You have to hand it to Neil Clark (readers bored by another post about this oaf, please just ignore this). His revolting piece on the importance of Iraqi translators being left in Iraq to be murdered began with a definition of the yiddish word chutzpah. Well, it takes one to know one, as they say.
Clark has complained about anonymous commenters. He also seems to have got it into his head at various times first that I am Joshua, a regularly commenter here and, now, that Oliver Kamm is Joshua. He also seems to think that Oliver is David T, a regular poster atHarry's Place. (I happen to know David T in non-blogging life; and if Oliver is Joshua then I am Mahatma Gandhi).
I happen to agree with the view that, generally, comments should only be left by 'real' people, although sometimes professional requirements force people to adopt an alias. So long as the aliases are consistent I think that's fair enough.
What is not fair enough is total hypocrisy. So I was curious when, on my old site, regular mention of Clark (I have a penchant for giving people who hero worship mass murderers a verbal kicking) often prompted a comment praising him by one GreenGoddess. Strangely, this commenter only ever left comments about Clark, and always praised him to the sky.
Another commenter had an interesting thought. Perhaps the two were in some way related?
It turned out that they were, in one sense, very closely related. It is incredibly easy to track IP addresses left by commenters, and Mr Clark is, as his fabled conversation with a spambot demonstrated, not exactly an IT expert. Mr Clark's computer had an IP address which - who would ever have believed it? - was exactly the same as that of GreenGoddess.
I never bothered printing this information on my site, but took great amusement from it (I know it's not really done to mock the intellectually afflicted but, in Clark's case, I can't help myself).
This information has now been made public by Oliver Kamm, in a thread on Harry's Place (one of my favourite sites).
Here's how he put it:
...GreenGoddess flourished briefly in the comments section of Stephen's old blog. All her comments were devoted to praising the wisdom of Neil Clark, using Neil Clark's own distinctive form of words. It took Stephen and me almost literally no time at all to trace those comments to Neil Clark's computer - a finding that we agreed not to put on our blogs, as we felt that no good purpose would be served by it. (Strange to relate, and as has obviously been superseded by the most recent exchange, we considered the man had suffered enough ridicule already.) As GreenGoddess specifically and vigorously denied being Neil Clark when Stephen raised this possibility, we can conclude with complete certainty that she was in fact Mr and Mrs Clark's au pair. Posted by: Oliver Kamm at August 11, 2007 12:39 AM
...[T]here is a splendid exchange on Wikipedia between an administrator and the most ardent defender of Clark's reputation. You can read it here, and it is a pearl of great price. The user, called Citylightsgirl, was permanently banned from editing Wikipedia, and the page about Neil Clark that "Citylightsgirl" had so painstakingly edited was deleted on grounds of the subject's non-notability. You'll see from the exchange that, faced with an admirably toughminded administrator, "Citylightsgirl" goes from blustering indignation to whimpering pleas without any intermediate stage. That, coincidentally, is my own experience of the switch in Clark's tone before and after he heard from my libel lawyer in the case of his worthless purported writ.Posted by: Oliver Kamm at August 11, 2007 12:20 PM
...I feel almost a sense of relief, having held it back for so long in deference to the man's feelings, now to share my appreciation of his output with a wider public, even at the end of an HP thread.
See again the splendid altercation between a Wikipedia administrator and "Citylightsgirl" (why does Clark have such a fascination with pretending to be a girl?). The administrator pointed out to Citylightsgirl:"You've done nothing but cause problems around this article [about Neil Clark]. You've added vanity material; you've vandalized it; you've insulted other living persons on the talk page; you've imported a real-life legal row into Wikipedia; you've removed material that is demonstrably correct; and you've used a sockpuppet or meatpuppet to revert to your version. You seem to have access to unpublished personal details about Clark, and therefore I have to assume you're either Clark himself or someone close to him, which places you in a conflict of interest."
As the entry on Neil Clark was shortly afterwards deleted from Wikipedia on the grounds of its subject's non-notability, the details of the administrator's complaints about Citylightsgirl are no longer available on the site. I can tell you what they are, though.
The vanity material referred to was Citylightsgirl's insistence on including mention of a book authored by Clark about a racehorse. The title of the book, so Citylightsgirl maintained, was Flying Ace, and the publisher was Fresh Ayr Books. You will never have heard of either the book or the publisher. But the administrator valiantly searched for details, and managed to turn up the controlling genius behind the mighty publishing empire of Fresh Ayr Books: if you go to this page and scoll down to the bottom of the left-hand column, you'll find the answer in some rather small print.
The vandalism referred to was Citylightsgirl's continual removal of any critical reference to Neil Clark from any source. The "insults against other living persons" were Citylightsgirl's imprecations against me. Every single Wikipedia editor or administrator who made any amendment to anything written by Citylightsgirl was accused by Citylightsgirl of either being me or of being controlled by me: see here, among numerous other examples.
The information Citylightsgirl removed that was demonstrably correct was that his purported legal action against me had been thrown out as an abuse of process.
The sockpuppet or meatpuppet whom Citylightsgirl had used to revert to his version of the page once he had been banned from the site went under the user name "meenaghml". Martin L. Meenagh is Clark's immediate colleague at Oxford Tutorial College (an institution that, ahem, has no connection with the University of Oxford). He was permanently blocked from editing Wikipedia along with Citylightsgirl.
Through all of this fiasco, Citylightsgirl, like GreenGoddess before him, used identical language to Neil Clark (including even the same mistakes in English usage, such as confusing the words "imply" and "infer") - and repeatedly denied being Neil Clark.Posted by: Oliver Kamm at August 12, 2007 10:34 PM
Given what Clark has said, and how he claims only to reject comments on his site which are libellous, I thought I ought to put this to the test and alert his readers to their host's behaviour. So I left the following comment:
Mr Clark:Since you choose to quote my words 'I am a warmonger' entirely out of context, might I draw the attention of your readers - entirely in context - to the exposure on Harry's Place by my friend Oliver Kamm of the IP address of GreenGoddess, a regular commenter at my former blog.The IP address, just to summarise the comments referred to, is exactly the same as that of one...Neil ClarkNot that you'll post this, will you?
Neil Clark: worshipper of mass murderers; defender of the murder of Iraqi civilians; and utter hypocrite. I wonder what his next trick will be?
UPDATE: This is truly wonderful. I've just had a look at his site to see if the comment is up yet. Of course it isn't. So I had a read of his latest post.
He has written “sic” after quoting the word “materiel”.
It’s brilliant: a man who purports to write about security policy not only can’t tell the difference between the IISS and a bunch of Srebrenica deniers, but also believes the word “materiel” is a typo for “material”.
FURTHER UPDATE: He's a one off, he really is. He has deleted the word 'sic' - presumably after being told what a buffoon its insertion revealed him to be - but has of course ignored the usual bloggers' etiquette of making clear he has altered his post. Materially, as it were.
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Joshua
August 14th, 2007 3:38pmIf my late mother were around to hear me compared firstly to Pollard and then Kamm, I'm sure she would literally explode with nachus. Let's first deal with the Sir Stephen allegation. First off, as I've mentioned before, Pollard is an award-winning writer and my prose puts even me to sleep. Second, unless Pollard is a masochist, why would he want to attack himself in his own comments section on such a regular basis. Want an example? In his post about the vile Langham, Pollard got it all completely wrong, at least according to a 2000 House of Lords case I was perusing online: they are not offences of strict liability; mens rea is a vital component ("knowingly" is the operative word) of such offences; there is a defence for people who download this material legitimately in the course of their work (university researchers and so forth - hence, Langham's barmy defence). I really do wish that Pollard would do more research. OK, let's move along to the Lord Kamm allegation. Given the incredibly idiosyncratic nature of Kamm's writing and the fact that each and every one of his sentences is chock-full of at least seventeen facts drawn from all quarters of the known intellectual universe, any comparison with my meagre efforts is again completely meshugeh. Beyond that, I think that Kamm demeans himself by attacking Clark with such force and on so many occasions. Kamm is the consummate patrician and should rise above such things. Put it another way, because Clark is a nothing and Kamm is an everything, K should, on most occasions, simply hold his nose and stroll past. Having said all that, I'd really love to be Kamm, if only because it would be a hoot and a half to see Pollard strolling through Finchley in a loincloth. Namaste!
Chris Goodman
August 14th, 2007 5:19pmExposing a Guardian columnist as a malignant narcissist is a bit like shooting fish in a barrel. I notice that you (rightly) do not spend much time exposing the sad bigotry of your resident nutcase “Joshua” (who at least has a sense of humour) so why do you feel the need to keep reminding us that Clarke is an idiot? We live in an age (and this no doubt true of every period in human history) full of problems. How about supplying some solutions, or at least use your skills to articulate the views of those who you believe have answers you respect?
Joshua
August 14th, 2007 7:14pmOh, sweet f****** Jesus, the board's resident intellectual (it's a free country, we live in an age full of problems etc. etc. etc.) is up to his usual tricks. Melanie Phillips is "mad". Joshua is a "nutcase". I suppose that's the only way many Brits can cope with certain sad truths about their nation: that Britain collaborated both directly and indirectly in the genocide of the Jewish people before, during and after World War II; that if Britain had been invaded in 1940, the vast majority of her citizens would have collaborated with the Germans to murder the Jews of Britain; that Dresden was a war crime every bit as bad as Auschwitz, at least in principle; that Britain stands at the very centre of this storm of anti-Semitism which is currently sweeping through Europe; that the eternal enemies of the Jewish people are not Muslims but European gentiles, and long after we have made peace with the former we will still be at war with the latter (not because we Jews wish it, but because they the gentiles make it so). One question does remain. Is Goodman one of the many kapos who seem to infest Britain these days or is he just another sad gentile with the usual bug up his exceedingly constipated butt? The problem in trying to differentiate the two is that their pungent odours are so very similar.
Chris Goodman
August 14th, 2007 8:04pmI agree even the sentence 'I notice that you (rightly) do not spend much time exposing the sad bigotry of your resident nutcase "Joshua”.' gives you more attention than you deserve. Joshua, you sad man, is more succinct.
jameshigham
August 14th, 2007 9:13pm...why would he want to attack himself in his own comments section on such a regular basis... Ah but he doesn't, Joshua - he praises Stephen an enormous amount [quite rightly too or don't you agree?]
Lee Jakeman
August 14th, 2007 11:06pmYou don't like Neil, do you Stephen? Funny, that. I can't stand him either. If it's true that my enemy's enemy is my friend, then I guess that makes you, Stephen, my friend. I could do a lot worse ...
Martin Meenagh
August 14th, 2007 11:57pmI am somewhat disconcerted to find my name on here. I was not a 'meatsock' for anyone, I have not worked for OTC (where I was a part-time tutor) for over a year, and don't live in Oxford, and I am not to be read as respecting anything but independence of mind, thank you very much. There is a confusion I think from people not updating websites, but that isn't my fault. Please just publish this as an addenda to the whole wikipedia silliness.
Oliver Kamm
August 15th, 2007 9:52amFull marks for effort, Mr Meenagh. It appears to me that your opaque remarks are intended to leave readers with the impression that you are unconnected with Neil Clark's Wikipedia fiasco, without your actually saying so. That impression would be mistaken, so I'm sure you'll have no objection to my clearing up any possible confusion. The sequence of events was this. The Wikipedia administrator proposed that Neil Clark's entry be deleted because Clark wasn't notable. Citylightsgirl objected, stressing the brilliance of Neil Clark's work. The administrator overruled the objection on the reasonable grounds that Citylightsgirl was, in fact, Neil Clark. (Citylightsgirl had denied being Clark, but proved unable to explain how he knew things about Clark that had never been published.) Further, the administrator blocked Citylightsgirl permanently from editing Wikipedia. Immediately after Citylightsgirl had been banned, Meenagh signed up as a user of Wikipedia. He too objected to the deletion of Clark’s entry. The administrator, suspecting that Meenagh was just another name for Citylightsgirl, also overruled him and banned him from the site. The administrator was mistaken in thinking that Meenagh was Clark/Citylightsgirl, but was otherwise correct in interpreting the intervention. Meenagh's protests that he doesn't live in Oxford and doesn’t now teach at Clark’s institution are non sequiturs. He is, or was till recently, Clark’s immediate colleague, yet he failed to disclose this. Citylightsgirl, true to form, then touted Meenagh as an independent voice in support of Clark. I don't know whether Clark directly appealed to Meenagh to try to save his Wikipedia entry after being banned from the site himself. The chronology of Citylightsgirl's ban followed by Meenagh's sudden registration as a Wikipedia editor is suggestive, but not important. What is significant is that Meenagh failed to disclose relevant information when making booster comments about Clark. The fact that Meenagh refers to the episode as "the whole Wikipedia silliness" suggests he is unable to see what's wrong with this. I recommend he reflect further.
Stuart A
August 15th, 2007 1:05pmWhile I agree about Neil Clark - he's an unpleasant buffoon at best - I can't help but wonder at the minimal comment on the most crazed visitor to this blog, Joshua. Firstly, his frank bigotry and incessant ravings about anti-Semitism have not, to my knowledge, incited any remark from this blog's host. Secondly, he strangely apparently mutated during one debate (http://tinyurl.com/yw2k3s) into a poster called DrWho, whose signature linked to a bizarre creationist site (it's since been altered, but it's probably in the Internet Archive) run by somebody called Mike Janitch, who achieved brief fame last year for claiming scientists had named a dwarf planet Eris as part of an anti-Bush conspiracy. An examination of the IP evidence would perhaps clear up his identity, and allow us to alert the appropriate mental health services.
Tim Ireland
August 15th, 2007 1:44pmThis is me quietly sitting in the corner and taking notes. :o)
Martin Meenagh
August 16th, 2007 2:08amOliver (if I may)--this is all fair, I think. You are wrong in thinking I was urged by Neil to object to his deletion from Wikipedia--I wasn't, I just thought it unfair. It is a silly dispute, given a sense of proportion, which is what i meant by silliness; and Neil never appealed to me directly. I have no objection to you putting your point!
Oliver Kamm
August 16th, 2007 8:42pmI naturally take you at your word that your Wikipedia edits were not done at the request of Neil Clark. It did strike me as an odd coincidence that you signed up for Wikipedia immediately after Clark, in his "Citylightsgirl" guise, was banned from the site, but coincidences do happen. I do not, however, agree that the issues are silly or the criticisms of Clark disproportionate. You accept that, while intervening in the Wikipedia dispute about Clark, you failed to disclose that you had been his immediate colleague. The Wikipedia administrator who blocked you from the site thus had ample justification, and you were neither candid nor courteous in your dealings with her. (I refer to the indignant remarks you placed on your Wikipedia user page before she banned you.) More to the point, this is not an issue about whether Neil Clark is notable enough for a Wikipedia entry. That issue is governed by Wikipedia's own criteria. Rather, we are discussing Clark's promoting himself under false pretences on Wikipedia and on Stephen's blog. In both cases, Clark extravagantly praised himself and damned his enemies while pretending to be an independent party (with the heavy implication that he was a girl). The particular offence is that in each case he explicitly denied that he was Neil Clark. In short, he lied. This is not a case merely of a pseudonym. It is about Clark’s adopting a false identity, in the extraordinarily naive belief that he would be untraceable, in order to boost himself. Ties of friendship are all well and good, but you were knowingly an accessory in an imposture, which is only a slightly more polite word for fraud. These are not minor indiscretions, on Clark’s part or on yours. I cordially suggest you make this clear to your friend before he does himself any more damage.
Emanuele Ottolenghi
August 18th, 2007 2:08pmChutzpah is not even Yiddish. It is Hebrew. That's how educated the former Pravda contributor is.
Thor
October 18th, 2007 10:57pmWhy don't you guys just write 500 times "I HATE NEIL CLARK!" each and get over with it? It would be less malignant and would make the whole bunch of you Kamm Groupies appear a bit less ugly. So much "cleverness" employed to try to infect others with your poison can't be good for you. Now go, run to check my IP address - maybe I'm Neil too... or his wife, or his pal, his dog, his waitress, his long lost twin brother, his SOMETHING (I HAVE to be, otherwise I'd hate Neil too, I'm sure :-))) Maybe I'm Milosevic speaking from another side of the grave on behalf of Neil Clark? Boy, are you a sorry bunch of losers!
Sogejn
October 20th, 2007 2:10amPollard: You and Kamm are incredibly insecure. How else to explain your joint obsession with Neil Clark? The fact is that despite the mutual backscratching, few of us have forgotten how you "intellectual powerhouses" helped saddle us with an almighty mess in Iraq. The real question is simply this - if we are fighting a war to defend Western civilisation, then what the you-know-what are you doing blogging when you could be laying down your life in glorious sacrifice for the Supreme Cause? And you call Clark a hypocrite?
Nelson Lemmond
November 11th, 2007 3:15amI must reply to your comment on Martin. I know him and he is one of the good people of the world. I have no idea whether the Spectator is left, right or indifferent. In his case you have him wrong. As an unreconstructed redneck you can kiss my rebel ass. Nelson Lemmond
Nelson Lemmond
November 11th, 2007 3:15amI must reply to your comment on Martin. I know him and he is one of the good people of the world. I have no idea whether the Spectator is left, right or indifferent. In his case you have him wrong. As an unreconstructed redneck you can kiss my rebel ass. Nelson Lemmond