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Facebook versus MySpace is just how the Web 2.0 world expresses U and non-U

29 September 2007

Toby Young on the social angst of online networking

In spite of being an early adopter of Facebook, I have never been paid this compliment. At one stage, I seriously considered creating a fake ‘Toby Young’ profile myself, but then I realised that the ‘Toby Young’ in question wouldn’t be someone masquerading as me — it would be me. The only solution would be to pay someone else to do the pretending — which would be a bit like paying someone to stalk you. I know of several photographers who have been hired by D-list celebrities to follow them around all evening, masquerading as paparazzi, but, as yet, no Web 2.0 entrepreneur has started a fake internet identity business.

I may have more luck on MySpace. According to Danah Boyd, MySpace users are people who were ‘socially ostracised at school’. When I was at school, I set up an organisation called ‘A Sensible Approach to Nuclear Questions’ that was designed to antagonise left-wing CND types. The trouble is, this was in 1979 and everyone at the school, apart from me, fell into that category. At heart, I’m a ‘subaltern’ rather than a ‘hegemonic’ and I should stop pretending otherwise.

Toby Young is associate editor of The Spectator.

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DD

September 28th, 2007 11:57pm Report this comment

Spot on.

Toby Young

October 9th, 2007 8:30pm Report this comment

You nearly had me there!

tony kirkwood

December 21st, 2007 12:25pm Report this comment

Toby Hi, do you have Alex de Silva's facebook address love and happy crimbo tony

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