A dinner-party guest rang me three hours before the dinner for ten I was giving as a thank-you to her and her husband to say that as soon as she arrived at my flat, at 8.30, she would have to use my computer to bid for some curtains on eBay.
Q. A dinner-party guest rang me three hours before the dinner for ten I was giving as a thank-you to her and her husband to say that as soon as she arrived at my flat, at 8.30, she would have to use my computer to bid for some curtains on eBay. How should I have dissuaded her, Mary?
E.S.W., London W11
A. You could have insisted on sparing her the nuisance of having to undertake this chore. ‘I’ll get a friend’s au pair to come round and sit at the screen for you,’ you could have cooed maternally. ‘She won’t charge more than about £20, but it would be well worth it rather than your having to disrupt the dinner-party and not be able to enjoy it worrying about the nine people waiting for you to come back to join them.’ You would leave open the matter of who was to pay the au pair’s fee. These tactics would have brought your guest swiftly to her senses.
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November 15th, 2007 9:24amDear Mary, I notice that when associations of various veterans associations parade in front of the Cenotaph on Rememberance Sunday the veterans proudly wear their medals whereas the "toffs" who are the patrons often do not wear medals. Is this because the patrons are now much too young to have fought in any war or is it because it's non-U to wear one's medals even when parading on an official occasion such as Rememberance Sunday? Perhaps it is even non-U to wish to don a blazer (sorry, boating jacket)-and join a veterans association in order to pay one's respects to one's fallen comrades. A propos de U and non U and decorations, the VC was of course the first inherently non-U award as it is awarded merely for acts of incredible bravery, regardless of the recipient's rank. P.S. Is it acceptable for a civilian to wear the regimental tie of a defunct and unfashionable regiment (Welsh Regiment) in which his long-dead grandfather served (and survived) as a subaltern? The tie actually belonged to my grandfather who volunteered to fight in the First World War and I wore in the mess of the establishment where I work. Thank you.
Mme. Fleur Bouquet
November 18th, 2007 4:09pmThe Ebayer was a novice, no one needs to interrupt anything to bid on Ebay - Ebay offers a bidding service. Gawd, spare me the trouble of inviting an ill mannered fool in need of second hand curtains, to any of my 'Candlelight Dinners'!
John Dean
November 25th, 2007 7:03amFlowers at the roadside. My dog, Pussycat, seeks out cut flowers bestrewing the road side and waters them himself, he's a well brought up socially minded Mastif, nobody seems to mind, would it be because I'm built like a Mastif myself. Would you discourage him ? Be careful with your answer.
charlie stott
November 29th, 2007 5:45pmE bay curtains ....every one knows that you use Auction Sniper software which allows you to submit bids in absentia and up to 3 seconds before the auction ends....see www.auctionsniper.com