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Lefties have got away with feeling superior for too long — let the fightback begin

10 July 2010

James Delingpole says You Know It Makes Sense

I was at a debate at the Institute of Economic Affairs last week when the speaker next to me — a preening, prickly chap with a moustache and hugely self-important manner — took it upon himself to apprise the assembled throng of the most extraordinary fact: apparently, James Delingpole is nowhere near as good at delivering Ronald Reagan quotes as Ronald Reagan was.

‘As I can testify from experience,’ he added, impressively, ‘having heard Reagan speak on several occasions.’

‘Gosh!’ I thought to myself. And again ‘Gosh!’ I’m often taken aback when complete strangers decide to have a go at me personally in debates. ‘Hey, you don’t even know me,’ I want to say. ‘For all you know I might be incredibly nice.’ But the thing that shocked me this time wasn’t so much the gratuitousness of his ad hom as its almost cherishably fatuous lameness.

No doubt I would have been even more impressed if he’d accused me of not having as large breasts as Dolly Parton, or of being nowhere near as well-endowed as Seventies porn legend John ‘King Dong’ Holmes, or of being a sight uglier than babesome alleged Russian spy Anna Chapman. But as candidates for the most stunning, blinding, fantabulous statement of the obvious went, I thought his Reagan jibe (I’d just quoted the famous quip about the nine most terrifying words in the English language being ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help’) was a more than halfway decent stab. How desperate must he be?

Very, I decided. Very, very, very. And to be honest I didn’t blame him. I too, in his position, would have been grasping at whatever straws I could to distract people from who I was and what I stood for. Imagine if you were a fox and you’d been invited as guest speaker at the annual Chicken Safety and Welfare dinner; or Julian Clary, mistakenly booked for an Abu Hamza fundraiser; or… no, it’s really no good. I don’t think any of us can come even close to imagining how it must be to be Michael White, assistant editor of the Guardian, in a debate on the subject of liberty.

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Paul T Horgan

July 9th, 2010 9:19pm Report this comment

James Delingpole should take a look at the New Statesman some time. There is an assumed air of moral superiority that is the subtext of everything written there. The people there also believe that they are undertaking a holy mission, leading the people to the broad sunlit uplands of pure egalitarianism. They do not view the past 13 years of Labour misrule as a catastrophic mistake.

This then is the challenge. No truly sane Labour supporter could possibly defend the party's record in government in 1974-1979, where they handed over the country to the Unions. They would be hard put to defend the party's performance in opposition up to 1983. They cannot defend the weakness of the party's structure that allowed it to be infested by Trotskyites. It was all these that contributed to the defeat in 1992 as the collective fear of Labour in key constituencies trumped the (misplaced) low regard for Major's premiership.

The Tories need to get the record straight about the last Labour government otherwise it will only be seen to have been laid low by adverse global economics. The facts are more sinister. Labour debased most of the important national institutions through wilful abuse, neglect or by placing their fellow travellers in unwarranted positions of superiority. When did a Tory last lead the (now amalgamated ) Commission for Racial Equality? When Harriet Harman ran the (now renamed) National Council for Civil Liberties was it truly impartial?

Labour's mismanagement of the economy to create a permanent voter client base has resulted in Britain having the worst prospects of the leading global economies.

But then the Tories are very bad at history as they have surrendered the popular perception of the miners' strike of 1984-5 to the left through such unchallenged efforts as Billy Elliot, Our friends in the North and the Hovis advert.

It is difficult to determine the foundations of this acquired moral superiority on the part of the Left, except that it is shared with people who regard themselves as politically correct. It is not grounded in hard reality. rather it is based on a kind of religious zeal that the ends justifies the means.

But that is also the rationality of the Gulag.

David Atherton

July 13th, 2010 9:49am Report this comment

James, I hope you are well. While on the one hand Michael White was quite brave to turn up when he does not have a case and the room full of salivating free market capitalists. I did think his content was thin.

I was staggered to find myself agreeing with Marxist libertarian Brendan O'Neill who made an excellent case that libertarianism is not an a la carte menu which one can pick and choose which liberties to allow, but a smorgasbord which should be entirely inclusive. One conversation I often have is what is your exception to libertarianism?

After my contribution from the floor, Chairman of the debate Mark Littlewood asked me who I disagreed most with and of course it was Michael White, if asked who I most agreed with I would of been hard pressed to choose you or Brendan.

Two final points, the Conservative Party now does have libertarian section, the Progressive Conservatives whom, I am on the Executive and Nick Clegg joins Mark Pack as cypto socialists of the Liberal Democrats. On the Your Freedom website an amendment to the smoking ban is the most debated, popular and just causes. On the video posted yesterday Clegg made a point of saying the smoking ban will not be included for amendment. Disgraceful.

The Voices Of Freedom was a timely debate.

Jon Deitch

August 2nd, 2010 6:19am Report this comment

Brilliant! I especially liked the last paragraph. I thought America was the sole repository for Libertarianism. I am happy to be wrong.

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