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As Orwell warned, children now spy on adults

05 November 2008

Brendan O’Neill says that New Labour is deploying Maoist tactics to use children’s ‘pester power’ to crack down on the ‘eco-crimes’ and alleged anti-social behaviour of their parents

When I was a child, ‘pester power’ meant stamping one’s feet in a shop. It involved little more than begging one’s mum in an irritating voice for the latest He-Man action figure or for one of those unusually thick pink milkshakes from a place called ‘McDonald’s’. It was a feeble force, this alleged power of the pest, easily squished by a clip around the lughole or by that most ominous threat issued by mums-in-distress: ‘Just you wait until your dad gets home...’

How times have changed. Today, ‘pester power’ is a powerful political tool. The New Labour government is explicitly recruiting children to its climate change and respect agendas — its illiberal, conformist, thought-policing programmes of ‘good behaviour’ promotion — in the hope that they might, quote unquote, ‘use their pester power in a positive way: reminding grown-ups how to behave’. After coating Britain in CCTV cameras, the government is now nurturing a battalion of Child Spies, an army of ethically minded Veruca Salts, to harry and hector the badly behaved adults of 21st-century Britain.

Earlier this month the New York Times reported the emergence in New York of ‘pint-size eco-police’: ‘very environmentally conscious children’ who ‘pour scorn’ on their parents for everything from leaving the lights on to failing to sort their egg boxes from their bottle tops when recycling the weekly rubbish. Experts refer to them as an ‘army of eco-kids’ who have been ‘steeped in environmentalism at school, in houses of worship, through scouting and even via popular culture’.

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TDK

November 6th, 2008 10:50am Report this comment

You don't need to clip them round the ear.

The best way to deprogramme a green child is to give them what they want. Give then organic fruit complete with blemishes. Reduce power consumption by removing the TV, computer and games console.

Seriously. It is ironic that the list of antisocial behaviours that you list like graffiti, littering and wrecking bus shelters are carried out either disproportionately or entirely by the young. Those that do will not be afraid of the younger kids who threaten to tell on them either.

Fergus Pickering

November 6th, 2008 11:28am Report this comment

Well, all I can sayis thatchildren must have changed radically in the last fifteen years. My children and their riends were collectively born in fields, put on the heating gven half a chance, had the lights blazing like the Blackpool illuminations and watched television as if it were a new Olympic Sport. All the food they liked was rubbish (just like me forty years earlier) and as for social responsibility, that extended to saving the bleeding whales and nothing else. God bless them all. Oh, and they demanded to be taken to scholin the car because they didn't much like the class of children they came across on te bus. Neither did I, come to tnat.

Familiar Clown

November 6th, 2008 5:05pm Report this comment

Gosh, this gives a whole new meaning to the saying 'grow up!'

Wily Trout

November 6th, 2008 5:06pm Report this comment

Tell your kids that you think Green is 'cool' and they will never touch an organic fruit again.

Mark

November 9th, 2008 1:37pm Report this comment

It seems that at least some of the transgressions that children are being encouraged to report are those practised by teenagers and not adults.
“In 20 towns and cities, school kids were asked to design posters that challenge antisocial behavior. The winning designers were invited to sit in their local CCTV control rooms on the day that the truly Orwellian ‘talking cams’ were unveiled, from where they admonished citizens for littering, loitering, drinking and so on.”
The fast food litter, drunken rowdiness and even violence are behaviors that we could easily trade in exchange for nurturing a generation of stool pigeons.

euSSR GO HOME

November 10th, 2008 12:10am Report this comment

"A writer for the Guardian celebrates eco-pester power on the basis that children make ‘natural campaigners — no shades of grey, no nuanced arguments, just loads of passion and clarity’." .....Which is all about the ones who are natural liars, then; isn't it? We all know them: The ones who accuse other people of their own misdemeanours; or who expect rewards for the tales they tell; or who just plain delight in viciousness; and who devise ways to get what they want regardless of anybody or anything else. In my day, nobody pretended that children couldn't sometimes be very bad indeed.

Seems to me Christianity discouraged that sort of thing, admittedly with the aid of an occasional 'clip.' So did love, explanation, and good example. In spite of all, a few of the more cunning remained incorrigible, sometimes fooling their parents completely. They'll be the ones who grew up to be nEU politicians, I guess.

So, what'll happen when this lot are all trying for the same few jobs? What'll happen when their own little monsters grow up to 'pester' the ruthless ones themselves?

No prizes for truthful answers!!!

Ray

November 10th, 2008 9:38am Report this comment

Any chance of the Government channelling youth 'pester power' into encouraging their teenage peers to stop having sex and burdening the benefit system with under-age pregnancies?

Nope, thought not.

John Thomas

November 10th, 2008 2:38pm Report this comment

Ray - Whatever makes you think the (present) Government has any desire to limit people having sex, or prevent teenage pregnancies? What are the army of (Government-sponsored) sex-educators and abortionists for? Get real!

C Powell

November 12th, 2008 1:37pm Report this comment

Fergus: children are still like that, thank God. All this "green" nonsense is one big scam. If you really want to teach people to respect the environment and the wonders of nature, encourage them to garden. People will learn - all by themselves(!) - not to waste gas & electricity & petrol when they have to pay the bills. And that's it. No need for anything else.

But we all know that this is all about creating more non-jobs for people who get a kick about bossing others around.

john

November 12th, 2008 10:11pm Report this comment

One gets an image of these children's teachers. I love the expression 'Grolies': (Guardian Readers of Limited Intelligence in Ethnic Skirts). Now times are getting hard and we must account for ourselves. Perhaps evolution will one day breed these trolls' successors who will be able to think, spell, reason and understand their own culture. Future children may benefit and play at silly finger-wagging for no longer than they ever did,and with each other and in the corner of the playground.

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