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There is no sacred right to be a lazy fat slob

22 April 2009
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If political reality means we can’t tax the overweight, then at least let’s have tax breaks for those who bother to take exercise, writes unashamed metrosexual Dan Jones

Well, I suppose because it might make them unhappy. There are people who would be upset at BMI discrimination in the tax system. (You can hear the rumble down Whitehall as the fat-and-proud protestors roll down to Westminster.) There are demented parents who would continue to feed their kids trans-fat-laden junk food because it’s their right to give them what they enjoy, whether or not it gives them diabetes from their teens, and the rest of us end up paying for their ignorance. There are children — probably the same ones — who would hate the tyranny of daily PE. So we don’t force the issue.

Yet by and large, those of us who try to trim our waistlines, shave the convexities of our buttocks, or prevent our own jowls from strangling us: we’re the good guys. And we should be rewarded. It irks me that ‘poor you’ apologists like Orbach chide those who worry about their weight and let the corpulent majority off the hook. It bothers me that I pay the same national insurance contributions as folk who waddle around all fat and clumsy when I am statistically far less likely to hospitalise myself through my love of cakes. It gets right on my man-boobs that we would rather blame big corporations for selling us airbrushed images of perfection than blame ourselves for failing to exercise restraint when the cheese trolley comes round. And while I defend your right to be fat if you so desire, I don’t see why I should pretend it’s anyone’s fault but your own, or why I should pay for the consequences.

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Julian Fruppapoipepauppioioip

April 23rd, 2009 1:56pm Report this comment

There is a sacred right to be a lazy fat slob. It's called freedom. There may not be a sacred right to have your fellow citizens pay for your "lifestyle choices" but if we clamp down on lazy fat slobs, who will be next to fall foul of the mediocre social workers? Skiers? People who have sex?

N

April 23rd, 2009 4:22pm Report this comment

Two questions: thanks to the world economic crisis money is tight, what if i don't have money to afford my personal trainer, then what? What if the fat takeout food is all i can afford? Am i still responsible if i get fat due to poor diet and lack of excercise?

anna

April 23rd, 2009 7:59pm Report this comment

dear Mr Jones, not everyone who is overweight is a lazy fat slob: ask any doctor or medical scientist. looks like fatties are the latest recipients of "licenced racism"; forbidden to preach hatred of religious, racial or sexual groups, you've got to target someone, haven't you?

Sebastian

April 24th, 2009 12:32am Report this comment

N, once again you have resorted to blaming someone else for your lamentable plight: the 'World Economic Crisis' does not prohibit you from going for a jog, swim or any other form of exercise which is do-able in the absence of a personal trainer. Further, the idea that take-away food is cheaper than making your own is ludicrous: in the medium to long term, buying your own food and making a week's worth of meals from it is far more economical than buying the 'cheaper' take-away foods on a regular basis.

James R

April 24th, 2009 5:03am Report this comment

'we [thin people] should be rewarded.' says Mr Jones.
But surely dripping self-satisfaction is its own reward.

David Short

April 24th, 2009 10:17am Report this comment

This is the sort of c**p that Giles Coren has already written ad nauseam in The Times. It's bad enough that drivel is published in a quality daily newspaper, even worse that second-hand, worse drivel sees the light of day in an expensive, formerly serious political and literary weekly.

ian skidmore

April 24th, 2009 3:04pm Report this comment

can there be anything more damning than to be compare, rightly, to Alan Coren who gives nepotism a bad name,

Gil

April 24th, 2009 6:56pm Report this comment

Here's a way to start to tackle incipient obesity: Regard sugar (mainly white) as POISON. That's right, sugar is lethal. Everything else in moderation but portion sizes to be cut drastically. Also, watch the salt it too has the potential to be POISON.

This mindset requires incredible discipline and self control. The people here ain't got it.

David Short

April 25th, 2009 12:05pm Report this comment

Ian S. I listed the names of second generations journos, media types and Old Etonians. As a number of names ticked more than one box and were associated with The Spectator, I'm not surprised it was censored, even though it was a serious comment on the decline of journalism and the open society, the raising of class barriers and the return of privilege.

Hmmm. Says a lot about the new-style Spectator.

Cameron just lost my vote.

c chapman

April 25th, 2009 2:35pm Report this comment

Good food need not be expensive - think pasta and ragu, home made soup, pot au feu. It just takes imagination and planning as shown by European peasants for centuries. Get off the bus or tube a stop or 2 early and walk. Don't tax or give tax breaks - just educate in schools so young people can enjoy good food cheaply. Here in Italy our local schools work with grandparents to teach children how to grow vegetables and once year there is a lunch open to everyone in the community to enjoy the fruits of their labour. This is what is missing in UK - community involvement and not self serving tax incentives for metrosexuals et al.

Forlornehope

April 28th, 2009 12:01pm Report this comment

We know perfectly well what it takes to be healthy. Eat lots of fruit and vegetables, drink alcohol in moderation, take half and hour of vigorous exercise at least five times a week, don't smoke (anything), keep off junk food, only sleep with people if you really care about them, or if you must shag around use a condom. That's it and unless you are very unlucky you will live long, and healthily, in the land. It's actually not very difficult, or expensive.

Andy

April 29th, 2009 3:12pm Report this comment

Gil. Hear, hear! Unfortunately most "food" available is loaded up with sugar, even for straightforward items like a plain cooked chicken. It should also be noted that wheat based products and potatoes also have the same negative effect on the body. If you ever fancy some amusement do some research on this, and then go and look at the governments dietary guidlines website... Would be funny if it wasn't having such disasterous consequences on the population.

Zac Smith

April 29th, 2009 5:47pm Report this comment

There is no obesity crisis. Some people are fat. If they are, they will die earlier, usually of fairly inexpensive diseaeses. I reckon (and would welcome evidence either way) that fat people dying at 55 is a net gain for the taxpayer. Regardless, attempts to engineer health are a waste of time and money. Health is an individual's responsibility and no one's business but their own.

Susan

September 4th, 2009 8:12pm Report this comment

cancer is NOT a fat man's disease, you ignorant fool. Most people I knew and died from cancer were NOT even overweight. I recenltly lost 60 lbs, but ALWAYS struggled with my weight, and YOU call me fat and lazy?? What bad habits do you have?? I dare you to list them. I personally cannot STAND people like YOU!

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