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Wednesday, 7th July 2010

Bercow's screech

Lloyd Evans 2:53pm

Speaker Bercow needs to be stopped. His management of PMQs is becoming a scandal. Having menaced MPs last night with a speech complaining about unruly behaviour in the house, (‘the screech of scrutiny’), he added a coded threat to sin-bin any member who offends his sense of decorum. Today he found the chamber as quiet as a slapped puppy. Perhaps that delighted him. It dismayed viewers at home. We watched the dullest PMQs of the year. Perhaps for several years.  

The exchanges between Harman and Cameron lacked tempo or bite. Both leaders sensed that their parties had been doped with fear by Bercow. With the house becalmed, the leaders wasted their time, and ours, swapping inane pleasantries about Kenneth Clark’s taste for jazz and about Cameron’s mother, once a Newbury magistrate, who sometimes jailed CND protestors at Greenham Common. Ho hum.  

Cameron was about to spice things up by mocking the new Labour project with a quote from Alastair Campbell’s memoirs. But Bercow stopped him dead. Technically he’s right. Labour memoirs fall outside the PM’s remit but the session isn’t just there to obey its own footling guidelines. PMQs is a forum for a debate and also an opportunity for parliament to show us our political culture at its most exciting and dramatic. The PM is perfectly entitled to stray off-piste and chivvy up his troops by taking some cheap shots at the opposition. It brightens our Wednesdays up.  

More questions followed but the atmosphere remained eerily subdued. After a backbench query about the AV referendum, Bercow rose up again and called another languid halt. ‘Members shouldn’t shout at the prime minister in that way. First it is rude. Secondly it delays progress’. Why shouldn’t they shout at Cameron? Or be rude. He’s not the head of state. He’s there to discover the mood of the representatives he leads. Never mind the sensitivities of the chair.  

Besides, this viewer couldn’t hear the ‘rude shouting’ Bercow was referring to. The only delay was his own in drawing attention to an irrelevance. He is the ‘screech’ he complains about.  

One of the strange glories of the house is that it’s far too small to seat every MP. Popular debates, where eager members crowd into the cramped aisles, have the feverish hot-house mood of a cockfight or an illegal boxing match. Every head cranes forward to catch a glimpse of the action. This is healthy for politics. At its best the Commons can replicate the exhilarating unpredictability of a public meeting during a time of national crisis. And a PM who can command the chamber in full spate gains the respect of every side. The house is there to examine the mettle of its leaders under conditions of maximum stress. This means shouting. It means insults. Sometimes it means mayhem too. So be it. This is what politics is – civil war refined into rhetoric. We need to see it in its natural condition.  

In his pomp, Tony Blair had the ability to control the Commons even when the floods raged against him. To see him exhibit this power was magnificent and even inspiring. It gave the country an index of the man’s energy and spirit. And he needed no protection from Betty Boothroyd, the excellent and level-headed speaker who presided over his early years.

Bercow’s interfering pedantry threatens to destroy PMQs. It may destroy him at the same time. If he succeeds in sucking the combative energies out of the chamber and transforming PMQs into a Cheltenham tea-party the viewers will tune out. The Speaker’s genteel longings will turn Britain away from its own politics. This over-delicate, over-mighty and over-rated Speaker needs to be given some ear-plugs or better still the elbow. Bring back Betty.

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AndyinBrum

July 7th, 2010 3:03pm Report this comment

Over rated? The only person who rates Mr Bercow, is Mr Bercow

johno

July 7th, 2010 3:08pm Report this comment

Mr Bercow's shortcomings (no pun intended) were well known both before and after the recent election. I simply do not understand why the new government stood idly by and allowed his election unopposed. I have no doubt that, with government encouragment, a different and more competent Speaker could have been elected. What dark deals were done behind closed doors, I wonder?

Chris lancashire

July 7th, 2010 3:08pm Report this comment

If you watch a really good football match you don't notice the referee - the mark of a good official. Bercow is so poor because he craves attention for himself.
He was elected in spite and presides badly and presumes he is there for ever.

RKing

July 7th, 2010 3:14pm Report this comment

Is there anyway the little pest can be got rid of....... within the rules of course??

Rhoda Klapp

July 7th, 2010 3:15pm Report this comment

It's not the bloody Palace theatre of Westminster you know. This is not a show for you to crit, it is a way to examine the executive, and the more examining that gets done the better, even if the gossips here are left unentertained.

Right On

July 7th, 2010 3:44pm Report this comment

Whilst I'm no fan of Bercow and would happily see the back of him I think this is a bit unfair to blame him for a lacklustre PMQs.

The opposition have a lame duck stand in leader who is not much of a parliamentary performer. It's the early days of a new government and most of the debates are about hypothetical theories of what cuts might mean - hardly the stuff of great drama.

Wait till something major happens and I'm pretty confident no amount of henpecking from Bercow will keep the House quiet.

charles hercock

July 7th, 2010 4:03pm Report this comment

Too tall to play James Bond.Toosmall to be adopted by Madonna(with apologies)This sums up this joke of a man

Percy

July 7th, 2010 4:04pm Report this comment

There is something very pooterish about Bercow, without wishing to be a snob, very lower middle class.

tb

July 7th, 2010 4:05pm Report this comment

Not a fan of bercow, but pmqs is not entertainment and watching a bunch of adults whining, groaning, wiggling papers at each and gurning is not really conducive of good debate.

strapworld

July 7th, 2010 4:15pm Report this comment

In the original Citrine's abc of chairmanship the most excellent advice for a Chairman or president was that a chairman was to preside and allow the flow of the meeting. A good chairman was one who rarely spoke. His presence being enough for good order.

That this little man, not in a discrimitory sense, who loves the sound of his own voice will, I fear, soon face a vote of no confidence. The great bewilderment is that he was not kicked out when Parliament had a great opportunity. I also believe his wife should learn to keep her oversized mouth closed too!

David Ossitt

July 7th, 2010 4:39pm Report this comment

AndyinBrum

"Over rated? The only person who rates Mr Bercow, is Mr Bercow"

Sorry Andy but you are wrong; there is at least one other, she who now admits to have been in the past a bit free with her favours whilst being under the affluence of alcohol the renowned socialist and rabid Twitterer, Mrs Bercow the Speakers wife.

Naomi Muse

July 7th, 2010 4:44pm Report this comment

Mr Bercow has miscast himself as the Red Queen but does not understand the numbers of pieces on a board.

Brod Ross

July 7th, 2010 5:02pm Report this comment

"Technically he’s right"....Yep..That will do for me.

He just is hated by the Torys for beeing...Well..Right!

M. Rowley

July 7th, 2010 5:12pm Report this comment

The man is a tosswit and was clearly the wrong person for the job. MPs have only themselves to blame as they bottled out when the chance came at the start of this parliament to get rid of him.

Chuck Unsworth

July 7th, 2010 5:26pm Report this comment

Speaker Bercow is entirely and demonstrably partial. His recent actions have been deplorable. His notion of 'modernising' this centuries old post is downright dangerous and stupid. Worse than that, he allows (and no doubt encourages) his wife to constantly publicly snipe at the Conservatives and Liberals, and actively support Labour. This woman - a failed Labour candidate - lives, with her nanny and her nanny's husband, in a luxurious Grace and Favour apartment entirely at our expense. The very least she could do is withdraw from such activities and give a semblance of neutrality to her husband's office.

Bercow is proving to be as much of an arrogant and incompetent disaster as his predecessor, but at least Mrs Martin had the good grace to remain unobtrusive whilst using our money. Bercow should not have been re-elected and I hope that he is despatched at the earliest opportunity. If he carries on like this MPs should put down a motions of no confidence in his ability, his obvious partiality, and in his grandiose and foolhardy schemes for 'modernisation' of this ancient and honourable office.

Richard of York

July 7th, 2010 5:35pm Report this comment

I like PMQ's now, it is far more watchable and far more civilised.
The Punch and Judy show is over speccies go back to your bear baiting and dog pits.
Leave the grown ups to sort through the issues of the day.

Walsingham's Ghost

July 7th, 2010 6:25pm Report this comment

@ Dick of York

Reports of your demise are greatly exaggerated it would seem - sadly...

Walsingham's Ghost

July 7th, 2010 6:28pm Report this comment

@ Rhoda Klapp

Stop screeching,dear- it's only John Bercow...

Jeremy Fisher

July 7th, 2010 6:34pm Report this comment

You talk as if rowdy PMQs is some cornerstone of the British political tradition, when, as Bercow himself points out in his speech, it in fact stems from the fact that Harold Wilson and Edward Heath hated one another.

Out on the doorstep during the election campaign, I found that MPs behaviour during PMQs was one of the top 5 public concerns.

Sepoy Agent

July 7th, 2010 6:44pm Report this comment

Could we please return to the likes of Speaker Thomas, Speaker Weatherill and Speaker Boothroyd; or perhaps Speaker Lenthall. Remember what he said: "I have neither eyes to see nor tongue to speak in this place but as this house is pleased to direct me whose servant I am here".

Scottish Cheeselog

July 7th, 2010 6:45pm Report this comment

Would have been more useful and worthy of respect if he'd thought of all this while he was presiding over Gordon Brown's question times.

Andrew Grocock

July 7th, 2010 6:54pm Report this comment

I'm pleased.

Cameron et all had a chance to get rid of him but were spineless to the last.

Coalition Liberal

July 7th, 2010 7:02pm Report this comment

He intervened twice. Twice in half-an-hour. This is hardly an issue

Steve Tierney

July 7th, 2010 7:53pm Report this comment

He's a petty bureaucrat given a non-petty bureaucrat's job. It will end in tears.

Mycroft

July 7th, 2010 8:33pm Report this comment

As a general rule I'm 'too indolent to bear malice' (as Lord Melbourne used to say), so why is it that when I see a picture of this man I feel an overwhelming desire to punch him in the face?

Anne Wotana Kaye 1

July 7th, 2010 9:19pm Report this comment

July 7th, 2010 4:04pm

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There is something very pooterish about Bercow, without wishing to be a snob, very lower middle class.
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Percy, you are too kind. If this oik is very lower middle class, how foul can the class lower be?

cityboozer

July 7th, 2010 10:07pm Report this comment

A thought about the long game. What would happen if the speaker's seat just happened to be abolished in a boundary review?

The UK polling report analysis suggests it wouldn't happen, but it's nice to dream.

Tapestry

July 7th, 2010 11:04pm Report this comment

The EU would be proud of their little protege. Destroying democracy is their main game.

Anan

July 8th, 2010 12:00am Report this comment

Can we please get rid of this self-indulgent clown?

Major Plonquer 1

July 8th, 2010 5:38am Report this comment

I must congratulate the author of this piece and each and every one of the commentators.

This is the first time I've ever read a story about Speaker Bercow that did not contain the word 'dwarf'.

Order ,Order

July 8th, 2010 6:01am Report this comment

Berow may be clever, but like most brain boxes he lacks common sense. He really should be got rid of as he is a pompous little man. Mrs Bercow also uses all the privileges of her Husband's Office, but seems unable to behave in a dignified manner. I really do think that Bercow should be made to stand down.

Bourne

July 8th, 2010 11:42am Report this comment

Sally Bercow is even more pathetic. Her Twitter posts are an embarassment given her husband's position. Writing things like "jog on" and "epic fail" to people who dare to question his actions. She really is a sad act.

David

July 8th, 2010 2:36pm Report this comment

As a citizen of Cheltenham, may I assure readers that discussions can be quite raucous while we are having tea. Often such discussions cover the local MP, Martin Horwood, a Social Democrat in Liberal clothing if there ever was one.

The Engineer

July 8th, 2010 3:43pm Report this comment

Curiously, only last night I was reading part of "The Best Seat in the House", a collection of Frank Johnson's commons sketches and came across one anecdote from 1991 which is highly relevant in this context, I paraphrase from memory:

...at this point Michael Martin said 'Mr Bercow you used unparliamentary language, you must withdraw at once' 'of course I will withdraw, Mr Speaker'.
No-one in our part of the gallery had here any such language, but a Hansard rep0rter told us after that Bercow had said 'conman' in reference to Gordon Brown who was speaking at the time!

Pot calling the kettle blacK?

David Martin

July 9th, 2010 1:09pm Report this comment

"Curiously, only last night I was reading part of "The Best Seat in the House", a collection of Frank Johnson's commons sketches and came across one anecdote from 1991 which is highly relevant in this context, I paraphrase from memory:"

Not 1991 - Martin wasn't the Speaker until 2000 and Bercow an MP until 1997.

By leading on a 'women's rights' question, Harman wasn't going to raise the temperature. Maybe she was right to be worthy, but I'd have preferred a bit of mischief, such as asking whether the PM still had full confidence in his Minister of Education.

Sad life that I have, I watched 'live' the re-election of Speaker Bercow, wondering how it came to be that Malcolm Rifkind effusively praised his virtues from the Tory benches.

Btw, I've missed the reason why PMQ's no longer start with a tribute to British soldiers who have been killed in action. What's the explanation? The practice probably should never have started (a Phoney Tony innovation?)but now earlier tributes seem rather hollow.

The Engineer

July 9th, 2010 2:14pm Report this comment

@david martin

yes you are right - the date in FJ's book was 2001.

Well, I did say I was quoting from memory!

HenryV

July 10th, 2010 10:58pm Report this comment

Though I consider myself traditionalist I think having an MP as speaker is flawed. Better if a high court judge ran the debate. We could have a different one every month.

JohnAnt

July 12th, 2010 12:55am Report this comment

"The Speaker’s genteel longings will turn Britain away from its own politics."
But that's exactly what Bercow wants.
Then he can push through his own political agenda, out of the spotlight.

Crum1306

July 13th, 2010 3:43pm Report this comment

Never mind about Bercow's screeching hijacking of PMQs..what about this Commons nursery business? 3 expressions of interest- What a complete waste of money!

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