Tee hee

Joe Camel

Stephen, limerick competitions can be fun and I don’t remember ever having seen one in the Speccie. Would you care to host one now? The first line is:

There was an Alaskan in glasses

For any would-be contestants recollecting recent incidents concerning (a) “undivided Jerusalem” or (b) Canada and NAFTA, may I respectfully point out that in American English “Messiah” does not rhyme with “liar”.

Verity

Who's Jon Stewart and why was his "joke" funny? Alaska is 30 miles from Russia. It shares many marine resources with Russia. Geddit? There will be a military intelligence present in Alaska that Governor Palin knows about, but Jon Stewart doesn't. His "joke" was puerile.

Verity

PS - Russia is real. I've never read such a pointless, flat "joke" in my life.

I have a "joke"! Jon Stewart rhymes with Wiiliam Seward, the US Secretary of State who negotiated the purchase of Alaska!!!!! Laugh? I thought I'd fall over!!!

Mo Juste

T. Hee:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0373429/

Windsong

You have made 2 mistakes. 1 trendy soft liberals forget that a real woman is made of stronger stuff than some men, more feminine, stronger and wiser. The man who was tortured in Vietnam and would not go till his friends were released is wiser than you know.Blair is a featherweight in contrast and Brown has managed the finances for 10 years not Darling and the mature electorate is not stupid even if the liberal diletantes in the press are!
Hurt people laugh, Yeshua Ha Messiach can heal the sick, raise the dead, forgive sins, but only if He is asked. Luaghter was invented in heaven and sent to earth!

Fergus Pickering

I would have thought that for the American Vice-President to be friends with Santa would be excellent news. Think what Santa could be prevailed upon to put in Putin's Christmas stocking. And, since, though not American, I am a staunch McCain/Palin man, can I have a very large bottle of Fifteen year old Glenlivet in MY Christmas stocking. Make that two to celebrate (belatedly) their landslide victory against uppity Obama.

michael

Stephen, why are n t you playing Muslim Massacre like everyone else on these blogs?