Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio

Just pure, unadulerated good news. As The Times puts it in its print edition:

Loss of captain will shatter Arsenal

And, oh, how awful, here's how the Guardian describes it:

Arsenal reeling as £16m Henry joins Barcelona

Oh dear!

(Mind you, £16 million for Darrent Bent? I hope I'm wrong, but he strikes me as an average Premiership striker and no better.)