The view from 2018: how it all went wrong for Prime Minister Osborne
So it was 2018 and the government was in trouble. Real trouble. In newspapers and magazines, on Dame Emily Maitlis’s Newsnight and Davina McCall’s Today programme, one question was being asked. Would anybody ever vote Conservative again?
At this stage, by-election disasters were not unexpected. The loss of Crewe and Nantwich had been on the cards for years and Enfield, although symbolic, was hardly a surprise. Fulham had been a shock. Henley all the more so.
Lord Johnson (of Henley) was particularly upset by the latter. As he said to the Radio Times, ‘to call this lot a shambles would be an insult to other shambles, such as erm...’ Although Lord Johnson couldn’t think of other shambles, not on the spot, and the rest of the interview was about his new series of Strictly Come Dancing, the quote still made the front pages. For a government in such dire straits, all news was bad news. They were in freefall. It had never been worse.
Where had it all gone wrong? There was an easy answer, even if it wasn’t an entirely accurate one. The Osborne Oscillation had been far, far too short-lived. For a time, such a brief time, the new Prime Minister had seemed like such a breath of fresh air. No shorts. No bike. There was no inkling that he owned an iPod, even now, and you never had to see his wife’s knees. The man even wore a Barbour, thank God, and apparently had done since he was 12. Finally, a pair of safe hands.
When he had appeared on the steps of Downing Street clutching the hand of a frail Glenys Kinnock, it had felt like the start of a national government. ‘This shall be a government of all the talents!’ Prime Minister Osborne had piped, using that curiously familiar phrase that had come out of nowhere. For a time there was talk of Labour defections. The name of Dame Cherie Booth (QC) was even floated as the head of some kind of task force, but nothing ever came of it. Probably for the best, what with Tony at the Hague.
More articles from: Hugo Rifkind | this section
Post this entry to: del.icio.us | Digg | Newsvine | NowPublic | Reddit
Advertisement
Peter Jones on the debate between creationists and anti-creationists
Theodore Dalrymple delivers a global warning
It didn’t occur to Cameron that White Van Man might be trying to pat him on the back
Roasted on a gridiron for the sake of Green pseudo-conscience
New York’s Eurotrash exude a preening self- regard that makes me sick to my stomach
James Forsyth says that the Tory leader is more immersed in foreign policy than first seemed probable. Unlike Brown, he has ambitions as an international leader
The taboo on discussing migration has only been partly lifted, says Dennis Sewell. We pretend that all migrants are the same, whereas the statistics reveal some uncomfortable truths
The economist Richard Thaler — a favourite of the Cameron and Obama camps — talks to James Forsyth about the power of ‘nudging’: small transformative acts of persuasion
The Conservatives think that education is about selecting the lucky few, says Ed Balls. But there is no reason why excellence and opportunity shouldn’t be for all
Michael Bloomberg, the Mayor of New York, unveils his new partnership with Boris, and their plans to forge a transatlantic alliance between the two greatest cities on earth to promote state-of-the-art public policy, cultural links and economic prosperity
Build your own Sky package online. Sky TV, Broadband & Talk only £16.
Sky TV & free broadband packages available from £16 a month. Choose from a standard free sky box, sky plus or sky hd.
Build your own Sky package online. Sky TV, Broadband & Talk only £16.
Sky TV & free broadband packages available from £16 a month. Choose from a standard free sky box, sky plus...
PORTA METRONIA, ROME Standing high on the top of one of the seven hills of Rome- the Coelian- this unique
ROME and PARIS: over 350 holiday rentals apartments listed: visit www.romanreference.com and www.parisreference.com or call +39 0648 903612.
Goldsmiths by Design Welcome to Ruffs! You have found a company of Goldsmiths that specialises in the manufacture, amongst other
Spectator Business | Apollo Magazine
Corporate | Advertising | Privacy | Terms
Spectator, 22 Old Queen Street, London, SW1H 9HP
All Articles and Content Copyright ©2008 by The Spectator | All Rights Reserved
Colin
August 7th, 2008 9:21pmI liked the bit about Tony at the Hague.
Matt
August 7th, 2008 9:27pm"Hugo Rifkind is a writer for the Times"
He is also nowhere near as good as writer as he seems to think.
As in: "ho, ho, ho! Aren't I so witty?"
Answer as in: "No. For surely NOBODY could be as witty as Hugo Rifkind seems to Hugo Rifkind seems to believe he is!"
paul hill
August 7th, 2008 10:02pmWorth it just for Gove wearing his specs again
Richard
August 8th, 2008 8:35am"...many declared the Conservative party to be finished for ever, like the Whigs. Some protested that it was all cyclical and nothing new, but nobody listened to them. They listened to the exciting ones, the doomsayers, who were certain, this time, that it was real."
Did the Tories have debts of £20 million?
Praguetory
August 8th, 2008 9:48amThis could have been a funny, incisve article.
Liz Brown
August 8th, 2008 12:05pmYawn..........
John Gleeson
August 8th, 2008 12:06pmIt's not clear to which Osborne you are referring. Is it Sharon ?
Artboy
August 8th, 2008 1:06pmThe actual certainties of the future are that the world will be hotter, holland will be under water and there will be a lot more people moving everywhere
Stuart Perry
August 8th, 2008 2:28pmHugo Rifkind`s article is puerile to the extreme - it is not even funny. Let`s try and move up an intellectual gear.
Dick the Prick
August 8th, 2008 3:49pmHad to stop when mentioned the Kelly years - I like a good yarn as much as the next man - but that's just ludicrous.
Kpar
August 9th, 2008 12:31amHi, Gleeson
I was trying to figure out myself which Osbourne, Ozzie or Sharon...
Kpar, USA
P.S. Anybody willing to hazard a guess about the Israeli's willingness to strike Iran? Seems to me 5 years of diplomacy haven't exactly produced much...
Kpar, USA
August 9th, 2008 12:34amArtboy,
Keep on believing what they've been telling you- I've got some beachfront property in the Adirondacks you might be interested in...