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T5 part one

Saturday, 5th April 2008

I'll have a lot more to say about Terminal Five later, but now that I'm in it - I write this in the immigration queue - here's my first point.

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I'll have a lot more to say about Terminal Five later, but now that I'm in it - I write this in the immigration queue - here's my first point.

The announcements are all made by a recording with a heavy foreign accent - Dutch, I think.

Why? Heathrow is a British airport and T5 is for BRITISH Airways.

Mind you, given the shocking state of things I've seen - nothing to do with baggage handling - I'm not surprised. More follows...

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Kevyn Bodman

April 5th, 2008 6:22pm

Immigration queue.
I guess you are British. Don't you resent standing in a queue to return to your own country?
I do.

I'm an expat.
When I fly into LHR in a few days time what should my reply be if the immigration officer asks me how long I'll be in Britain.(I've never been asked.)

About 20 years ago a colleague of mine was asked that question and answered 'As long as I damn well please.'

What do you think the reaction of officialdom would be to that answer nowadays?

Verity

April 5th, 2008 7:18pm

If it's a Dutch accent, it may be an Indonesian. In the eyes of the ranting left, anything's better than British.

Verity

April 5th, 2008 10:10pm

"- I'm not surprised. More follows ...".

Yes, but when?

jameshigham

April 6th, 2008 11:55am

I await the next instalment, Stephen.

Verity

April 6th, 2008 3:48pm

Whoahhhh! I can't stand the pace!

Dhimmier

April 6th, 2008 5:19pm

"The announcements are all made by a recording with a heavy foreign accent - Dutch, I think. Why? Heathrow is a British airport and T5 is for BRITISH Airways." Don't ask questions -- just celebrate the vibrancy! Or the thought police may come knocking.

Nick Biskinis

April 8th, 2008 12:54pm

Big deal if the announcer was Dutch. From experience the Dutch speak English better than the natives. In fact let the Dutch take over Heathrow so it could be more like Amsterdam Schiphol.

Verity

April 8th, 2008 3:30pm

I will bet you anything that if Stephen has correctly identified the accent as Dutch, the speaker will have been Indonesian. This is all part of BA's hatred of nationality and love of multiculturalism, as identified by the splashes of vomit on their tailfins a few years ago. BA hates Britain.

But not with anything like the intensity that I hate BA. The world's nastiest airline.

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