Write Cameron's version of this ad

Nick Longworth

What will Britain look like in 2015 under David Cameron?
* Communities and families strengthened
* The old respected, the young encouraged and the vulnerable protected
* Crime and fear reduced
* Our economy stabilised
* Britain restored to international respect
* Honesty and decency expected

Lance Diatessaron

Loveliness achieved

Tne environment tamed

Ties abandoned

Savoir faire restored

Equality of every for the excellence of each

Call me Dave

Inamicus

This is the dumbing down of politics. It is all very well spouting these aspirations - like an updated version of the Blair pledge card - but the question is how are you going to achieve them? There is no detail at all on any of these from Cameron & co

salieri

"We have lifted Gordon Brown out of intellectual poverty"

Water

The year, 2011. Time in power 1 year, the result;

*England is reborn.

Ulster Tory

Iraq? Rebuilt.

NHS? Reformed.

Crime? Reduced

Education? Revolutionised.

Gordon Brown? Removed.

Ted Tedford

Dateline England, 2013:

A country at ease with itself

Shadows long over cricket grounds

Shakespeare read in schools

Beer warmed

Villages misty enough for old maids to cycle to Holy Communion through

Basics returned to

The Tories. Not quite as nasty as the other lot.

Cath

Thinking back to America, surely the obvious Dem response to this is "2013: John McCain is 77"

Cameron Exposed

NHS desimated

Water

Thank god cameron won't be that old.

Tanuki

Taxes: below 35% of GDP.

Government Borrowing: none.

Public Sector employees: down 20%

salieri

CE, Tiberius could have told you not only how to spell 'decimated' but what it means. If the NHS ran at 90% capacity we would all be thrilled.

Full Steam Ahead

Stronger pensions.

Armed forces no longer neglected.

Zero tolerance to crime.

Boot camps for criminals.

Investment in green technology.

In Europe but no run by Europe.

Austin Barry

The Caliphate denied

The Ashes regained

The BBC privatised

Ken Stevens

England now living in federated harmony with the other component territories of the former United Kingdom, having regained its own parliament, the new arrangements having worked so well that independence was no longer a burning issue anywhere. The small Federal Administration has settled well into its new complex near Manchester, with convenient air, road and hi-speed rail links to all parts of the FK and RoI.

All national parliaments agreed that political membership of the EU was in fact not in the interests of continuing sovereign nationhood for any of them. Republic of Ireland reached a similar conclusion after experiencing severe pressure from mainland Europe following successive referendum rejections of the Lisbon Treatystution and subsequent such attempts to create a United States of Europe. Application has been made to join EFTA. Ironically, relationships with the EU are now much more cordial and co-operative, now that liaison on measures such as detection of international crime have been relieved of fears of eroded sovereignty.

Whilst remaining independent and militarily a neutral State, RoI becomes an associate partner of FK, now that the latter has become an association of equals, and aligns the Punt with the Pound. There are no longer such stark distinctions between northern and southern Ireland and tensions are beginning to ease to the extent that the artificial power-sharing arrangements in the northern parliament are beginning to erode, being supplanted by a mixture of FK and RoI political parties standing in various elections, both sides of the notional border.

External border controls have been strengthened and immigration is based on a points system, according to various criteria. In consequence travel & trade between FK/RoI and the USA is much easier and has revitalised the longstanding cross-Atlantic links. The movement for establishing a global Anglosphere is gathering momentum accordingly.

Compulsory National Citizenship Service has been introduced, with civil and military variants at home and abroad. The latter is not necessarily combatant as RoI is a mutual partner in the scheme and thus there is an option for UN peacekeeping duties.

… and the ruling Conservative & Federalist Party folk in England and their counterparts in the other home nations also done summink about education , health, crime, political correctness ‘n other fings to free the spirit and enthusiasm of a populace that never had it so good before.

QED

cityboozer

Bravo, salieri!

Nicholas

Cameron Exposed: the word is decimated and it means one in ten executed.

I've got one to add:

Education; correct spelling

Patrick, London

Energy independence

Now that would be worth going for in a big way.

MadCobbler

The year is 2015

Our Armed Forces: Well Funded and Standing Proud

Borders: Secured.

Police: Free from Paperwork.

Jails: Newly Built

Domestic Terror Threat: Reduced

Energy Independence: On Target

Government Waste: Down

Taxes: Helping the Family

Welfare: Helping the Genuinely needy.

Health: Well Managed and free from targets.

Education: Independent.

The Party that delivered this? The Conservative Party. Their Leader? David Cameron.

Steve Green (Daily Referendum Blog).

Local A&E wards still open.

Local Maternity wards still open.

Local Police station re-opened at night.

Labour's money eating black hole turned into a bright star of hope.

Return of discipline in schools and respect in society.

Happy and well equipped armed forces.

More prisons and real sentences.

GeoffH

"NHS desimated (sic)"

10% staff cuts would be about right - properly targeted, of course, amongst all those out-reach and diversity monitoring officers.

Fred Kite

Police on the street
A united kingdom
Bureaucrats serving the people
BBC tht is forced to give both sides of issues

Sepoy Agent

The Big Brother state rolled back.
Children enjoying childhood rather than trying to be mini adults.
Good schools where children are taught academic subjects, and where good behaviour and respect are demanded.
Those who are more technically minded receiving vocational training from craftsmen, and vocational qualifications respected.
The freedom, dignity and privacy of the individual recognized and honoured.

Frank Pulley.

Gerard Vanderleun waxes fluent on this type of political bullshit on American Digest blog:

http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/american_studies/the_perpetual_m.php

As Bruce Forsythe said on This Week tonight, the Septics are much better at this sorta thang.

MadCobbel Fan

AS per MadCobbler, with one addition..

First 25k of pensioners incomes tax free.

Alf Tupper

Our own young people, sufficiently educated and trained to make their contribution; rather than the constant influx of cheap, foreign workers.

Dirty Jim

Pigs taking flight

Ian C

Gov't on track for 30% of the economy by 2020

Anyone below average wage pays no Income tax.

End of pay as you go Pension and Healthcare by 2025.

Varied suppliers of Health and Education in motion.

DVLA closed (1500 jobs off our backs) and all car taxes based on usage not ownership.

Zero tolerance to crime, including drugs use.

Drug addicts will have one year left to get clean or go to rehab-jails until they are.

Rex Burr

Houses for sale at a price that reflects their cost of construction, not market greed.
(Is there no concern for future generations?)

Drew Belobaba

The United Kingdom 2013

The government deficit - bigger than ever

Labour's spending proposals - adhered to.

Taxes - read my lips no new tax cuts ('til the end of our next term)

Education - everything's fine, honest!

The NHS - hey they don't call us Blue Labour for nothing!

john williams

State has been rolled back - not without some pain as thousands of quangos, government agencies and national regional and local council administration levels are wound up leaving 3m temporarily unemployed. However this has been eased by the dramatic surge in the economy at savage tax cuts boost the economy and encourage inward investment. Schools revitalised as per Gove proposals and all targets about "higher education" are scrapped. People encouraged to take appropriate training for their skills and aspirations. All degrees in "Robbie Williams or "The impact of David Beckham's tatoos on contemporary thought" abolished. Anyone unable to use the apostrophe correctly unable to get more than a manual job. National service resumed. All prison sentences are now what it says on the tin - no parole.100 mph speed limit on motorways when traffic and conditions allow. Conservaties select candidates who have had previous real jobs - an end to the culture of career politicians. BBC TV cut back to News, Sport and BBC 1&2. New parliament created in Milton Keynes hailed as biggest boost to the economy for 100 years and responsible for reducing housing prices and traffic in London by 20% to wide benefit. Westminster now used solely for ceremonial occasions. The rail network has been transformed with vast investment in TGV style route improvements brought in with new quick planning laws. UK no longer part of the EU as presently constituated but a Swiss-style partner with benefits to all. The total freeze on immigration has been seen to be a good short term measure and a new much harder points system is now to be introduced. All planning in the South East apart from around the new Thames Estuary International Airport has been abandoned to allow a breathing space. Abandonment of the Human Rights Act has allowed religious fanatics of all faiths to be controlled. Positive action to encourage integration of the various faiths in hot spot areas via the arts and sport has resulted in greater understanding. Ben Anslie has lead Team GB to victory in the America's Cup!