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Wednesday, 7th May 2008

Another victory for Cameron at PMQs

Fraser Nelson 1:45pm

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Another good show from Cameron and dismal one from Brown. Perhaps I’m growing too sensitised to this, but his half-truths and (in this case) outright lies really jump out at me. Cameron seemed to mock him dismissively – perhaps worse than attacking him. Here are my highlights.

Cameron started with “Bendy Wendy” and her well-documented support for a referendum on Scottish independence. “That is not what she has said,” said Brown. Cameron at least had the quote handy – though he missed out the crucial “it’s time for him to put up or shut up”. Cameron quoted her saying “’I don’t fear the verdict of the Scottish People. Bring it on” – what else could that possibly mean? It’s not leadership if no one is following him.” Anyone who has read Wee Wendy’s interview would be staggered at Brown’s blatant misrepresentation of her case. Simply incredible.

When Brown reprised his new attack line: “slick salesman”, Cameron let rip. “We all know his brilliant salesmanship, this is the man who sold gold at the bottom of the market. He has nothing to sell and he’s useless at selling it. This is the Prime Minister who went on American Idol with more make up on than Barbara Cartland. The PM who sits in No10 waiting for Shakira to call, waiting for George Clooney to come to tea. I’ve got a bit of advice for him – why doesn’t he give up the PR and start being a PM.” This was, perhaps deliberately, an inversion of an earlier Brown attack line “he can go for his big PR, and I'll get on with being PM”

Brown replies: “This is the man who tries to lecture us on presentation. Who tried to lecture us on style. Because there is no substance in any of his questions. The choice is between a government that has raised the minimum wage and a Conservative Party that opposed the minimum wage. A government that has taken a million children out of poverty and a Conservative Party that trebled poverty. 

Now, it is a lie to say one million children have been lifted out of poverty.. Even if you take Labour’s narrow definition you get to 600,000 children whose parents’ income have risen above the threshold of 60% of the median income. Rounding this up to a single digit is more than just an outrageous exaggeration. It is misleading MPs, as contrary to the Commons rules. Unless Brown can justify his figure, he should be made to come up the House to clarify and apologise.

And so the Brownies continue. When challenged on petrol prices, Brown (who has never taken his driving test) came out with this gem. “We are doing what we can to work with Opec to bring the price of oil down ”. As he said, petrol is averaging 110p a litre. But 66p of this is Treasury tax, which he could reduce in a whisker (latest AA price report here).

When asked why he took the job, Brown said ““I’m looking forward to creating more jobs in my country”. Shame the HM Treasury official forecast is for rising unemployment. And government doesn’t create jobs, the best it can do is shift them from the free economy to the state sector.

Another. Brown referred to Wendy Alexander as “the leader of the Labour Party in Scotland.” He may be surprised to know that the leader of the Labour Party in Scotland is one G.Brown. If I am familiar with this weird constitutional point, he certainly should be. Wee Wendy is just the parliamentary leader of the Labour MSPs.

David Chaytor chirped up with this line: “In Bury North there is a job for almost everyone able and willing to work.” Britain, too, has 660,000 vacancies – Labour’s problem is paying people not to do these jobs, hence Labour policies spawn worklessness. At the last count, Bury North has 1,190 on jobseekers allowance (presumable able and willing to work) plus 4,570 on incapacity benefit, 880 out-of-work lone parents on income support and a total of 8,250 on out-of-work benefits. A small fraction of the 5.2m.

In Daily Politics afterwards, the ex Scotland Office minister Brian Wilson have us his thoughts of Wendygate. A Cabinet member was on Newsnight Scotland last night, he said, and said the government was behind this. And Wendy defying her mentor Brown? As Wilson rather wonderfully put it “The plausibility of these two individuals having developed different policies on this particular subject is not strong.” I always thought Wilson (who stood down at the last election) was too good for politics.

P.S. Many were surprised last week when Cameron lead on 42 days rather than an election theme. I subsequently found out the thinking was to deny Brown a pre-election final answer which may have made the evening news.

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Ethan Hurlington

May 7th, 2008 2:34pm

Loving the Brownies! (well, not them, but your reporting of them...Brownies are the 1,000 paper cuts that will eventually bring about Browns downfall...I hope!) But it does beg the question, why doesn't a Conservative MP ask Brown to clarify the 1 million/600,000 children out of poverty issue? Seems like an open goal to me...

Liz Upton

May 7th, 2008 3:10pm

To be completely fair (although it pains me), Brown does only have compromised sight in one eye, which makes taking a driving test a bit...awkward. All the same, the £1.45 per litre diesel in Kirkcaldy was all over the news last week, so you would have hoped he'd have made a little note in that big bundle of papers and Post-it notes he hauls around with him.

Paul B

May 7th, 2008 3:20pm

I agree Ethan, why doesn`t anyone ask that question? All I can think of, is that there has been a tactical decision and they (Tory CO) are deliberately waiting their big moment. Which is fine, but it runs the risk of the truth, that if a lie is repeated often enough, then it become excepted fact and as a consequence, trying to disprove the lie, becomes harder.

Good to see DC jabbing Brown with the gold sales point, to quote Corp` Jones, " he doesn`t like it up him" The ill concealed anger & frustration is plain to see on Browns face, its going to be fun when he erupts.Mockery & derision
is the way forward with man.

mart

May 7th, 2008 3:59pm

Ethan, I agree. This should be what Parliament, and specifically PMQs, should be about.

CS

May 7th, 2008 4:02pm

Seems pretty obvious to me that, if Cameron says "It's not 1,000,000 it's 600,000" then he's just publicly admitted that the government has lifted 600,000 children out of poverty.

CS

May 7th, 2008 4:09pm

What I would like to see more of, when Brown trots out his other cliché of "You voted against XYZ" if for Cameron to say "we voted against it because it was a crap idea" rather than just ignoring it.

"You claim to be tough on crime but you voted against bereavement counselling for drug dealers."

"We voted against bereavement counselling for drug dealers because it was a bloody stupid idea which did nothing to tackle crime".

David

May 7th, 2008 4:19pm

In Spectator speak when does a Brownie become a Brownie? Does it only qualify when he says it in Parliament? Or does any interview count - for instance
his interview with Adam Boulton on Sunday (still accessible on the Boulton blog).

In this interview Brown asserted that the IFS figure of
5.2 million (affected by the 10p tax rate removal) was
"not true".

He was also challenged that vehicle excise duty increase
"would be hitting people more broadly". Brown`s reply:
"majority are no worse off or better off". I do not believe this to be a true statement; I think it deserves some Fraser Nelson forensic analysis. He said it was to encourage fuel efficiency and low carbon emissions. But I have read that the Treasury only expect it to reduce CO2 emisions by 1%. This measure smells like another
stealth tax - ordure masquerading as compost.

David

May 7th, 2008 4:33pm

CS, how I wish the Conservatives had done that when Blair got a 2-year free run on the "soft on crime" Tories for not voting for the Criminal Justice Act. It's a turd that mucks up the evidence laws, alongside many other things. I just wish IDS/Howard had thrown back what a slab of nonsense it really was.

Edward

May 7th, 2008 4:48pm

You think you've got rid of one lot of smug self-satisfied pols and another lot assume their place. Fraser Nelson is becoming the Tory Party's answer to Jackie Ashley. These posts are beginning to make Punch and Judy look subtle and nuanced.

John Page

May 7th, 2008 5:05pm

Interesting to see the gold sale popping up again. One of my umbrellablog colleagues pointed out that the gold sale also featured in Liam Fox's soundbite on Marr's programme on Sunday rubbishing Brown. Looks like we'll be hearing it a lot ... the Tories remembering the saying that when you're totally bored with repeating a line, that's the point at which it's just starting to get through.

molesworth 1

May 8th, 2008 12:00am

I notice that Cameron did not even mention last week's election results, largely because he had enough other targets. Mainly thanks to Bendy Wendy Cameron did not have to rely on crowing about the drubbing Labour received at the ballot-box to land some body-blows. Now that is some sub-text. I think he is keeping his powder dry for Crewe & Nantwich.

Jessica

May 8th, 2008 5:10pm

Loved the Barbara Cartland joke! Thought Cameron easily won today.

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