In which Mrs Young reveals some very bad news that turns out to be very good

D Mill

Ah, you almost managed it - writing a column without mentioning Oxford. But it snuck in there at the end. Do you think that you'll forget you went there yourself unless you keep mentioning it? GET OVER IT, MAN!

Ann Taylor

Welcome to the real world Toby! We have 3 children and couldn't possible contemplate educating them privately. And why should we? We pay plenty of tax so that they can be educated by the state. They receive an excellent education and understand how the real world works already. They don't have to steal cars or wallets and will become productive members of society. Move out of London and get real!!

John T

Toby - You're very blessed. Personally I'm sickened by the clever-clogs control freaks who make sure the wife has grabbed that fantastic new promotion to a job she's no intention of doing, and they've carefully scheduled in the extended winter skiing hol and wealthy Great-Aunt Frieda has visited from LA, before the house is messed up with kids. How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.

Kate Pitrone

We had six children. The last three sneaked around our attempts at birth control. We home schooled when the educational alternatives looked bleak. "Might as well," I said, "Who could work with this lot to deal with." and it was good. Congratulations!

clarethegardener

You're so lucky Toby. I always wanted 4 but only managed two but children are much more interesting than money and you'll have lots of choice of homes in your old age.

Susie, in NZ (I claim to be your most geographically distant reader)

You don't know how lucky you are - yet, but perhaps it's gradually sinking in.
Lucky you, lucky Mrs Young, and the three wee youngs .....
Hope all goes well for the lot of you. Book yourself in for a snip 4 months after the newest's arrival, Toby.

Pia Santos

Don't be silly Toby, children are a blessing. You'll manage. Congratulations to you and your wife.

Phil Blackman

As in Monty Python's Meaning of Life you could, perhaps, sell them for scientific research.

hillcrestboy

Good to see that TY is going to be forced to educate his kids using the systems his father and others foisted on the rest of us. Welcome to the meritocracy.

Michael Conway

Many congratulations, Toby. Marriage, four children - we'll make a Catholic out of you yet. (No doubt, when the children come of school age). Kind regards and auld lang syne from Punch days, Mike.