Rod Liddle says that the internet is an anarchic expression of democracy, and should be treated as such. The same applies to emails sent between friends. Read them and use your common sense
There’s a UK-based internet site called Urban Dictionary and I’m lucky enough to warrant an entry on it. The text reads as follows: ‘Rod Liddle — an odious, untalented, bigoted, low-level Sunday Times journalist who engages in buggery with Nazis such as Nick Griffin.’ Or at least that’s some of it. Incredible, don’t you think? — all lies. Or mostly lies — God knows how they found out about the Nick Griffin stuff. Maybe Nick told them, hoping it would boost the profile of the BNP somehow. There’s some more stuff about how I don’t like the football team Crystal Palace, which makes me think it was written by a desolate, acne-ridden, suburban cybernerd who is himself a supporter of Surrey’s only league side. As a description of my good self it is at least partially correct — I do work for the Sunday Times and I am odious and bigoted and untalented — which puts the Urban Dictionary slightly ahead of Wikipedia for accuracy. My profile on the Wikipedia site, which is lauded for its democracy and commitment to facts, appears to have been written in committee by the Muslim Council of Britain, a former BBC colleague who once, unfortunately for the corporation, edited the Today programme, and a handful of militant atheists.
At first I was shocked by the Wikipedia stuff and set about editing it so some of the more egregious errors — mostly from the BBC person — might be expunged. But within a day or two the BBC person and the jihadis and the atheists had been hard at work and the profile was even more skewed and partisan and inaccurate than before. So I gave up meddling with my own profile and, having learned a lesson, started meddling with the profiles of people I hated as much as the BBC person hated me. I went into the profile of the footballer Cristiano Ronaldo and added the words ‘cheating Portuguese c***’ in every sentence and was delighted to see that my alterations remained in place for a week or so. From that I moved on — to Wikipedia’s profile of Harriet Harman which, unaccountably, omitted to mention the crucial point that she habitually performed unnatural sexual acts upon geese. And then I made up ever more fabulous stuff about Bono, Peter Mandelson, Patricia Hewitt, the ‘comedian’ Marcus Brigstocke, the pompous, midget, Tory-voting, fox-strangling restaurateur Anthony Worrall Thompson and, obviously, Rowan Williams. I think the Worrall Thompson entry is still up there; incredibly childish, I know. But you know the drill; you have a glass of wine, and then another, and then a third, nothing on TV, wife’s gone to bed — it’s time for Wikipedia.
Ah, the internet. A bunch of Fleet Street columnists were recently whining about the nasty comments they discovered about themselves online, or about the stuff they’d written. Believe me, there is no more self-important, narcissistic bunch of people than Fleet Street columnists, and I include myself in that description, although the blank-headed liberals are the worst. Apparently they were aghast that people were being quite beastly to them on their computers. Pre-eminent among the whingers was the Evening Standard’s Yasmin Alibhai-Brown who, while happy to inflict her self-regarding witless drivel upon the public every week, became unaccountably hurt when the public responded with nastiness. Not nearly nasty enough by my reckoning, but there we are. But the democratic nature of the internet, championed by all the metro-liberal hags and slags of Fleet Street for ‘giving ordinary people a voice’, is suddenly a hideous infraction of human rights when the guns of the public are turned upon them. Get a grip, will you.
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Peter
April 16th, 2009 5:57pm Report this commentThe trouble is it's not democracy at all. If people don't know what to believe, and if those with power, influence and access to the media say things enough times, then what is said becomes what is true, and there's no democracy involved at all.
Brian
April 16th, 2009 6:36pm Report this commentSurely not jealous, Rod?
Jabez Foodbotham
April 16th, 2009 7:14pm Report this commentI think you are being rather disingenuous by suggesting that the McBride-Draper Email exchanges are on a par with your late night scurrilious emendations of Wiki entries.
Just a jape, eh?
That was the initial Downing St line but it could not hold.
This was no jape, but the serious planning of malevolent smears.
What's in it for you to suggest otherwise?
teledu
April 16th, 2009 7:45pm Report this commentBloody Hell Rod! Are you trying to say that Gordon Brown ISN'T an alien lizard?
Bill Corr
April 16th, 2009 8:13pm Report this commentThat stuff about the Harperson and the geese is thrillingly exciting; rather endearing actually, like Leda and the swan. If we surf the zoophilian sites thoroughly will anything saucy show up?
The ridiculous Alibhai-Brown has a cameo role in the list of Peter Simple's 'Way of the World' characters on the notoriously inaccurate Wikipedia.
Actually, if it weren't for the 'net we wouldn't have heard of the weird New World Order murals at Denver International Airport or about the ongoing Common Purpose conspiracy.
KB
April 16th, 2009 8:15pm Report this commentWhat comes out of all this is how fantastically lazy and incurious the so-called 4th estate is. Guido, a citizen clad only in his pyjamas, has now taken three big beasts down. That should have been the job of journalists. But they've grown too complacent, happy to be spoon-fed pap by McBride and his like, indeed actively conpiring to kill the latest story.
It seems clear which way the wind is blowing for the MSM. You couldn't "man up" so you may as well bugger off now and let the semi-literate and scarcely even semi-accurate get on with real reporting.
David Gerard
April 16th, 2009 8:49pm Report this commentA note for you and all those with a problematic Wikipedia bio:
Biographies of living people are our biggest headache, for obvious reasons. But we do prefer to get stuff right rather than wrong.
It's usually considered unkosher for the subject of an article to edit it directly, but commenting on the talk page of the article is entirely in order. Listing third-party sources that you feel more closely reflect reality, so uninvolved editors can improve the article.
There's a useful guideline (note the cautionary example of the Petronella Wyatt article):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Autobiography
In cases of unacceptable rubbish in an article, the best thing to do is email info@wikimedia.org noting "Serious problem in Wikipedia article about me" - it's manned by volunteers around the world who are experienced in dealing with bad living bios. There's also a noticeboard for quick action:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:BLPN
I apologise on behalf of the editing community that your article isn't what you see as up to scratch. But we'd rather have it good than bad, and the subject's help in this is most welcomed!
David
April 16th, 2009 9:11pm Report this commentThe difference is that when Rod has his bottles (sorry glasses :) ) of wine in the evening and goes and messes with Wikipedia, we the taxpayers aren't paying him to do so (or for his wine, I presume!). This Labour twit was being paid as a "civil servant" to do something or other, not make up silly stories about Tory politicians. If Labour want to invent stuff about their opponents, they should pay for it themselves (oh hang on, they've next to no money....)
Fred Bauder
April 16th, 2009 9:18pm Report this commentThe proper thing is to leave a note on the talk page of the article on you. Vandalizing other articles just gets you kicked off. It takes some patience, but Wikipedia editors will, with some help from you, get it right. Well not right, but more or less conforming to what has been published about you.
Kevin
April 16th, 2009 10:37pm Report this commentIf it's defamatory, it shouldn't be written anywhere.
Cogito Ergosum
April 16th, 2009 10:52pm Report this comment"You read, you decide." Maybe, but that is not the same as proof.
mark
April 16th, 2009 11:27pm Report this commentWhats so good about democracy anyway its just tow wolves and a sheep voting on whats for lunch...
Trouble is with this whole sorry saga is people ie McBride being paid by us ie the taxpayer, to engage in the sort of mindless, attack dog style politics...
Adam
April 17th, 2009 12:35am Report this commentYou generalise about the Internet, but it is the source of information that is important. The Internet is merely a medium, and is not more or less intrinsically trustworthy than paper (as a medium). I am reading this article, and commenting on it, through the medium of the Internet. I trust that Rod Liddle wrote this piece because the source is one that I recognise. Some sites may approach anarchy and some may approach authority, the reader should decide which to trust.
Andy Nicholas
April 17th, 2009 1:36am Report this commentUnnatural sexual acts on geese? ahahahaha, Wikipedia, who can do without it!
Obnoxio The Clown
April 17th, 2009 8:50am Report this commentAre you the "Roger Liddle" mentioned in this article? If so, you can hardly be considered an impartial source of comment in this little matter.
ET
April 17th, 2009 9:30am Report this commentGordon - it's about time you phoned home - and followed it up with an extended visit.
Lucy PF
April 17th, 2009 12:00pm Report this commentWhat a pathetic attempt at excusing the emails by a Labour luvvie (oh the Tories are just as bad, it's all just silly japes, the blogger is a disagrace). But of course a cheater would side with the liars.
J
April 17th, 2009 12:54pm Report this commentThe internet is eating up local newspapers, spitting them out, and then doing a shit on them.
Grant Barrett
April 17th, 2009 3:41pm Report this comment"Urban Dictionary" is based in the US, not the UK.
GlenDragon
April 17th, 2009 4:13pm Report this commentThanks for your definition of Rod Liddle!
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.
It should appear on this page in the next few days:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rod%20Liddle
Urban Dictionary
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Rod Liddle
Rhyming slang for a 'piddle'.
"Hang around, will you, I'm desperate for a Rod Liddle."
jon livesey
April 18th, 2009 1:23am Report this commentI guess I see why they said "odious" but they missed "stupid".
The point, you moron, is that this filth was composed by McBride on taxpayer time.
I realise you want to pull the old "I'm more sophisticated than you poor old punters" thingie, but this wasn't some acne-spotted teenager in his bedoorm. It was one of Broon's paid cronies; one of his "advisors".
Missed that bit, did you?
Rupert Fotherington-Smythe
April 18th, 2009 12:24pm Report this comment‘Rod Liddle — an odious, untalented, bigoted, low-level Sunday Times journalist who engages in buggery with Nazis such as Nick Griffin.’ That's my boy! That's why we love you Rod! (Also, not scared to tell it like it is, not scared to stick his head above the parapet, excellent sense of humour, prpeared to go out on a limb .... )
logdon
April 18th, 2009 1:06pm Report this commentModded for what, I ask?
paul gilboy
April 18th, 2009 8:08pm Report this commenti normally agree with every thing you write and people can post any thing they wish to write. As long as they are willing to accept the consequences in libel law. But this man is paid by the state in a supposedly neuteral civil service post, attempting to defame peoples families.Only because they are political rivals of his boss.
If you read bloggers you decide for yourself but this case is different and we should always remember the difference.
Attacking osbourne & cameron is fair game it goes with the territory, and lets be honest most of us think they are not above reproach, but to smear their wives is dishonourable in every sense
A. MacAulay
April 19th, 2009 8:14am Report this commentEnglish Press and Politics have a relationship of the type that, "dare not speak its name". McBride toiled in the Dep't of Sh*t Shovelling which provides manure for journeille muck-spreaders. Pen poised over cheque; think of a number. So what?
McBride's chief fault is that he is a blithering idiot in writing down, in whatever form, this so called, nefarious plot.
That Rod Liddle is a humbug hunter is our luck. To criticise him for lack of political consistancy, moral uprightness, etc. etc. is to miss the point completely. Moral values are rarely to be found in persons who make a display for professional purposes of their moral superiority.
rod (not Roger) Liddle
April 20th, 2009 8:07pm Report this commentObnoxio - no, that ain't me. That's Roger Liddle, a long-term wonk. Not related, so far as I know.
Livesey - grow up, you idiot. Do you really think the same sorts of things are not being kicked around CCO right now, and always have been?
Wikiman - your dictionary is factually useless, but always interesting. More power to your elbow etc.
laurence cartwright
April 21st, 2009 3:08pm Report this comment"Emails sent from one person to another are not government statements, rooted in fact".
Surprised to find this sentence in your article, Rod.
Nick Chambers
April 21st, 2009 6:30pm Report this commentSpot on, again Rod. Anyone who takes notice of the drivel written on the net about themselves, ought to get out more. I recently added my comments on a few 'conspiracy theory' sites. My argument being that their theories were crap and that they were intellectual pygmies- BIG MISTAKE! The invective I received was truly astounding. I was essentially accused of being 'one of them', whoever 'them' are meant to be? I thought about replying with some abuse of my own, but realised what a futile gesture this would be. Go out and enjoy the sunshine instead, life is too short.
Jez
April 22nd, 2009 9:39pm Report this commentYou're a reptilian aren't you Nick C.
Nice try repto boy.
Saw you coming a mile off.
Jimmy
April 23rd, 2009 5:56pm Report this commentProbably the first sensible thing written about this whole nonsense.
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