might make sense but it would still make the 'award' worthless.

The flights of fancy over Neathrgate have nothing to do with this. Your justification is that Harman is traitorous and Mandelson disingenuous.

Peter From Maidstone

November 12th, 2009 8:51pm Report this comment

You are taking the p**s out of us. Much more and I won't bother buying the Spectator any more and will stick with Standpoint even if it is monthly.

Alex Creel

November 12th, 2009 9:08pm Report this comment

Can we have some sort of 'opt out' next year..I won't sleep knowing that my magazine purchase helped pay for Mandy's dinner. Why couldn't Liddle have gone postal and done the world a favour!?

john miller

November 12th, 2009 9:20pm Report this comment

How strange.

Bit like Vinnie Jones winning "Footballer of the Year".

Nicholas

November 12th, 2009 9:24pm Report this comment

Verity, where are you? I would like to hear you comment about the dreadful woman as she appears in the heading photograph. It always brightens up my day when you draw our attention to her appearance. It's like the head of a snake on the body of a hippo - wearing a giraffe suit.

Michael Booth

November 12th, 2009 10:12pm Report this comment

So, no discussion over Neathergate but a long justification for Harriet Harman and her 'agenda'. Her agenda mind, not the country's... Really this is too much.

Snowman

November 12th, 2009 10:54pm Report this comment

I for one like Ms Harman. With her mouth shut, she ain't at all bad.

Tankus

November 12th, 2009 11:10pm Report this comment

Do the speccie bloggers have a bet on who gets the most posts ? , Is the Harman win a brazen attempt to troll and win ?

Derek

November 12th, 2009 11:48pm Report this comment

Mr. Nelson and his colleagues seem unaware of, or no longer able or willing to make, the distinction between "politician" and "parliamentarian". From now on the noble award of Parliamentarian of the Year has been subverted and in future the Spectator's instructions to its panel will be: "Get thee glass eyes, and like a scurvy politician, seem to see the things thou dost not."

Tiberius

November 13th, 2009 12:53am Report this comment

Fraser, once the Tories are in government, I take it the squiffy deliberations will cease.

You and I both know that our children's welfare depends on Cameron and Osborne succeeding in clearing up with the cesspool bequeathed them by NuLab.

I'm not an intemperate sort, but watching Campbell spouting his hypocrisy in the This Week studio almost cost me a new television set.

No one in the NuLab cabal deserves anything but a trial in The Hague.

J H Holloway

November 13th, 2009 1:50am Report this comment

Good Lord, have you lot never heard a Morningside accent before?

'Sechs is what the cooal comes in...'

That's right, isn't it FN?

EC

November 13th, 2009 7:34am Report this comment

Because Andrew Neil said so?

Yam Yam

November 13th, 2009 8:44am Report this comment

Hmmn. Stranger than fiction - as someone once said of another no less controversial parliamentarian.

Publius

November 13th, 2009 8:48am Report this comment

David Ossitt writes:
"You have brought dishonour to and devalued the Spectator/Threadneedle parliamentarian of the year."

--Yes, quite. But do you think they give a jot what we think? They're far more concerned with cosying up to their Village friends and furthering their own careers.

Scary Biscuits

November 13th, 2009 9:23am Report this comment

The underlying problem with the New Spectator, is betrayed by Fraser's closing paragraph, starting 'a good time was had by all'.

Fraser isn't a luvvie but if he spends too much time with them, he's bound to get biassed. He should spend more time with his paying customers, as that's his job. In the glory days of British journalism and free speech, a pol like Sayeeda Warsi wouldn't have been seen dead supping with a journo from Punch or the Spectator and vice versa. Like many of the other posters here, I long for the day when MSM returns to being a medium rather than part of the establishment and great mags like the Spectator reverse their declining circulation and relevance.

General Zod

November 13th, 2009 9:54am Report this comment

Verity: "I'm sure denizens of Old Queen Street monitor other British blogs and I am sure you have noted that this is the biggest explosion in British politics for perhaps a decade. You will have noted from many other posts here, that we still await hearing from you."

Ridiculous. It has been fallen upon by the most right wing blogs, but after initial interest has been almost ignored by just about everyone else.

Just because it feeds your prejudices doesn't make it important. In the real world, nobody, but nobody is talking about Neather.

Tim Carpenter LPUK

November 13th, 2009 10:12am Report this comment

I thought the term "Parliamentarian" applied to someone who respected, upheld and made expert use of the letter and spririt of the House and the system.

If the letter and spirit is embodied in the conduct, results* and attitude of Harman, then it is not despair but resolve to rid or reform, not reward that comes to my mind.

* I cannot bring myself to use the term achievements

Chuck Unsworth

November 13th, 2009 10:47am Report this comment

I'd agree with David Ossitt.

“But her critics must admit that a) she actually has an agenda, unlike so many of her colleagues b) she advances her agenda powerfully, as she did every day with her displays of political pyrotechnics when she stood in for Gordon Brown and c) she has moulded her agenda into legislation in the form of the Equalities Bill. It’s the last part which really clinched it for her”

Yes, and? These are the determining criteria? So this is an award for town-hall politics then, a recognition of mediocrity. 'Agenda'? Pah!

One would have hoped for rather higher standards than this.

Marcus Cotswell

November 13th, 2009 10:48am Report this comment

I can't help thinking you're not doing Geoffrey Howe's resignation justice there.

Sam ARMSTRONG

November 13th, 2009 10:57am Report this comment

You will lose readership if you persist in playing these childish games.

Sam ARMSTRONG

November 13th, 2009 10:59am Report this comment

HANG HARRIET HARMAN

Sam ARMSTRONG

November 13th, 2009 11:01am Report this comment

The STATE has infiltrated and is controlling The Speccie.

SUSAN HILL

November 13th, 2009 11:12am Report this comment

I am absolutely appalled. As I posted on another thread ..'Harriet HARMAN ?' Please tell me this is a joke.

Jim

November 13th, 2009 11:25am Report this comment

"Fraser isn't a luvvie but if he spends too much time with them, he's bound to get biassed"

I think "biassed" is what you get from too many free lunches, Prescott-style!

Dr Iago

November 13th, 2009 11:45am Report this comment

Zod,
Your real world isn’t mine in which a large number of friends, associates and family from across the political spectrum have been outraged by Neathers’ comments and their subsequent disappearance from MSM commentary and analysis. This absence is simply a continuation of the fawning servility which allowed a small elite to pursue a covert political agenda of social engineering to which popular opinion (never consulted) would have been opposed, most vociferously within their core support (the white working class). It is this complicit silence by the MSM which is of greater concern than Neather itself, as with a supine client media, who knows what future horrors await to be sprung on us the voters by an increasingly half-witted and detached political class. The Spectator needs to distinguish itself from this complicity and stand up and be counted. Given the delay in the publishing of my previous blog post I can only assume that this occurred whilst waiting for editorial consent. Kudos to Fraser for allowing critical commentary on Coffeehouse, can we now please have the promised forum for a discussion of Neather.

anne allan

November 13th, 2009 11:47am Report this comment

wouldn't it be more honest for the Speccie introduced a new category?
Award for "Pol who has done the most to b*****up readers' blood pressure".

Watt Tyler

November 13th, 2009 12:17pm Report this comment

"c) she has moulded her agenda into legislation in the form of the Equalities Bill. It’s the last part which really clinched it for her."

Given that Harmans agenda is particularly nasty, I have to come to the conclusion that Fraser Nelson is an idiot. Don't look to these quarters for leadership towards the change you are yearning for.

Ben Elford

November 13th, 2009 1:53pm Report this comment

I'd assumed that the Spectator annual awards were nowadays intended to be satirical; if so, it's lost on many of your commenters today.

Worried of Woking

November 13th, 2009 4:12pm Report this comment

A dreadful error of judgement. Surely that ghastly woman (practically the only woman there too) - and her 'agenda' you admire her for having - stands for everything your (soon to be ex-) readers loathe about the way the country has declined. You should be exposing them for the frauds and fakes they are, not cosying up to them.

Ian C

November 13th, 2009 5:33pm Report this comment

You were taking the p*ss weren't you, Fraser?

logdon

November 13th, 2009 5:46pm Report this comment

Ditto all above.

Have you lost your effing minds?

logdon

November 13th, 2009 5:50pm Report this comment

Did anyone see even that lefty du jour Will Self's little aside on Neather?

An honourable man who would not exaggerate for self aggrandisement, was his conclusion.

So there we are, the stamp of approval from such an unlikely source.

Maybe one day we'll read a detailed analysis in these august pages.

There's a whole tale of high deception and gerrymandering which puts even the high priestess of the game, Dame Shirley Porter into total shade.

Sorry to labour it, but you know and we know that in the fullness of time the bombshell will erupt.

Where better for the blue touch paper than here?

Frank P

November 13th, 2009 6:08pm Report this comment

Ben Elford

"I'd assumed that the Spectator annual awards were nowadays intended to be satirical; if so, it's lost on many of your commenters today."

Piss poor satire is oft times turned against the satirist by those who are (allegedly) lampooned. This was certainly the case here, as it provided a platform for the 'victims to strut their stuff; the 'neck-stroking' and 'bottom-patting' dragged all present into the realm of poovery and simpering mutual congratulation. How any of you can stay in a room with any of these odious shits without puking defeats me. Not that I'm surpised: birds of a feather ....

Frank P

November 13th, 2009 6:11pm Report this comment

Jim

You beat me to it, but I was thinking 'bi-assed' in another sense.

2trueblue

November 13th, 2009 9:39pm Report this comment

Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable. What an insult. You could not have picked more unlikeable people on any level.

Amadeus Plonquer

November 14th, 2009 1:41am Report this comment

Zod says: 'In the real world, nobody, but nobody is talking about Neather.'

I guess that makes me and my Political Science class at Beijing University a bunch of nobodies. This is an issue that is being watched most closely here in China - and elsewhere around the world.

The issue itself is explosive and in better days would have been enough to bring down a government. Today it's reduced to a fight between the forces of liberty who wish to air the issue in public and the spin-meisters of No 10 who wish to bury it.

It's plainly obvious who's currently winning this battle. Anyone who claims this is a trivial issue can be nothing other than a troll working for No 10 (a useful idiot) and trying to bury it. At this juncture that would seem to include the Spectator editorial team.

As a political issue Neather will simply NOT go away, will be resurrected at election time and will be accompanied by predictable new revelations and banner headlines in the Sun and elsewhere.

This is how modern Political Intelligence works.

Fergus Pickering

November 14th, 2009 6:38am Report this comment

I think you were quite right and I cannot understand why people who want Cameron to win the next election cannot see it. GO HATTIE GO! FIND 'EM AND KILL 'EM!

DavidSmith

November 14th, 2009 11:31am Report this comment

The awards for Andrew Tyrie and Paul Farrelly were well deserved, exactly the sort of MP we need more of, and that it would be good to see more coverage of.

It sadly says a lot for the coffee house posters (though not I suspect the readers of the Speccie, interesting how they diverge) that only one post has been on either of these, and instead people who want the Speccie to be the right wing version of the NewStatesman.

hadrian

November 14th, 2009 10:23pm Report this comment

As we Glaswegians say of such ladies, they are 'nippy sweeties' and they don't come much nippier than Ms H. Awarding her this prize simply devalues it, in my book.

John Hall

November 16th, 2009 5:46pm Report this comment

Madness. Utter madness.

Lord Trencherman

November 16th, 2009 6:17pm Report this comment

I understand that Harriet Harman is going to ask in the house why religious organisations remain exempt from the 1975 sex discrimination act.
cf. bohodotcom

John R

November 17th, 2009 10:09am Report this comment

Pontius Pilate would have beaten Harriet if those were the criteria.

I want to marry Verity and have her babies.

Martyn

November 23rd, 2009 4:57pm Report this comment

I find the term "Harperson" offensive. p"Person" clearly is sexist - a neutral term is "perkin"

So please call her Harriet Harperkin from now on.

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