Standing Room

27 June 2009

Sarah Standing wonders what has happened to our universities

Logging on to a university homepage I noticed that the first thing it flags up — breaking news — is that they’re installing a £56,000 digital satellite TV system which will ‘transform’ the way students access multilingual news and information from around the world. Apparently the purchase of Exterity IPTV represents the Language Centre’s biggest-ever investment in technology for learning and teaching since it was established in 1994 and is ‘available to staff and students registered with the self-access area, who use it to improve their foreign language skills’. Personally I would have used the word ‘within’ as opposed to ‘registered with’ but hey, what do I know? I finished my formal education at 18 and opted out of becoming a Mistress of the Universe.

According to one campus academic, ‘you can even pause live TV, so it’s ideal if you want to stop and have a discussion part way through.’ Wow. I can now sleep easy knowing that all our poor little children schlepping off to university this September won’t be deprived of Sky+. God forbid any of them miss an episode of The Wire and have to add to their student loan by renting the boxed set from Blockbuster.

Beside this snippet of groundbreaking news is a smiley snapshot of faculty members gazing in awe at their computer screens. Their office is a monument to Heal’s circa 1970 — varnished orange wood and strange, multi-tiered desks that you can just tell came flat-packed and needed someone with a degree in engineering (and probably currently unemployed) to construct. I found it strangely depressing.

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James Delingpole

June 26th, 2009 6:30pm Report this comment

Hear hear, Sarah

Elinor Pullen

June 29th, 2009 6:22pm Report this comment

Here. Here. My sentiments exactly. Rather than third rate universities we need to beef up 1st rate trade schools with real jobs at the end as opposed to a stint at Starbucks.

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