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Pity the nation whose politicians make Gerry Adams look like an attractive option

Thus the iceberg; now the ‘lifeboat’ — Gerry Adams. Counting Bono (who is a truly Irish figure: full of flaithiúlacht with taxpayers’ money for Africa, and a legendary tax avoider at home), Adams is one of the three most famous Irishman in the world. The other is Ian Paisley, who is now Lord Bannside, God help us, and a respected peer of the realm. Yet all those years ago, when Paisley was a ranting sectarian bigot, he was actually speaking the truth. The Irish Republic was a relatively safe operational base for the IRA. Now it seems that the Irish people cannot be trusted to govern themselves without eagerly looking out for an iceberg, and then steering straight for it.

That said, Fianna Fail will not look kindly upon the arrival of Gerry Adams in their political bailiwick. Despite all their talk of a united Ireland, they still regard Northern Ireland as ‘elsewhere’. So is Sinn Fein the National Socialist Party of Ireland’s Weimar? Not under Adams; he is too old and weary. But who knows what fledgling he has under his wing? Who knows what budding monster lurks among the higher numbers of Sinn Fein today?

It’s said that Freud regarded the Irish as being immune to psychoanalysis. Well, that’s a shame, because the real issue is not Fianna Fail and its addiction to flaithiúlacht so much as why the Irish people repeatedly give that party the key to the drinks cabinet of government. It was Einstein who said that the definition of stupidity is doing the same thing over and over again, and each time expecting a different result; which pretty much describes the conduct of the Irish electorate. And now we have Ireland’s own mass-going Gerry Adams, offering his unique moral perspectives on the Republic’s problems. Which might seem rather like Hannibal Lecter giving Socratic advice to the Royle Family, but that would be a false comparison — for Ireland’s politicians and civil servants, with their guaranteed pensions, have already collared Ireland’s silverware. So, yes, Gerry Adams really does have a point.

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damien

November 18th, 2010 6:07pm Report this comment

"Ireland’s financial figures would only make sense to an autistic Chinese astrophysicist."

This sentence sums up the prejudicial tone of the article. Myers manages to compound injury with insult towards autistics, Chinese, astrophysicists and to Irish citizens. In carelessly misdirecting his focus and anger away from politicians and terrorists, he undermines a potentially well-intented polemic.

David

November 19th, 2010 11:33pm Report this comment

Damien needs to be a little less sensitive. I doubt whether autistics, Chinese people, astrophysicists or Irish citizens (except those that vote Fianna Fail) are at all insulted or injured by Mr Myers' remarks. Kevin Myers is spot on about the appalling record of the self-styled Soldiers of Destiny, and the stupidity of that part of the electorate (always a minority) which votes for them.

Dr Christine O'Dowd-Smyth

November 20th, 2010 2:23pm Report this comment

Dear Editor,

I wondered where Mr Myers had taken his particularly vitriolic and resentful brand of Ireland-hating journalism after he left the Irish Times newspaper.To my astonishment, a quality publication like the Spectator is now publishing Mr Myers ranting, which I can see has got even worse in crossing the Irish sea. Mr Myers is not qualified to write about Ireland. There are many fine Irish and British journalists who can be relied on to write a fair and balanced commentary on Irish affairs. Mr Myers is neither.

James

November 22nd, 2010 5:40pm Report this comment

Dr Smyth must be aware that Kevin Myers writes a daily column for the Irish Independent. I'm not sure what 'qualification' one needs to write a column, but its daily appearance in the country's best-selling paper would appear to suffice. Would she care to tell us what parts of this Spectator column she finds unfair or unbalanced?

John

November 22nd, 2010 11:59pm Report this comment

I always enjoy Myers. He is so completely over the top I cannot take him seriously. He tries so, so hard to be controversial.Bless him. God loves a trier Kevin.

William Lambton

November 23rd, 2010 3:57am Report this comment

I write from Co. Galway.

Mr Myers maintained 'An Irishman's Diary', weekdays, for a good few years at the Irish Times. I read most of those articles. His loathing of physical force republicanism, and the method used of mythologising fragmentary historical fact to justify its modern incarnation (i.e. post-1916), was a strong feature, but rubbed against the grain of received political wisdom - he was really saying what I also think, namely that physical force republicanism never served Ireland or Irish people, its only acheivement the division of this island nation.

It is not that long ago that the young were told, that is effectively ordered, by their seniors to vote Fianna Fáil. An alternative was considered unconscionable. This occurs when violence has been used and must be justified, the alternative painful self-examination (and who likes that?!).

He's a good writer and has in his time dug into some of the more obscure features of Irish history, such as the fate of former RIC men.

Ireland's current situation was caused by greed, mainly the greed of the already wealthy. That inchoate behaviour within the elite was tolerated, and the splashing about of money applauded, stems from the country's continued failure to address purposefully the single most pressing issue facing it - its division.

This humiliating bail-out may re-open eyes to actual Irish needs, which bear no relation to the country's prosperity. The need which spawns most others here is for all Irishmen on this island to collaborate, of their own free will.

In fact, a diminished Dáil may hasten the arrival of northern, protestant Irishmen at its gates. So this crisis, whilst necessary to rub the gilding off a paper tiger, may be the cause of 1916's rejection, in favour of a greater year: the year this island's shoreline encompassed a single people.

Shush Money

November 23rd, 2010 2:37pm Report this comment

Mr Myers,

I fear that you are gravely mistaken in identifying only two economies in Ireland: public and private.

There is, of course, a third in the thriving black economy of people doing 'homers' as they are called and if the thousands who evade tax on income and spending were brought into the net a goodly dent would be made each year in that seven billion aid.

Colm

November 24th, 2010 3:05am Report this comment

Kevin managed to get to page 2 before he mentioned Ypres and the "Great War". Congratulations Kevin, there is hope for you yet.

Sean

November 28th, 2010 8:43pm Report this comment

Though laced with his usual spittle-flecked attitude toward people and institutions he finds disagreeable, among the points made by Mr Myers one is difficult to disagree with: The waste of public money in the ROI was appalling enough before its friends in Brussels insisted the nation further burden itself by honouring the gigantic private debts run up by the banks - then generously offered it the means to honour them (at an eye-watering rate of interest). The problem was domestic and perhaps manageable, albeit scorchingly humiliating, until Ireland was instructed to take one for the team.
At least the people of Ireland can take some satisfaction in realizing the Irish tradition of martyrdom for grand causes is back in vogue - and this time it's compulsory.

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