Ancient & Modern

18 April 2009

Damian McBride, the latest spawn of the Campbell, has notable forebears in the infamous delatores, or informers, of the Roman empire.

Damian McBride, the latest spawn of the Campbell, has notable forebears in the infamous delatores, or informers, of the Roman empire. They too worked with passionate servility to suck up to the emperor of the day by bringing to his attention those who might be considered dangerous to him. A trumped-up charge of treason would be brought against the victim, followed as often as not by his exile or death, an invitation to commit suicide being the preferred option.

The great historian Tacitus sketches the typical delator for us in the person of Caepio Crispinus. He was assistant to the governor of Bithynia, Marcus Granius Marcellus, and brought an accusation of treason against him. Tacitus comments: ‘Caepio embarked on a career subsequently popularised in these wretched times by men’s complete lack of shame. Broke, unheard-of, restive, he wormed his way by secret recommendations into the emperor Tiberius’s grim confidence. Soon anyone of any standing was at his mercy. His ascendancy over one man was equalled only by the disgust of everyone else. His was the precedent that enabled others to crawl out of beggary into riches, to inspire dread instead of contempt, to destroy others — and finally themselves.’

Tacitus goes on to describe examples of the activities of these gutter crawlers, many of whom gained estates and high office from their efforts. Tiberius was careful to protect them, too. He specifically warned one highly successful delator, Fulcinius Trio, not to overstep the mark: he must not let his impetuous enthusiasm for the cause ruin his gift for bringing people to book, he tells him. Trio got the message. He next turns up in Tacitus as consul. But he did not last. He secretly aligned himself with one Sejanus, who was planning a coup against the ailing emperor. The plot was uncovered, and Trio was implicated. Before the delatores could get to him, he committed suicide.

One idly wonders from under what stone McBride will crawl next, to emerge into what high office of state? He has already shown great promise in the slavish service of his master. It would be a tragedy for Gordon Brown and his team to lose such a faithful servant at this early stage in so loyal and promising a muck-spreading career. After all, they can be absolutely confident of one thing — he won’t be caught again.

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