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Wednesday, 9th January 2008

Bryan Forbes is drawn into a cyberspace scam by an indignant ‘happily married’ woman who invites him to Madrid to arrange a princely payout

This obviously stung the good woman and she indicated that she was beginning to lose patience with me. ‘It displeases me,’ she wrote in a sentence that became hopelessly obscure, ‘that it to me to write you to find out what is happening before you opened up. Actually the copletion [sic] for this process or procedure rest entirely with you. I cannot force you to receive your prize. I have been very honest with you. I am a happily married woman with 4 young children. I have no reason to lie or hoard information from you. I am only appealing you co-operate with me.’

I thanked her for her latest reply and said I was delighted she was happily married, then stated: ‘My basic problem is this: if indeed I am the winner of such an enormous sum of money it strikes me as odd that the actual administrators have failed to get in touch with me direct. If I was lucky enough to win the major prize in our own Premium Bond scheme, I would be contacted by an officer of the company on a one-to-one basis. I am sure you must be aware of the article in Newsweek a few weeks ago warning people such as myself to avoid becoming victims of elaborate scams. You are asking me to believe your assurances that the lottery owners in Madrid are prepared to give away a small fortune to a stranger in another country who was selected at random without ever buying a ticket for the said lottery. Nothing quite adds up if I examine these things closely. You are not dealing with an idiot.’

This got to her and she fired back: ‘Please I will not want to be drawn into any argument with you. I have given you straight answers. Since it appears you are suspicious of this whole process it will be difficult to make further progress. I have not called you an idiot.’

At which point the exchange stopped. However, no sooner had the happily married Mrs Illic tucked her four young children up for the night than I received notification, allegedly from the Camelot Group, that I had been picked as the winner of a lump sum totalling £891,934. I contacted Fraud Watch who confirmed that this was another bogus approach and that the endgame for these scams is that, once they have obtained personal details and money from you, they can clean out your bank account and credit card. So readers please be warned and remember there is no such thing as a free lunch.

P.S. Since beginning to write this account I have had notification from the imposing-sounding FOUNDAZION DI VITORIO telling me I am to be the lucky recipient of a yearly cash donation of $US1,350,000. Is there to be no end to my good fortune? In the space of ten days I have turned down £2,429,107.

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Robert Tilley

January 10th, 2008 10:29am

These scams have been around for about 20 years, and got so serious in Germany in the 1980s that the German equivalent of the CID, in Wiesbaden, established a special branch to tackle the problem. The most spectacular case involved the widow of a wealthy haulage contractor, who wept as she told her story on German TV. A few weeks after her husband's death, she received a letter from a "lawyer" in Nigeria informing her that her husband had invested a lot of money in Nigerian government bonds. Did she know about that. No, she hadn't. Right, said the lawyer, she would get a first-class return air ticket to Lagos, where she would be required to complete all the necessary paper work and the money would be transferred to her bank account. Out to Lagos she flew, was picked up at the airport, driven to a smart office in town, given masses of papers to sign and told that, to cpmpensate for all her trouble, she would be the lawyer's guest at a Nigerian seaside resort for one week. The poor woman couldn't believe her good fortune and flew back to German the following week in high spirits. During her week at the seaside, her bank account and her company's had been cleaned out, ownership of the company had been transferred to a Nigerian consortium and she was bankrupt. Amazingly, these scams are continuing--I have a file containing several dozen. The organizers tap into every new crisis--I've just had an offer from a Zimbabwe farmer to provide a safe haven for several million dollars he had buried on his homestead.

Al_Frick

January 10th, 2008 6:53pm

The Onion's World Factbook (Guide to Our Dumb World) satirizes Nigeria for its massive amounts of fraud and scam artists. Most of the worthless e-mails floating around cyberspace originate here. The one solution to all this would be to charge 5 cents for every e-mail sent, thus creating a huge disincentive for these fraudsters to flood the world with their garbage. There was an article in The Atlantic Monthly about a Minister who fell prey to these Nigerian scams and proceeded (over the course of 3 years) to send them over $100,000. You would think that after a certain point you'd begin to get suspicious.

RHK

January 11th, 2008 1:05am

I'm fully familiar with these scams of course, as we all are. But how exactly do they clean out a bank account and transfer a company? What is the mechanism they use?

Aleksandar Ardalic

January 11th, 2008 4:58pm

If you sign papers which authorise the scammer to open and close and withdraw funds from your bank account and or sign papers transnferring directorship or chareholding in a company then end up transferring total control over the finances of your personal and your company's funds and bank accounts - It really is that simple - Retired Lawyer

Gerard Noteboom

January 12th, 2008 12:25am

I have been exposed to this scam, usually from Nigeria, for decades. I follow the rule " if it is too good to believe, don't". I never lost a penny.

John Bishop

January 12th, 2008 3:49pm

I am glad Mr Forbes did not succumb. I used to get similar news of 'good fortune'. One of my clever saons advised, 'Dad if they want you to send money then just tell them to deduct the amount and send your "winnings" on to you.' That I did and guess what? The "good news" stopped!

Dodgy Geezer

January 13th, 2008 3:07pm

I ssume you have found out by now that replying to this sort of e-mail is almost as bad as falling for the original scam. Your e-mail will now be passed round all the other scammers, and finally sold to the spam merchants. You should really have warned people NOT to reply or give ANY indication that there is a person behind any of the random addresses they post to. On a lighter note, see http://www.scamorama.com/ for one way of fighting back...

Alan

January 15th, 2008 8:41am

I have a very rare surname, but according to all these scam e-mails I have people with the same surname dying all over Africa on almost a weekly basis. They all die with all of their family members in tragic conditions and leave a small fortune behind. As I have the same surname I am invited to share the sum left behind with a crooked lawyer, or the like and only have 10 days in which to do so. If all these tales had been true I would have been a billionaire by now. The only time I have replied I did volunteer to open a brand new bank account at a bank I had never used before and to leave it with a balance of zero. I said if that was acceptable to them they could deposit the money there. I did not get a reply to this offer.

Stanley Morgan

January 15th, 2008 3:44pm

Thank you, Bryan. Fearing a Mephistophelean theft of my soul (rather more valuable than my bank balance), I have always zapped these enticements at birth. And yet have always wondered about subsequent steps. Thanks so much for your brave investigation.

David McGregor

January 16th, 2008 1:52pm

How on earth is this news? Doesn't everyone know about these scams? They've been around for decades! They used to use faxes before email. Who is this sheltered ingenu Bryan Forbes?

RS

January 19th, 2008 3:04pm

419eater.com is a site that turns the tables on these scammers - it is quite an amusing read.


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