We'll go on getting bad results
James Forsyth 10:52am
Try as I might I can’t get overly excited about Wimbledon—I’m more of a football and cricket man. So Boris Johnson’s column this morning on why England under-achieve at football caught my eye. Here’s the nub of his argument:
we should now launch a merciless Kulturkampf against every feature of modern Britain that is inimical to our competitive success. We should summon up our courage and tell our ballooning children to put down their beastly PlayStations and go and play outside. We should encourage them to walk or cycle to school. We should stop the sale of school playing fields. We should finally abandon the ethic of "all must have prizes".
I’d agree with all this but I’d add something else: players receive the trappings of success before they have actually achieved anything. Kieron Dyer is a classic example of this. He’s never won a domestic trophy or scored a goal for his country but when he’s fit he swans around in white boots, gets bolshy when asked to play out of position and generally acts as if he deserves to be treated like a proven world-class performer which he is not.
Dyer is far from alone in this. As Stephen says, can you imagine an English Cesc Fabergas not going into a strop if he was asked to sit on the bench for most of the tournament? The brutal truth is that even if England had qualified for the European Championship we would have made little impact. Clive is right that it is hard to imagine us beating any of the 16 teams apart from Greece and, perhaps, Romania.



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Three Lions
July 1st, 2008 11:25am Report this commentCome on the Germans were average. If we had had a decent coach we could have gone all the way. Ferdinand, Gerrard and Rooney is not a bad spine for any team.
THX1138
July 1st, 2008 11:54am Report this comment"Libertarian" Boris telling us what to do we could certainly do with less of that.
As for ballooning seems to be plenty of ballooning of the Johnson waistline going on & children playing outside in London, well I suppose they would get plenty of exercise running away from the muggers, stabbers; dodging the loony minicab drivers & yummy mums on mobiles driving 4X4's on the school run & dashing across the pedestrian crossings Boris is going to phase against them.
On Saturday night another kid was stabbed to death not half a mile from my home that's what he should be sorting out rather than prattling on about the England football team of which he knows nothing in a column he shouldn't be writing.
After the train wreck of his Today programme interview you would have thought that it would have dawned on him that running LDN needs attention to detail no some lase fair it will be alright on the night attitude; I can wing it; someone else will sort it I don't do detail attitude he appears to adopting now.
Remember Lady T used scare the pants of her Ministers by being better informed of the detail on their depts that they were, that's what Boris needs a bit more of that attitude me thinks.
Charles
July 1st, 2008 11:56am Report this commentThe brutal truth is that we're not talking about deficiencies at the foot end of the body. Teamwork needs finking skils.
Adam McNestrie
July 1st, 2008 11:58am Report this commentI don’t like this recurrent argument that swirls around tennis. Apparently the LTA is willing to offer a great, big sinecure to any halfway decent sixteen year-old thereby delivering to them exactly what it is that they ought to be striving to get through their tennis. The answer to Britain’s lack of sporting success is to introduce an austere Spartan regime of wooden beads, worn-out trainers and unheated houses to make the promised land of material success seem that much sweeter by contrast.
This seems like a commonsense nonsense to me. For one thing, it implies that the driving motivation of the sportsman is the desire for a certain lifestyle.
To read more of my views go to my blog, Just who the hell are we?, on wordpress.com at:
http://adammcnestrie.wordpress.com/
Ann
July 1st, 2008 12:32pm Report this commentNumberplate, take a chill pill. All this shouting is bad for your blood pressure.
Sir Buffy de Vere Spoofington
July 1st, 2008 12:35pm Report this commentBoris is exactly right on this. Cracking idea. All it needs is a catchy title. How about "Strength Through Joy"? And we could make the children who refuse to conform wear little stars. That'll shew the blighters, eh?
THX1138
July 1st, 2008 12:38pm Report this commentAnn- Actually that was quite a calm rant but I admit it does read back a bit shouty, now your rants are always a tour de force & pleasure.
Water
July 1st, 2008 12:38pm Report this commentWe need a Labour vs Tory 5 aside I'd like to see how Boris fares.
Nicholas
July 1st, 2008 12:38pm Report this commentSir Buffy: Sshh! You'll be giving Herr Braun ideas for another comeback.
Travis Bickle
July 1st, 2008 12:48pm Report this commentThe sad thing about all this is that if as many of our children were being brought in true poverty as Mr Brown announces in his weekly Tractor Production Figures then we'd actually see the sort of top sporting figures emerge as we do in countries where there really is child poverty. That is their motivation to make something of their lives, meanwhile we have stopped bringing up our youngsters to believe that it is OK to be a winner, for fear of labelling others as losers. Similarily generations are now being raised knowing full well they need never do an honest day's work in their entire lives, cruelty by "kindness" indeed.
jim aldridge
July 1st, 2008 12:52pm Report this commentAs much I like Boris I wish he'd stick to politics.
Fergus Pickering
July 1st, 2008 2:43pm Report this commentWhy shouldn't Boris say what he likes?
jim aldridge
July 1st, 2008 2:59pm Report this commentI never said he shouldn't say what he likes; I just prefer it when he sticks to politics. Also he is in a position of influence now, saying what he likes may land him in a spot of trouble (a tiny bit of constraint is sometimes advisable).
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