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The Spectator: 2 February 2013

Bad care

2 February 2013

When the letters ‘NHS’ appeared to the world above the dancing nurses at the Olympic opening ceremony, many in Britain will have imagined two darker words hovering alongside: ‘Mid Staffs’.… Read more

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2 February 2013

Home Britain decided to send 40 ‘military advisers’ to Mali, 70 more with an RAF Sentinel surveillance aircraft and 20 with a C17 transport plane, and 200 to neighbouring states… Read more

Simon Barnes

2 February 2013

It’s a rum go, working in sport professionally. Your business is everybody else’s fun; their frivolity is your seriousness. Still, at least I was able to watch the Australian Open… Read more

Socrates vs Rod Liddle

2 February 2013

Last week Rod Liddle suggested that on Question Time the Cambridge classicist Professor Mary Beard did not distinguish herself on the subject of immigration, and concluded that the BBC hired… Read more

2 February 2013

A desert mystery Insurgents were reported to have burned tens of thousands of ancient manuscripts in Timbuktu as French troops surrounded the city. Timbuktu has long been a byword for… Read more

2 February 2013

Reforming criminal justice Sir: Crime continues to fall under this government and is now at its lowest level since the crime survey began in 1982. But we can’t be complacent.… Read more

Cameron will have to fund his Mali adventure

2 February 2013

‘This is the hour of Europe, not the hour of the Americans,’ Jacques Poos, foreign minister of Luxembourg, declared in 1991. Yugoslavia, he said, was a problem in Europe’s neighbourhood… Read more

Newbury Races

The law doesn’t change just because you’re on horseback

2 February 2013

I’ve just sent off a cheque to the RSPCA in the hope that they will put it towards the costs of bringing another prosecution against those arrogant pink-jacketed psychopaths who… Read more

Staplehurst Crash

A tale of HS2 cities

2 February 2013

The route was unveiled this week for phase two of HS2 — and those who got hot under the collar about phase one (London to Birmingham) are furious again, on… Read more

At last: your chance to make me a kept man

2 February 2013

Sometimes my wife accuses me of being sexist but I really don’t see how this can possibly be because a) I’ve acknowledged for some time that I consider women the… Read more

British cartoonist Gerald Scarfe poses a

Gerald Scarfe isn’t anti-Semitic – but David Ward is

2 February 2013

I’m turning into a Holobore. I can feel it happening, and it’s sapping at my soul. What a week. It started with David Ward, the Lib Dem MP and anti-Semite.… Read more

Baggage Handlers Face Job Losses At Manchester Airport

I look forward to using my pensioner’s pass on HS2 – and I’ve spotted the people to run it

2 February 2013

Investing £33 billion in HS2 — £46 billion if you accept the Taxpayers’ Alliance’s calculation — won’t boost us out of this triple dip, but it might ease the one… Read more

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Does the RSPCA think it’s the FBI?

2 February 2013

Imagine what would happen if J. Edgar Hoover, founder of the FBI, were running the RSPCA. It sounds ridiculous, I know. But suspend your disbelief for a second, and suppose… Read more

Hollande

Hollande runs into the sand

2 February 2013

Will President François Hollande’s decision to send French troops into battle against the insurgent fundamentalists in Mali prove a turning point for his faltering presidency? Not for the first time,… Read more

Rough Sleeper In Oxford Street

Cold comfort

2 February 2013

  An emergency shelter funded by the Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, has been opened to offer a lifeline to rough sleepers in the capital whenever three consecutive nights of… Read more

Germany's Escort Girls Anticipate Increasing Demand During World Cup

Why even Amsterdam doesn’t want legal brothels

2 February 2013

Do you remember the rather brilliant comedy sketch featuring Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse in which they played laid-back police officers in Amsterdam, bragging that they no longer have to… Read more

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Two months as a monk

2 February 2013

Kieran Viljoen’s life sounds like a parable. Not long ago, back in South Africa, he spent his days in the depths of the ocean searching for diamonds. But for the… Read more

Ship’s Biscuit

2 February 2013

After Mother scarpered It was ship’s biscuit With shrapnel sparkles. It was hot spurts and gristle And cold snaps with a wet towel For stealing a puff from Dad’s fag… Read more

‘Dark Desires’, 20th century, Gino D’Achille

Secrets and ties

2 February 2013
Family Secrets Deborah Cohen

Viking, pp.372, £20, ISBN: 9780670917662

It is a truth universally acknowledged that secrets are toxic and break up families. Today we look back smugly on the bad old days of the stiff upper lip when… Read more

A woman of substance

2 February 2013
Hermione: After to War With Whitaker Caroline Simmonds (ed)

Ranfurly Charitable Services, Great Pednor, Chesham, Bucks HP5 2SU, pp.405, £15, ISBN: 9781905060221

Hermione Ranfurly wrote two books. One was called The Ugly One. The other, the first, was called To War with Whitaker. Its success came as a surprise to her, but… Read more