‘To be honest, she’s a bit young for me. She looked older in her online profile.’
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‘Over there, please.’
‘Jack, who wanted to be known as Jill,
and Jill, who wanted to be known as Jack,
went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.’
‘We’ve come to see the changing
of the wallpaper.’
‘Me? Oh, I’m in advertising.’
‘I’m sorry, kids, but we’ve entered
a new world order where Mummy
and Daddy are very miserable…’
‘Woah! Spoiler alert.’
‘Purpose of visit?’
‘Farage deserves a peerage for challenging
the establishment elite.’
