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If a policy is in crisis, hand it to the Post Office — or the Girl Guides
Well I never. You think the government has taken its eye off the ball. You think they’ve got nothing to do except rear up in the Daily Mail to tell us how lucky we all are, or pen little slurs in political magazines because they are jealous that they never get to hang out with Shami Chakrabarti. Then, suddenly, they go and hit you with a move of real, breathtaking political genius. They decide to hand over ID cards to the Post Office.
That’s a good one, isn’t it? That’s raw, political cynicism at its best. How can you be anti-ID cards if those same ID cards are going to be saving the Post Office? No matter if they are only for dodgy foreign nationals at first. Your sleepy rural branch has just been handed a lifeline. Bing! Window Nine! ‘Ah, Mr Abu Qatada, is it? Yes, fingerprint here, please. And can we interest you in any of our additional services? Home insurance, perhaps? No? Not worried about burglary, sir? House quite secure? Ah. Jolly good.’
Brilliant. It’s only a proposal, for now, and the story looked like it came from the Post Office. The suspicion, surely, has to be that it did not. If the government plays this right, the issues of ID cards and Post Office preservation could become irrevocably entwined. I don’t mean to gush, but it really is damnably clever. Hand a new, loathed, controversial measure over to a beloved, failing national institution, and the traditionalist nay-sayers don’t know which way to leap. In the British psyche, some things are more important than liberty. The Post Office is one of them.
There are others. In fact, I’m sensing opportunity here. This could be the start of something big. Girl Guides are in crisis. Did you hear about that? There are 50,000 girls waiting to dib dib their dibs, or whatever, but the Criminal Records Bureau haven’t vetted enough adults to supervise them while they do so. What to do with 50,000 unsupervised Girl Guides? I’m thinking dirty thoughts — oh yes, I’m thinking we put them in charge of monitoring dustbins.
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Jenna
June 27th, 2008 11:39pmFor me, being in the US means non-participation in the de(con)struction of Britain. Except for one thing: every bit of my post to/from the UK goes through Germany. How soon before 'they' also control our IDs? Or [-- that vile eu logo is on our driving licences --] do they already?