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Status Anxiety: The Etonian difference

3 September 2011

Next Friday, Boris Johnson will officially open the West London Free School. I’m particularly pleased that the ribbon is being cut by a former editor of this magazine.

Next Friday, Boris Johnson will officially open the West London Free School. I’m particularly pleased that the ribbon is being cut by a former editor of this magazine. Not only is The Spectator my longest-standing employer and my spiritual home — I’ve been a columnist for 13 years — but many of the ideas that have informed the set-up of the school were first rehearsed in these pages. It’s also appropriate in another respect, because it was encountering Boris at Oxford that first made me aware of the huge gulf between the private and state education sector.
When I first arrived at the university from a north London grammar school in 1983, I considered myself quite advanced. Not only had I seen something of the world, having travelled in the Middle East, I had started a school magazine. I had even appeared as an extra in the film version of Another Country. I thought I’d have no problem scaling the dreaming spires.

Then I met Boris. I first set eyes on him at a freshers’ debate at the Oxford Union and, to all intents and purposes, he was the man you see today. It was if he had already mastered the art of public speaking several years earlier and gone a step beyond, adding a layer of befuddlement in order not to appear too polished. He seemed at least 25 years older than me — a fully formed personality, comfortable in his own skin. Watching his total command of the audience, I realised I’d never be able to compete.

It wasn’t just Boris. Two years later, David Cameron arrived and I was immediately struck by his bottomless well of self-confidence. Nearly all the products of major public schools I encountered at Oxford possessed this savoir-faire. Any trace of the children they had once been had vanished. They were ready to take on the world, many of them with career paths already mapped out. They weren’t just more sophisticated than me, they seemed to belong to a different species.

In part, this was attributable to their privileged upbringings. ‘There was a constant supply of sugary homemade lemonade and fresh sandwiches and chocolate cake,’ an ex-girlfriend of David Cameron’s reported, describing his home in Berkshire.

But to a great extent it was attributable to their education. At Britain’s best public schools, children don’t merely learn how to conjugate Greek verbs, they’re taught how to be successful adults as well. I don’t just mean they’re taught manners — though God knows that’s important — I mean they’re told how to win friends and influence people. At Eton this is referred to as ‘oiling’ and I imagine there are other words to describe the same thing at similar schools. Politics isn’t on the curriculum — it’s the sort of soft subject that’s only taught in the state sector — but it’s the no. 1 extra-curricular activity. Most of the public schoolboys I met at Oxford had spent the previous five years clambering over one another in an effort to become the president of this and the captain of that. As a result, they’d mastered the art of self-advancement.

The products of state schools, by contrast, were utterly clueless. We might be able to recite the periodic table and quote Shakespeare, but we were complete innocents when it came to politics. Like flies to wanton boys were we to gods like Boris and Dave.

This is the reason why the products of public schools still dominate the professions. Only 7.3 per cent of the UK population attend independent schools up to GCSE level, yet, according to the Sutton Trust, 75 per cent of judges, 70 per cent of finance directors, 45 per cent of top civil servants and 32 per cent of MPs have been privately educated. They’ve been taught how to oil.

My main reason for getting involved in education is because I want to close this gap. At the West London Free School, we intend to produce a little army of high-achievers who can oil with the best of them. We want to take children who aren’t from privileged backgrounds, make sure they do well enough to get into top universities, and, just as important, give them the confidence to take on the next generation of Borises and Daves.

I hope that among our first 120 pupils who’ll be sitting there next week, gazing up at the blond god as he wields the giant scissors, will be a young man from one of the neighbouring housing estates who goes on to become the Mayor of London.

Toby Young is associate editor of The Spectator.

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Jam

September 1st, 2011 12:37pm Report this comment

been following your journey, wish u every success, very exciting!

Nick Peters

September 1st, 2011 1:29pm Report this comment

Well done and good luck, Toby, and to all your collaborators in this exciting project.

mike99

September 1st, 2011 1:35pm Report this comment

You've said elsewhere that 500 children applied. How did you choose the final 120?

thanks, Mike

Persemillion

September 1st, 2011 4:32pm Report this comment

So what Toby is saying is that it's more important to be posh and ambitious than it is to be bright or intelligent. I hope to God he never goes within 100 miles of my children's education in that case.

Andrew Mitchell

September 3rd, 2011 1:51pm Report this comment

Toby. FYI Politics is taucht at Eton - as it is at St Paul's, Westminster and elsewhere. Not seen as a 'soft' subject either by the major independent schools, or by the top universities. Taught well it's a great preparation for PPE at Oxford, Durham, LSE etc. You should consider it for the curriculum at the WLFS!!

D Short

September 8th, 2011 9:58am Report this comment

What's so posh and privileged about lots of sandwiches and chocolate cake washed down by lashings of sugary lemonade?

Is it because a nanny or governess prepares the childish feasts?

Insatiable Angst

September 8th, 2011 10:23am Report this comment

The Blond God?

’Scuse me while I puke.

Herbert Thornton

September 8th, 2011 6:36pm Report this comment

Toby's description of Etonians and their like as having a 'bottomless well of self confidence' is very evocative of the few of them I have met.

The only others I have encountered with similar attributes have been products of the Sorbonne. Their wells of self confidence - it seemed to me - were not just bottomless, but overflowing.

D Short

September 9th, 2011 6:17pm Report this comment

At least (some of) the people who attended the Sorbonne have got their on merit and not on the back of Daddy's cheque book (that was the case with Cameron at Eton, though not Johnson).

And it is the same with the attendees of the elite ecoles polytechniques in France.

We had a brief experiment with allowing the hoi polloi to rise above their estate, but that was stopped by various middle and upper-middle class people of both main parties, lest they and their children got thrown off the top rungs of the ladder they think is theirs of right.

Bring on the tumbrils and the guillotine.

Graphite

September 11th, 2011 9:16pm Report this comment

Andrew Mitchell
September 3rd, 2011 1:51pm

FYI Politics is taucht at Eton

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By a Scotsman, apparently.

Johnjohn

September 12th, 2011 10:02pm Report this comment

What a servile article! Is this your idea of educating children? Will you be promoting other public school vices?

Janet

September 13th, 2011 5:15pm Report this comment

Aristophanes had a different take on "oiling". A character in The Clouds, extolling the virtues of a traditional education, says that these virtuous boys never applied oil below the belt.

I am, therefore, a little concerned about the link suggested here between "oiling", "flies to wanton boys" and a little army staring up at a blond god wielding a big pair of scissors.

Rick

October 7th, 2011 3:06pm Report this comment

It's not just that they've been taught how to oil. They also have the benefits of nepotism and a class solidarity that the working class lost decades ago.

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