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The Spectator: 8 December 2012

The great creep forward

8 December 2012

It took Tony Blair about five years to work out what he wanted to do with his government and George Osborne appears to be on a similar, depressingly slow learning… Read more

Portrait of the week

8 December 2012

Home In his Autumn Statement, held nearer the winter solstice, George Osborne, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, confronted the need to extend austerity measures for reducing the deficit to 2018.… Read more

Susan Hill

8 December 2012

Finding an outfit for a wedding is a doddle compared with finding one for an investiture and I wonder how sensible it was to buy my hat first. I love… Read more

Classical press regulation

8 December 2012

Forget Leveson. If the press, always keen to be above the law, must remain free of state control (and it must), it cannot expect state protection. It must be prepared… Read more

8 December 2012

Distilling a philosophy The manager of Fitzpatrick’s in Rawtenstall, the last surviving temperance bar in Lancashire, has pleaded guilty to drink-driving. His embarrassing predicament would have been understood by the… Read more

8 December 2012

The North in need Sir: Neil O’Brien’s article on the North-South divide is welcome (‘The great divide’, 1 December). As a Geordie who spent much of his working life in… Read more

Until the March budget, the coalition was run smoothly by a four-person council at the top: David Cameron, Nick Clegg, George Osborne and Danny Alexander. Photo: Getty

Osborne is the St Augustine Chancellor – he wants to balance the books, but not yet.

8 December 2012

After months of squabbling and not-so-civil war, the coalition now appears to be functioning again. This is one immediate consequence of George Osborne’s Autumn Statement. The Chancellor was allowed to… Read more

8 December 2012

You will have read in every news outlet that the baby whom the Duchess of Cambridge is bearing will be third in line to the throne if she is a… Read more

‘It’s for the connoisseur who appreciates really tiny amounts of growth.’

Bonsai

8 December 2012

Is it grim up north? It’s too expensive to go and find out

8 December 2012

My flight to Italy a couple of weeks back was held on the runway for a while because of some altercation back at the departure gate. After a while the… Read more

An inmate casts his ballot in a Russian prison Photo: ANDREY SMIRNOV/AFP/Getty Images

Even my mimsy leftist friends don’t care that prisoners can’t vote

8 December 2012

I mean, honestly. What kind of mimsy, soggy-spined, weak-kneed, faffing, lentil-eating, self-loathing, lefty north London ninny gives a damn that prisoners don’t have the vote? Pretty much my entire social… Read more

Tony Hall’s successor, organic government and the great Lib Dem shale plot

8 December 2012

Rending of raiment and gnashing of teeth at the Guardian. I’m told that the paper’s veteran editor, Alan Rusbridger, is tipped to take over at the Royal Opera House once… Read more

‘Is it just me, or does everyone look 45p less drunk?’

Drunk

8 December 2012

America’s hounding of BP no longer has much to do with Louisiana’s sad pelicans

8 December 2012

BP continues to pay a full price for the Deepwater Horizon disaster — deservedly so, you might say, given that 11 rig workers died in the April 2010 explosion that… Read more

‘Wow! Fire AND the wheel!! Renaissance man or what?’

Wheel

8 December 2012
Export-only justice

Export-only justice

8 December 2012

In the last few years lawyers have begun to gush about the ‘Sumption effect’. They were not thinking of Jonathan Sumption QC’s fine legal mind — which was of such… Read more

‘Let’s see who today’s manager is.’

Manager

8 December 2012
BRITAIN AUCTION

Don’t watch The Hobbit

8 December 2012

Once, I met Priscilla Tolkien, the daughter of J.R.R. Tolkien. It was at the Oxford Catholic chaplaincy, and she was giving a talk about her father. She was charming, something… Read more

Africa

The sick man of Africa

8 December 2012

I dread attending meetings on Congo. At almost every one a Congolese will stand up and start to rail, then scream and weep. Some get very aggressive. The police were… Read more

‘This one’s for Mummy — it counts the days until it’s all over.’

Calendar

8 December 2012