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Meet the real Joe Biden: Vice-President Plonker

8 November 2008

The scrutiny of Sarah Palin diverted attention from Obama’s running mate, says Freddy Gray. Biden is not that popular, a ‘gaffe machine’, and he eats Snickers bars in one mouthful

It has become fashionable to blame Sarah Palin for John McCain’s election defeat. Sure, say Washington insiders, Palin invigorated the conservative base — add contemptuous sneer — but she alienated the independents and undecideds. The God-fearing mother-governor of Alaska was not fit for high office. Her television performances were an international embarrassment. In choosing Palin as his vice-presidential candidate, McCain proved that he was over-impulsive, cynical, foolhardy.

All true to an extent. It should be recognised, however, that Senator Joseph Biden, the man who will now be sworn in as vice-president in January, is just as disastrous a public figure as Sarah Palin. In fact, he might be worse.

At times during the campaign, the two vice-presidential candidates seemed to be vying to outdo each other in a stupidity contest. The six-term Senator used his experience to come out on top. She didn’t know what the Bush Doctrine was; he confessed that Hillary Clinton would make a better vice-president than him. She could only name one Supreme Court decision. But he said that the most important issue facing the middle class was ‘as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S. Jobs.’ Nobody could match Biden’s howler at a rally in Missouri, when he called out to State Senator Chuck Graham, a wheelchair-bound paraplegic, saying: ‘Stand up Chuck! Let ’em see ya!’

Obama cannot claim that he was not warned. The press has long known about the ‘gaffe machine’ Senator from Delaware. Last year, Biden found himself grovelling to the liberal establishment after he said of Obama: ‘I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.’ (Italics mine).

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Non Person

November 6th, 2008 12:20pm Report this comment

Indeed. Breathtaking, almost epic stupidity. What could be going through such a person's head? But he's a pitiable figure, Freddy Gray, not least for choosing the diminutive "Freddy" when other forms are available.

Proposing that an otherwise sentient being could be a worse potential head of state than the Alaskan ... well, poor Freddy. He fancies himself a wit and needs a hook. The reader asks for one to yank him from the stage.

Augustus

November 6th, 2008 12:35pm Report this comment

There was certainly something creepy about droves of irate women in lock-step blasting Sarah Palin, when very few of these critics could have emerged from small-town Alaska with an intact marriage and five children to run the state of Alsaka. So the world discovered that the media knows nothing about the nature of wisdom, how it is found, or indeed how it is to be adjudicated. For two months Palin was demonized as a dunce because she did not, in the fashion of the class toady with his hand constantly up in the front row, impress in flash-card recall the glasses-on-the-nose Charlie Gibson, or the clenched-tooth Katie Couric.

Meanwhile Ol' Joe Biden could not just get away with the occasional gaffe, he could say things so outrageous, so silly and empty that, had they come out of the mouth of Sarah Palin, she would have long ago been forced to step aside from the ticket.

One can never know if Sarah Palin would have made a good vice president. But by the standard of Barack Obama's choice of Joe Biden as a running mate, she is wise and ethical far beyond his measure.

Poppy

November 6th, 2008 7:52pm Report this comment

Having spent the last month in DC, it is great to hear someone profile Biden, the vice president elect who seems to have been almost absent in the run up to tuesday's election, especially when you consider the incessant coverage of Palin.

He sounds like someone's slightly embarrassing uncle with tourettes that everyone tries to ignore.

Lets hope Obama can keep him under control.

Lillian

November 6th, 2008 8:01pm Report this comment

it seems rather odd that you should feel the need to critisize another's name and yet clearly withhold your own.

Surely the point is not that palin would make a better vice president than biden but that they are both poor choices?

Non Person

November 7th, 2008 12:54am Report this comment

That’s Mr Person to you, Lillian.

Anyway, congratulations on your own name, your real name, and for revealing it. You’re made of stronger stuff than I. But I’ll still take Joe the Vice President over the Alaskan.

roger cooper

November 7th, 2008 3:11pm Report this comment

Poppy, what is so embarrassing about this uncle with his 'tourettes', whom everyone tries to ignore? I couldn't find 'tourette' in any English language dictionary I have, although many Americanisms are listed, so I turned to OUP's French dictionary, which glosses 'touret' as 'small wheel, polishing-wheel: reel, drum'. If I was at one of your parties and there was an elderly gentleman man with a few small polishing-wheels or drums, he'd be the first person I'd like to chat with. Can you enlighten us, please?

shark

November 7th, 2008 4:40pm Report this comment

Dust off the Tussauds clown. He's been living off the state for 35 years but he is waxed to perfection, nattily garbed and complete with extra hairpieces.

Scary!
He could by Prezzy one day.

David Short

November 8th, 2008 5:22pm Report this comment

I know the Spectator has vulgarized itself in the last few years, but I never thought I'd see the word 'plonker' used in it.

slinkybender

November 8th, 2008 10:23pm Report this comment

roger cooper --

See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourette_syndrome

Ray

November 10th, 2008 9:11am Report this comment

The man makes Sarah Palin look like an intellectual giant.

jackw

November 11th, 2008 2:11am Report this comment

Ummm... worse thn Sarah Plin? Please. Knows the issues but shoots his mouth of. That's Biden. And to think he will be overly storng in a Barack Obama/Rahm Emmanuel White House is way wrong. I only quote James Forsyth when I say "Washington will be a lonely place for any Democrat who crosses the Obama White House". It's only the truth.

Mark Solomon

November 12th, 2008 6:23pm Report this comment

Well done Freddy, all you journalists are starting to see the negatives about Obama (eg his VP is worse than Sarah Palin would have been!) but some of us knew all of this BEFORE the election but none of you so-called 'professionals' would print anything negative when it mattered.

You also fail to mention that Biden's foreign policy 'expertise' has left him on the wrong side of most issues and that had his approach to the USSR been followed that country would still be around today. And how can you forget Biden's first Presidential campaign in 1988, when he had to withdraw after being found to have plagiarised the mightily impressive Neil Kinnock!! What judgement in a man so close to the button!

Personally, I would have felt safer with VP Palin although Obama's age and health should spare us!

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