Ambition should be made of sterner stuff
David Blackburn 1:03pm
Few writers can make a silly season story read like official history,
so it's worth drifting behind the Times’ paywall to read Rachel Sylvester on Boris
and Dave's mutual emnity. It is no secret that BoJo and DC are united in rivalry, but Sylvester adds a second dimension with insider quotations - a mix of arch witticisms and savage
partisanship. Here are several of many from today’s column:
‘Most people at Westminster assume that Boris — compared by one of his editors to Marilyn Monroe, “another egomaniacal blonde” — still harbours ambitions to lead his party. As a boy he used to declare that when he grew up he wanted to be “world king”, so Tory leader would at least be a step on the ladder. Even as the results were coming in on election night, and Conservative high command was starting to panic about the lack of an overall majority, Boris’s sister Rachel Johnson tweeted merrily: “It’s all gone tits up — call for Boris!”
A minister loyal to Mr Cameron says: “He wouldn’t be welcome back in Parliament. People think he’s a loser, a charlatan, and that he has an over-inflated sense of himself. He can go and be a buffoon somewhere else.”
Sylvester compares this toffy-nosed drama to the plebian connivances at the heart of New Labour. Politics may well be cyclical and Boris may share the ambition that visibly defaced Gordon Brown. First, though, Johnson is expected to ape that other political maverick, Ken Livingstone, and run for mayoral re-election; in fact, the two mavericks are likely to go head to head. If Boris wins in 2012 against the odds and the government’s unpopularity, expect his ambition to become a little more diaphanous.



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Andrew Savage
August 17th, 2010 1:26pm Report this commentHere's the problem with the Times's paywall: no-one is going to 'drift behind the paywall' to read just one piffling article.
£1 for a single article? You've got to be kidding me!
But thanks for the post anyway David, although it's difficult to get a true feel for the article without a larger excerpt.
Private Schultz
August 17th, 2010 1:27pm Report this commentNo, if those are the gems of the article, it's definitely not worth 'drifting behind the Times paywall' - have seen those or similar stories before thanks.
Are you absolutely sure CH isn't on some sort of commission from The Times?
I find the Saab backends that stalk me down the page a bit scary too.
Marcher Baron
August 17th, 2010 2:05pm Report this commentTake it from me, it's never "worth drifting behind the Timesâ™ paywall to read" anything. The sooner you realise that, the better. By all means continue to inform us what's going on, but don't keep encouraging us to go there.
Edmund Jerk
August 17th, 2010 2:31pm Report this commentI think it's time for the Tory Right to stage a coup d'etat; bring down Dave and install BoJo as leader.
Mycroft
August 17th, 2010 3:21pm Report this commentBoris may or may not still have an ambition to lead his party, but I'm quite sure his party has no ambition whatever to be led by him. And that's the end of the matter.
Chris lancashire
August 17th, 2010 4:03pm Report this commentBoris is a joke, let him go and play with the traffic lights in London while the big boys run the country.
I find Times Online excellent and free if you subscribe to the newspaper.
Craig Strachan
August 17th, 2010 4:25pm Report this commentCan you "drift behind The Times paywall" without paying?
old fogey
August 17th, 2010 4:41pm Report this commentWhy is anyone worried about Boris Johnson as a possible Conservative leader; why does anyone consider him now a serious contender for that role ? We may be entertained by the performance, but we know enough about his sexual antics to know how selfish and ruthless he can be. Many people would be alienated by a man whose mistress underwent two terminations and whose mistress of last year probably bore his child . One doesn't have to be a prude to feel disgust at his lack of discipline.
GeoffH
August 17th, 2010 4:45pm Report this commentPrivate Schultz: "I find the Saab backends that stalk me down the page a bit scary too."
Get yourself a decent browser and ad blocker. Firefox or Google Chrome will see the end of the end, if you get my drift.
Verity
August 17th, 2010 4:47pm Report this commentIs it just me? Have I inadvertenly stumbled on a magic solution to that irritating Times strap across the top? On my computer, it's gone. It is no more. It is a dead and buried strap.
Is it still appearing on other people's computers??
Nick
August 17th, 2010 4:52pm Report this commentMy Spectator wasn't delivered this week. I've wrong up and been told that many people didn't get their copies delivered this week either. And then one comes on CoffeeHouse and has to put up with the *&*&&& Saab advert ruining the look and ease-of-viewing the page.
Lord Boyders
August 17th, 2010 5:35pm Report this commentWhatever you say on this subject it is always rubbish. Boris will never lead the Tories and he knows this. The only people who seek a feud along the lines of blair/brown are the leader writers and gossip mongers. Suddenly we have have a press who have style and no substance! Tedium expantorame vector expectorant etc.
Baron
August 17th, 2010 5:43pm Report this commentsorry David, ever read Rachael Sylvester, waste of time.
thomas
August 17th, 2010 6:22pm Report this comment"People think he’s a loser, a charlatan, and that he has an over-inflated sense of himself. He can go and be a buffoon somewhere else.”
Sorry, it's Boris Johnson, Mayor of London being described here? How did Cameron do in the GE? Did he win? Is he a winner?
Frank P
August 17th, 2010 6:50pm Report this commentIs it really necessary to have four pictures of Alex Massie rolling up and down the right hand side of my screen as I scroll through these posts. If the Irish jig was acquired to distract from his weak mouth and effeminate features it was a failed experiment.
Widmerpool
August 17th, 2010 7:03pm Report this commentI deleted the Times from my Favourites as soon as the Dirty Digger started charging for content. I don't miss the Times at all. I wish CH would stop pushing Times pieces!
Edward
August 17th, 2010 7:56pm Report this commentOld fogey, completely agree. Boris's adultery, and his lack of shame or sorrow over it, show he's not fit to inhabit any serious office. He won't be getting my vote again.
Victor Southern
August 17th, 2010 9:02pm Report this commentA nonsense Mr. Blackburn. Boris is another of the glorious eccentric politicians that this country produces.
He will never, ever be the leader of the Conservative party. Not ever. On to the next silly season piece of puffery.
Frankie
August 18th, 2010 12:11am Report this comment'drift behind the paywall'
anagrams to
'Writable and hyped filth.'
MikeF
August 18th, 2010 9:59am Report this commentIf the next London Mayoral election prsents the possibility of a return of Ken Livingstone's venal, sectarian and nepotistic policies to power then it will be a deadly serious business. Vote for Boris.
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