No sweat

General Zod

Anyone know the heights of the three?

Rhoda Klapp

This is not trivial is it? Sure? How i'd like to see all three kidnapped on the way to the circus and made to face an audience of angry voters picked at random, not selected by TV gatekeepers, with no bubble to protect them, and probably in electric chairs controlled by me to be shocked every time they fail to answer satisfactorily. A girl can dream.

Billy Blofeld

"The leaders will be allowed to use their own make-up artists"

Jesus wept.

One of these men will have his finger on the nuclear button at the end of all this - yet someone somewhere deems it necessary to allow them to make their own choice about make-up.

Any leader worth their salt would do what the hell they liked.

Publius

"The leaders will be allowed to use their own make-up artists tonight." etc.

-- Yes, quite. Says it all really.

General Zod

Apparently, Cameron is 6'0" and Brown is 5'10".

Google has failed me on the question of Nick Clegg's height. Presumably nobody cares.

Any Colour but Brown

Where does Brown get his from? Hammer films?

Tom Pride

Will Brown be allowed to wear his corset?

Roger Daley

I doubt if Brown is 5'10 - That's probably a "Hollywood" tape measure.

Mind you if he had a neck he might be six foot.

DavidDP

"i'd like to see all three kidnapped on the way to the circus and made to face an audience of angry voters picked at random,"

All that would happen is that you'd end up with an extremely partisan audience, cheering their guy, and jeering the others.

Austin Barry

One of the issues for Brown may be pharmaceutical.

Do his caring professionals administer equine-size doses of what Private Eye calls his “bonkerzoid” tablets to avoid a florid outbreak of mania and hideous sequential ‘smiling’ or do they keep him clean and catatonic?

I’d be inclined to spike his water with viagra and senna pods: he won’t know whether he’s coming or going.

Neil

Who is Nick Clegg?

Anan

And unlike other Tory leaders, the fact that he actually has some HAIR helps a lot too.

Ian C

As I have said below on Daniels' 'don't be Angry' blog, he should take advantage and put some grey in his temples - and I would add some 5 o'clock shadow on his chin would help!

Vulture

Sorry, Fats, you are on a loser with this one.

Whatever our political differences I think we can all agree that in the looks stakes, Bruin looks a cross between a corpse that has started to change from grey to green and the sweepings from Dr Frankenstein's lab floor after a failed attempt to stitch a human being together. He's a weird freak.

Nicholas

Looking forward to seeing which of his two Chapel of Rest suits Granpa Munster wears.

Nicholas

Vulture - don't feed the trolls, especially fat, useless, socialist ones.

oldtimer

Brown was once photographed with a great orange patch on his forehead. I am sure he will not want to repeat that mistake.

JohnAnt

General Zod - I assume that, like Clegg's policies, his height is whatever the focus groups want it to be.

AndyinBrum

Did anyone see Bruin commentating on the libdem manifesto last night? A reanimated corpse would have looked healthier, he looked grey and I'll. Doesn't bode well for the next Few weeks

echo34

Oldtimer,

what was blair doing sitting on browns' head?

Publius

@Nicolas
"Looking forward to seeing which of his two Chapel of Rest suits Granpa Munster wears."

-- He's going to dress as Grayson Perry's alter ego "Claire".

Coeur de Lion

Was Clegg christened 'Nick'? If not, why the touchy-feely diminutive? 'Cos he's lovely Lib Dem?

JONNY

Not too many hostages to fortune
Fatbloke on Tour
Boyo could we go to town on your lovely Brown Man
But Tact and Taste demands we resist

Verity

Any Colour But Brown - Funny! If he loses the election, he can always go to Hollywood to see if they want to revive The Adams Family with himself as Lurch.

Senor Frizby

Gordon's obviously feeling the heat on this spring day, here he is talking babble starting with misplaced, "I'm just getting on with the job.." : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8621119.stm

Andy Carpark

Fatloke on Tour - Your posts have all the coherence of a speech by John Prescott. My advice, young man, to you is to load your ample paunch into a wheelbarrow and exit stage left. And tiptoe over the floorboards: they are creaking beneath your elephantine bulk. Now begone.

General Zod

Brown hasn't a hope. He is incapable of looking like a normal, living human being on TV. His only natural facial expressions are grimaces and he has no idea what to do with his hands. If he doesn't wear the corset, then he looks like a full black bin bag.

The tractor statistics and desperate repetition of "Ashcroft" will not help.

Victor Southern

I really can't imagine why the vulgar and fairly stupid Fatbloke is permitted to post here. He brings nothing to debate except his teenager concept of wit, a poor vocabulary and a prurient mind.

Tom Pride

What chance now that Brown yaps on about “Ashcloud”. The rumour round here is that the Icelanders waited for a Northerly and donated a device in one of their volcanoes in revenge against Brown and his use of anti-terror laws against their banks.

Lofty

/ sigh /

You couldn't make it up

Surely sound bytes are more important than looks.

I want to HEAR clear policies which is why I'm listening on the radio.

malone

Gordon has chosen to stand with the other two on his right due to his blind left eye and thus Cameron is in the middle. This is a winning position whether people are aware of it or not. Own goal by Brown. Idiot.

Holly ......

Why,are all who can,spouting on about how 'bad' Brown is expected to be tonight,
yet at the same time tell us how
'experienced' Brown is?
Is he rubbish or good?

Fergus Pickering

he's old rubbish but experienced old rubbish.

General Zod

Brown is experienced, but only at running the Treasury and the government badly and at never answering questions.

Marcher Baron

Austin Barry, I nearly split my sides laughing at your concoction to slip into Brown's drink. I shan't dare watch the debate now, or I'll be in fits of laughter!