You'd have to be pretty hard hearted not to feel sorry for Stephen Mallone and his fiancee, Kerry Stokes. As the Mirror reports, Mr Mallon was arrested on his stag do in Bratislava for being drunk and disorderly and sentenced to two months in the clink, thus missing his wedding.
Here's how the Mirror reports what he got up to:
The self-employed builder had travelled to Slovak capital Bratislava with 13 mates for an alcohol-fuelled stag weekend. They spent Saturday drinking heavily before, egged on by friends, Stephen stripped and jumped into a fountain near the US Embassy.
But the hapless groom picked the wrong side of the former Iron Curtain for his high jinks. He was grabbed by two policemen and hauled off to the cells.
Yet however sorry one feels for him now, it's illustrative of so much about modern Britain's booze culture. To Mr Mallone's fiancee, "He was just messing about". A friend on the trip confirmed that, as the report puts it, they were "just larking around and not harming anyone".
What to Mr Mallone, his fiancee and his friends was "just messing about" is the sort of drunken yobbery which characterises this country - and which Slovakia is mercifully free from.
It's not exactly rocket science to work out why in one country it's unpleasant, to say the least, to be out and about after chucking out time, and why in another one can wander around at any time of night and not feel in the least bit anxious. What's regarded as normal behaviour in Britain gets - at worst - a slapped wrist; in Bratislava, it carries a two month prison sentence.
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Oh come, come. The lad was just having alaugh. There's a difference between high spirits and intimidation
Patti McCracken
June 7th, 2007 9:20amI live in Hainburg, Austria--just across the border from Bratislava--and lived in Bratislava for about a year before moving here.
I agree wholeheartedly with you--that what's tolerated, more or less, in London, is not in Bratislava. Just trying to imagine someone jumping around in that fountain outside the embassy--which is across from the opera house, vis-a-vis the secuirty-conscious Ritz Carlton, and fronting a very quiet and rather upscale parklike setting-- well, I can't imagine it. Furthermore, the Slovaks struggled for more than a dozen years to regentrify that area, so I would think the Slovaks viewed this as more of a threat than highjinks--and it's understandable why in another way, too-- Slovaks don't behave this way in public. And when they do, the police arrest.
Toby Belch
June 7th, 2007 11:33amIsn;t this just national self-loathing? These antics are just part of who we are and why we've never been conquered since 1066
Disraeli's ghost
June 7th, 2007 11:49amOh come off it Mr. Belch. It is just yobbery and bad manners. We didn't win the war by getting drunk, strippin off and jumping into fountains
Anon
June 7th, 2007 12:21pmSo what did you do on your stag night, Stephen? A man is entitled to a little fun on his last night of freedom
simonh
June 7th, 2007 12:34pmMaybe I'm hard hearted but serve him right
Anon
June 7th, 2007 1:18pmSimonh, the issue is that the punishment is disproportionate. A fine and a night in the nick would have been sufficient
Umbongo
June 7th, 2007 2:42pmOh yes it's all just high jinks and the punishment is "disproportionate" but, you know, it's very unlikely to be repeated by any further yobs from the UK. Maybe some "disproportionate" punishments here would allow those who aren't yobs to use public spaces after 10:00 pm. Toby Belch "we've never been conquered since 1066" On the contrary: " . . England, that was wont to conquer others, Hath made a shameful conquest of itself. . "
Marc Chmielewski
June 7th, 2007 9:41pmThe man is an embarrassment to the country. The yobbish culture is now appearing abroad. If we choose to darken our reputations, let's please at least do it at home. It is no wonder that we are hated amongst those on the continent. Let him sit in jail for two months. That is the law in the country which he performed this foolish act, let him face the consequences.
Michael
June 10th, 2007 3:35pm2 months and a missed wedding. Oh dear, how sad, never mind. Are we learning yet?
Anon
June 10th, 2007 8:58pmWhat wasn't mentioned is that the aforementioned Mr.Mallone was apparently masturbating in the fountain infront of passing ladies. Whether that is done in Slovakia or here in the UK, that sort of behaviour is for yobs, sadly the sort of people who ensure that those from the UK get labeled yobbos from others in Europe. If you want the full story, check what the slovaks actually wrote - http://www.sme.sk/c/3318422/V-jednej-z-bratislavskych-fontan-sa-kupal-nahy-turista.html and there comments there as well. You will have to learn Slovak of course, but to say they were less than impressed says it all.